PLEASE READ ME
I feel rather bad for putting this because I feel like I'm undermining the reader's ability to read the summery, but:
THIS IS AN INTENTIONALLY BADLY WRITTEN FIC
WITH BAD GRAMMAR, SPELLING, CHARACTERIZATION, PLOT AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN BETWEEN
MY FRIEND THOUGHT THIS IS HOW GAY SEX WORKED
NATURALLY I CORRECTED HER BUT THIS WAS BORN AND FOR THAT I'M SORRY
"hey jever" sed the mayer to jevert. jevert nearly ran out the room cuz the mayor is relly hot and has bif muscles (lol jevert doesnt no its valjohn XD)
Inspecter jevert had wanted the mayer for a long time becuz the mayor was hot. He had relly nice blue/green/gray/lilac eyes with bits of silver and a relly cool beardy thingy that jevert wanted to fondle,
"hey m. meyer" jevart was proper hard in his pants (ha America has a diff word :D) and he wanted to com on the desck but he coodnt cuz the meyer was there lol and the mayer is hotter than hugh jacman (XD gettit)
"r u ignoeing me." Sed the meyer to jevare
"no" jevre sed 2 the meyer. Hed been ignorin him but the meyer didn't need to no that.
"ur lying" sed the meyer to jever and he pulled out his big thingy that was already leaking come. Jevere moaned at the big red fire pole,
The meyer grabed jever and kissed him really roughly and threw him on the desc and took of his cloths very quikly (his own not jeverts) then he riped of jevers cloths and jever thowt this was hot. He was alredy coming on the desc.
The meyer grabed javar and climed on top if him so that there thingys wer lined up and both of them wer moning bcuz this was relly hot and someone cood cum (haha LOL) inand join them and that wood b bad.
Wen there penisess wer lined up perfectly, valjon slid fourward and his thingy went inside jevers penis and it fit.
Vlajean puled out and thrust fourward again and again in and out of jevers penis and jever was still coming everywhere from his ass and thingy, Eventully valjohn came inside jever and pulled out, liking that his fruit juice was inside the policeman and that jevar was still coming.
"how ru still coming." sed the meyer to jever.
"I have jypsy blud, its cool" sed jever to the meyar.
Jever stood up and put his riped cloths back on and so did the meyer who aksed jever to cum (LOL) to his house to nite were they wood have more sexy time.
Jever went home.
