Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

Authors Note: This is another one shot from my old account. I decided that now is a good time to edit and finish the stories up. I guess maybe I just wanted to have it done before I graduate high school in a few months. So that I can start anew with my life.

Warnings: This was wrote with the intention of slash, but there is nothing graphic or even romantic about it, it was wrote to make people laugh. This is in the universe where Jacob somehow imprints on Edward and he is best friends with Alice. So if that offends you then now might be the time to stop reading.


"Hey Edward, can I ask you a question?" That should have been the warning sign for me to walk away from the piano, and Jacob, and get as far away as I could. Jacob never asked if he could ask a question unless he was planning something. Even worse was that he had his mind blocked from me, he had a lot of practice doing that when he was hiding our relationship from his pack. The best thing to do is to just get whatever he has planned over with as soon as possible.

"I'm pretty sure I am going to regret saying this, but go ahead." If that smirk on his face was anything to go by then he was up to something, and I was right in the middle of whatever it was.

"Don't be stupid. Of course you will regret it." I doubt that was a slip of tongue.

"You mean I won't regret it. Right?" I cold always hope. His smirk was telling me otherwise though.

"No. Not at all. I meant what I said." That is what I thought. Better get this over as soon as possible.

"What is your question?" I asked after a moment.

"Do you play an instrument, Eddy?" I couldn't help but to stare at him funny. Because what in the world would make him ask that question.

"Jacob." I said. "Right now we are sitting on the bench in front of the piano and I was playing said piano before you interrupted me." Jacob nodded his head then he shook it like he was disagreeing with something.

"So you can't play any musical instruments then." Jacob then yelled. "Alice you lied to me. Eddy can not play the piano." A couple seconds later Alice came in the house, sliding down the banister of the stairs. She then came to stand right behind Jacob and I.

"I did not lie, Jake. It was Eddy who lied. He told everybody that he could play the piano." She then looked at me and shook her head as she gave a disappointed sigh. "I am very disappointed in you." Jacob stood up and stood next to Alice. While I just hope whatever is going on ends very soon.

"Lets go find someone who knows how to play." Jacob said to Alice. Alice then grabbed Jacob's arm.

"Yes, Jake, let us." They then skipped out of the house. Edward walked out after them, staring at them.

"I can't believe that they are skipping." Well actually I kind of can. That was when something clicked in my head. "Don't call me Eddy." I yelled out knowing they could still hear me. I heard the giggles that followed that.

"Sure, Sure... Eddy." Jacob said. This was the last straw for me.

"Get over here, Jacob black. I am going to kill you." That was when Alice's thought entered my mind. 'No you aren't Eddy. You hurt him enough already.'

I decided to go back in the house and play on my piano, and not think about what was wrong with my family.


Authors Note: Tell me what you think about the story. i actually forgot about how much I love to write. FebNaNo is so awesome. I plan on working on fan fics to reach my fifty thousand words.