Staples and Smooches

A/N: This plot has been lingering in my mind for a while and I felt like writing it finally. I don't have much time lately so I can't promise regular updates but bear with me please. *puppy eyes* Much thanks and love to BelleDragon for betaing this mess!

Summary: Itachi can't get much work done because he has a tasty distraction in front of him every day.

Warnings: Swearing, Sex scenes, Male x Male, Oral, Anal, BDSM. (All the fun stuff really)

Chapter One

The sun was setting and its last dying rays breached the windows of an office in Uchiha Corp. It belonged to no other than the CEO of the company Itachi Uchiha. It had been a pretty uneventful day in Tokyo, nothing entertaining for Itachi. There were two people occupying his office: himself and his young barely legal assistant Naruto Uzumaki.

Itachi didn't even think twice before hiring him or reconsider: something he never did. When he finally fired his previous assistant – Sakura Haruno – he immediately started looking for a new one. It may have been a little grand to put up a billboard in the center of Tokyo with: Uchiha Itachi is having auditions for a new assistant (please wear something tight). and his personal phone number but hey, who could blame him? He had a lot of free time and money to spend.

The thought of why he fired Sakura crossed his mind once again and he furrowed his eyebrows in disgust. She wasn't coming onto him, thank God for that, but the same couldn't be said for his baby brother Sasuke. Really how could she? Itachi's death glare was far more lethal than Sasuke's. The younger of the two was constantly complaining to Itachi because of her sexual advances. Not that the girl was off or something he just wasn't interested – a point he tried to prove by getting a restraining order but she wouldn't budge. Itachi simply had to step in.

But let's get back to the point. There were literally hundreds of people who wanted to be his assistant. Itachi liked to think it was because of his dashing looks but owning one of the wealthiest companies in the world helped a little. He had dismissed most of them by barely glancing at their CVs and when Naruto came into his office his heart made a double flip flop and his groin twitched in silent approval.

They young man was simply stunning. Six feet tall, blonde hair, striking blue eyes, the figure of a Greek Adonis… it was all working out quite well if Itachi dare say. The boy was a year or two older than his brother and had an impressive CV. Why had he quit his job at Hyuuga Inc.? Itachi made a mental note to ask him one day.

"So…" he started, nervousness audible in his voice. "I want to be your assistant." Azure eyes were observing Itachi closely.

"I believe that has been clear ever since you stepped into my office ten minutes ago." Itachi responded, closing the folder Naruto's documents were in. "I can't help but notice you are not wearing anything tight, though."

Naruto arched his eyebrows and looked at himself. Surely, Itachi couldn't have been serious about that. He thought it was a joke! And what was wrong with lose jeans and a hoodie? Wasn't he going to be wearing a suit anyhow?

Naruto cleared his throat. "I never thought wearing clothes that will have you drooling over your desk would raise my chances of getting this job. If I had known, I'd be wearing leather. And no underwear in case you feel adventurous." The blond had a smug grin on his face. "Anything else you require, Mr. Uchiha?"

Itachi smirked. He was starting to like this boy already. "Nothing crosses my mind at this time. Be sure to be wearing that leather outfit you mentioned Monday morning at eight o'clock. You are hired."

Itachi took a few seconds to admire Naruto's astonishment. "Dismissed." He whispered, a grin threatening to grace his features.

Naruto stumbled outside Itachi's office, cursing below his breath. "Why do I always have to be so cocky? Damnit… "

Still smirking, Itachi pushed a button on the intercom which got him connected to Sasuke's office. "Otouto, I found an assistant. Wait until you seem him Monday, he will put shame to your boyfriend Neji."

"Hn," sounded the reply from the other end of the line and he was cut off.

Naruto begged and begged for the Earth to magically open up and swallow him whole but nothing happened. He got a few catcalls which made him grin but it was mostly gawking and drooling. A girl with bright gray eyes and violet hair even fainted.

Me and my amazing looks.

Naruto knocked on the door of Itachi's office, feeling a little nervous not that the whole fainting fiasco was of any help either. When he heard a quiet 'come in' he did as told and casually sat on the desk opposite Itachi's much bigger one (the asshole was all about being dominant it seemed) and avoided his boss' eyes at all cost.

"Good morning, Naruto." He could hear the smirk without even bothering to lift his eyes. "I must say, I am quite pleased with your choice of clothing? Nevertheless, I have a suit for you."

"What?" Naruto shrieked, finally meeting Itachi's obsidian eyes which contained no emotion. "And you made me come here wearing this without knowing that you had a suit for me?"

Itachi was ruffling through some papers now and bothered to answer a few minutes later. "What fun would that have been? I can't have you going around making my employees faint now can I?"

Naruto chuckled. "Who is to blame for that poor girl's health now? I can hear the headlines now: Etiquette shitted on in Uchiha Corp. Employees' dressed like strippers. Health bills rising."

Itachi smirked and sat back comfortably in his chair. "If I may argue, it's your fault for looking so tasty."

Naruto choked and blushed to the roots of his blond hair.

"Change, please." Itachi commanded softly.

Naruto regained his steady breathing and a semi-normal facial expression and looked around. "I fail to see a dressing room in here."

"Let's hope you were being extra cocky when you said you won't be wearing any underwear then."

Naruto was hyperventilating at that point.

"My luck must be changing. Am I up for a show or what?"

The blond blushed deeply. "Turn around you pervert… oh Gods…"

"I really don't think so. I suggest you choose the lesser evil and turn your back to me. I have been so considerable when I arranged underwear as well."

"G-string? Please tell me you are shitting."

An amused chuckle escaped Itachi's lips. "A man's gotta have his fun, right? Enjoy the little things?"

Naruto was naked now, putting the underwear on. He could feel Itachi's hungry eyes on him and couldn't say he didn't like it with a hand on the Bible.

"I assure you there is absolutely nothing little here." He snarled.

The Uchiha prodigy was enjoying the tension far too much. His straining erection had become painful even. "Maybe I'll make sure of that one day." He replied. "We should get to work when you get dressed. Enough chit-chat." His voice had become flat now.

Soon, Naruto became the most hated employee of Uchiha Corp. Not because he was a prick or didn't do his job right. It was just that everyone was jealous of the attention he got from the normally stoic Uchiha. His eyes would light up and his voice would lose his sharp tone when talking to Naruto. The blond was allowed to go around without a tie and to have three or four buttons unbuttoned. Several employees swore they had heard him call the boss Itachi a few times but most of them couldn't believe it. Their hate showed by some harmless pranks but a few of them were really nerve wracking. Like that time they put who knows how much salt in Naruto's ramen. The blond was so furious he started running around and chasing everything that moved and dared laugh at him, knocking poor Hinata unconscious in the process.

No one had ever seen Itachi so angry, even the ones working at Uchiha Corp for years. He had managed to calm Naruto down and get him to nap on the couch in his office. And then, all hell broke loose.

Itachi exited his office and walked to the center of the floor, surrounded by desks of employees. All of them were peering curiously the first split second but when they noticed the murderous aura that was practically glowing around their boss they started getting frightened. Itachi never shouted. Not once in his life had he raised his tone. It was far more frightening to speak low.

"If I ever have another complaint from my assistant about your childish pranks," he hissed. "none of the suspects, which are pretty much all of you, will get a job anywhere on this planet for as long as they live. Did I make myself crystal clear?" No one dared respond or argue. Pleased, Itachi returned to his office.

Naruto opened sleepy eyes and gazed at his boss. "You didn't need to do that, Itachi."

"Yes, I know but you are the best assistant I have ever had. And I just hate such idiotic displays of jealousy." Itachi replied, letting himself smile at Naruto's shock.

Naruto fidgeted a little on the black leather couch. Positioning himself better he asked: "Why am I the best assistant you've had? Surely I'm not the brightest crayon in the box."

"Nonsense, Blondie. I have been putting you through all kinds of shit and you lived through it all without suing me. There have been such cases believe me."

Feeling more confident, Naruto smiled and drifted into sleep. When he awoke an hour later there was warm ramen on his desk.

"Thanks, Boss."

"Don't mention it. Seriously, don't talk to anyone about that. You know that rumors spread faster than a shit from a goose. And I really don't feel like firing every single one of my employees although I could imagine what they would do to you."

Naruto chuckled.

Three months later Itachi found himself unable to get his eyes off of the caramel skin that covered Naruto's toned chest. Yes, he had allowed him to be less formal than the other employees but that wasn't turning out so well after all. Itachi frowned, feeling himself getting hard for the umpteenth time since he hired Naruto and was in the same room the blond was in.

His assistant however was completely oblivious to the effect his barely exposed chest was having on his boss.

"So, Boss I feel like we can call it a day, yeah? We'll take care of the Hoshigaki deal first thing tomorrow morning."

"Yes, sure.. whatever you say."

Naruto lifted his eyes from the papers curiously. Itachi was flushed and even panting slightly, avoiding Naruo's eyes.

"Is something wrong, Boss?"

"No.. no… why would you say that?" Itachi choked out.

Naruto was utterly amazed. Itachi looked so hot and bothered. Naruto snickered and decided he should investigate the subject.

"You look so flushed and…"

"Blondie, please drop the subject."

"I really don't think so." Naruto replied and got up.

Startled onyx eyes traced his movement. "What are you doing?"

"I suspect that I know what is wrong. You seem to be having a little problem," he continued talking and in a flash got next to Itachi. "Mr. Uchiha," the blond purred into Itachi's ear and sent electricity through his spine. "would you like it if I helped you with that?"

A/N a bit of a cliffhanger there but yeah. I hope you guys like it and review if you do! Short prologue chapter to get you in the track. The next ones will be smuttier and longer I promise.

~ShallowMind