The day started off like any other. Woke up, took a shower, brushed my teeth, got dressed, ate breakfast, and took the bus to school. It was a normal day…kind of. When I got to school…everything was the opposite and backwards. And I mean EVERYTHING. The classes were on opposite sides. Our schedule was backwards. It was weird. But the weirdest thing of all was the people. Earlier when I said everything was opposite and backwards I meant everything. Even the people. I didn't notice it till the first class was our last thing we do after school. Meaning I had the Host Club first. I go into the new room for the day and I see dresses…Ouran's yellow dresses…on every guy. I thought that this was some weird twilight zone but it wasn't. That's when I knew that the school had its annual Opposite Day. I mean I heard about it but I didn't think they went ALL OUT!
"Haruhi! You're just in time! Here go put this on!" Tamaki said as he glided over towards me in the ugly dress. I shuddered seeing him look like a girl.
"Um...Sempai…Why are you wearing the girl's uniform?" I asked while looking him up and down. I thought for a moment and wondered if he had everything. The bra, panties, even stockings but I decided not to ask.
"Why? Because it's Opposite Day! Every one day out of every year we do something opposite! It's usually the club who picks what's opposite and this year it was our Host Club!" He said as he twirled around with a bunch of roses flying around him.
I surveyed the room and almost had a permanent twitch. I looked at the twins in their matching hairstyles and dresses. I saw Kyouya with his laptop on his lap acting like a girl. That part almost made me have a heart attack. I saw Mori-sempai with the dress on and his usual face. And then I saw Honey-sempai with make-up, dress on, with his hair up and done nicely. I looked at him and really thought he was a girl. I zoned back in on this weird twilight zone when Tamaki was waving his manicured nails in front of my face.
"Haruhi? Are you alright Haruhi? You look pale and red. Are you sick?" I blinked and looked at him. He even had fake nails on! Did I bump my head when I was sleep?
"Yes sempai I'm fine. Just a little freaked out that's all. But why did you choose to do everything opposite today? Why not just the classes or something?"
"Because I wanted to know what it was like to be a girl, Haruhi! The way they act, walk and talk just fascinated me! Now here go change into this uniform my darling daughter. Now you don't have to dress like a boy because of the broken vase!" He said as he pushed me towards the changing room. I sighed and shook my head as I walked in. This day was just going to get weirder by the second.
After being pushed into the changing room I taught if it was even worth coming to school today. I mean it wouldn't have affected me that much if I skipped one day out of my high school career right? I Let out a sighed as taught what awaited me at my house. Never mind. I guess I could deal with this for just one day right?
I began to strip out of my boy's uniform and into my girls uniform when I heard the guests begin to arrive.
"Kyaaah! Tamaki-sempai you truly do look like a girl!"
"Honi-sempai you look so adorable even in a dress!"
"Oh my god! The Hitachiin twins are just take my breath away gorgeous!"
I let out a sigh as the shrieks of many fan girls filled the room. After I had put the dress on I walked out into the main room to see a room where our patron's where entertaining the hosts! What, are they going to tell me next I have to use a urinal instead of a toilet?
I slowly made my way towards Tamaki as he sat down with his usual clients.
"Oh, Haruhi! Don't you look marvelous in the dress! It complete suits you," he said as he stood up, grabbed my hands and spun my around. "The perfect image of how a girl should look like!"
What in the world was he trying to say? Might as well ignore him, knowing him he'll go into of his dramatic sessions.
"Um. . . Sempai? Why are the girls acting like there our hosts?" I asked as I looked around the room.
"Oh silly Haruhi, when I said I wanted to know what it was like to be a girl, I meant even knowing what it'd be like to be a patron here at the club!" He responded in his usual manner.
He definitely wacked his head pretty hard this morning. Well I guess I shouldn't be complaining. At least today I get to prance around in the dress that I couldn't afford to buy.
"Oh Haruhi!" said one of the girls I served. "You look just like a girl! If you'd put on a wig I bet you none of us would be able to recognize you at all!"
"Um . . . thanks?" I said. I shouldn't really get offended by that, I mean she doesn't know the fact that I'm not actually a guy.
Tamaki grabbed me and grabbed my chin lifting up my face towards his. "Doesn't he now?" His smiled lit up the whole room and with that the girls went into overdrive.
I let out an inward sigh and said, "Sempai let go of my face."
With that he let go of me and stepped aside smiling. "Oh yes!" he exclaimed while he tapped his fist into his open palm. "Over there is the group of girls that are going to be your host for the day."
I looked over to where he was pointing at and my eyes bugged out of my head.
"No…Oh God no…"
