Hey Dudes! Do gotta story for you! Okay soooo... alright. You guys all know Harry Potter, right? Yeah. Awesome right? I had so much HP fan shit, like a snitch, a wand (which was a total rip off D: guys its just a plastic stick it was like 8 bucks!) (and it didn't work either. I tryed to kill that commie bastard. It didn't work. :I) some gryffindor robes, and like, all the books. So I was thinking about how awesome those books were. I was ACTUALLY gonna read them again for the 4th ti- I MEAN I'M NOT GONNA READ THEM! Psh, yeah sure... Me reading? Ha. I just wanted them cause I kinda burned my copies... NOW LET ME EXPLAIN! Twilight. I loved Twilight. Hardcore. Thought it was the shit...till I realized it was homo to sparkle in the sunlight...

BACK to the story! Okay dudes so I was like "Harry Potter! :D" but I didn't have the books. D': So 'cause Iggy wrote the books I thought he would totally have a copy! So I went to his house to 'borrow' his copies. But like he wasn't home! What a dick right? So I kinda just went in. Yep. It wasn't locked. (silly brit, he doesn't know THAT HE'S CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS AND RAPING YOUR PEOPLE UP!)

Anyways, I couldn't find them. I forgot how many books he had. HIS HOUSE SMELLS LIKE BOOOOOOK! GAHH! I finally decided to look in that old brit's room. Dude,you shoulda seen it. SO...british... Plaid...Plaid EVERYWHERE. I couldn't take it. So I hide in the closet. Yep. This is where it gets good kids. GUESS WHAT I FOUND? GUESS GUESS GUESS! Are you still guessing? Did you guess porn?

I should give you a cookie.

Yep, all of the eroxtic embassdor's porn. What was I to do but go through it all? There was like, a thousands stacks of porn! His closet was FULL O' PORN! I didn't read all of it of course, but there was ALOT more penises than boobs. I knew he was gay! But, this isnt the climax (lawl) of our story kids, guess what I found at the bottom of Iggys giant pile of penis? Did you guess notebooks packed full of dirty fantasies all hand-written by the Brit himself dating back to WWI?

Want another cookie?

And guess who was in all of these? Yours Truly. yep, turns out the dudes gotta thing for heroes. (who doesn't though?)

Being as awesome as I am, and disappointed that I couldn't find Iggs Harry Potter. I sorta skimmed Iggys books. I mean Just to see what they were like. I was like "they can't be too bad" and then I was like "The bitch dies tonight." HE. MADE. ME. BOTTOM. the first story was about me and him fucking in a tent before a battle. AND HE DOMINATED ME. Guys, I feel mentally raped. Seriously, I could sue him for this. I was soo mad that I couldn't stop. Ya know? Like when you find out you've gotta stalker and then find their notebook that has everything about you and there's a piece of gum you were chewing last week stuck between the pages label, "AMERICAS DNA." you wanna burn it but you can't stop reading.

This was all very mentally scarring. There was a few where It looked like I was gonna start fucking England in the ass yet somehow I STILL ENDED UP ON HIS DICK! I mean seriously, how does think he could top when I WAS THE ONE SAVING HIS ASS! :I And the way he wrote it. The Foreplay was like almost the whole thing the sex was like a paragraph long. It was all gooey and romantic too. Its was like "England-d! I love you! I Want You Inside me!" Which me being the hero would NEVER say. Quote me on it. If I ever say it like I'll bake you all a batch of cookies.

The WORST was this one about us after the war. IT WAS SO SAPPY. It was raining and I was FINALLY going home after being in Europe for like EVER. He was like "America, you know you don't have to leave." and I was all like "Home won't be the same. I can't go back like this England. I need you!" MAN, I'M NOT A PUSSY! For the record, I was happy to get home, I CAME HOME TO FUCK BITCHES. BITCHES LOVE WAR HEROES. But Iggy seem to think that I wanted to stay in soggy old England and ride his dick. Not cool.

So I spent the rest of the day read- I mean skimming Englands dirty books. I got all the way through WWII and the beginning my hippy days, when Mr. I-Think-I-Top-America walked in.

A/N: okay hey guys! this is my first fanfic I've posted ^^; i owed my America this (for the 4th.) So my first.. yeah. please be gentle. I know its short. There will be another Part! unless it sucks too bad... It'll be in iggs point of view.. unless you think its better in Americas please review~!