Invader… Gir?
Chapter 6
"OWOWOWOWOWOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT ROLLING PIN? AUGH!" Well. Thats what happened at the start of my...DELIGHTFUL(sarcastic)... trip.
"GAZ! ZIM! INTHEHOUSE!" Dib said crazily as he continued to hit me in the head.
"urm." Gaz groaned as she strolled passed us while playing her gameslave. Dib looked at her with anger. And while he was distracted, (thats where I come in) I started hitting HIM in the head with the Barbie umbrella just to see how HE liked it! :)
And then his father wearing one of those cone... hat things came inside.
"SON!"
"DAD! This isn't what it looks like... I can explain!"
"I was beginning to think you had forgotten my birthday!"
"What? Your birthday is today? I... I... mean... of course I remembered your birthday!" Dib said forcing a smile on his face. The proffessor clipped a collar onto my neck.
"How thoughtful of you to get me this generous gift, son. It's nice to see you taking an interest in animals rather than that para-science."
With that, he dragged me across the floor to his lab.
"Don't get too comfortable, Dib! I WILL RETURN! BWAHAHAHAcoughcoughcoughcough. Man this collar is tight." I said as I was continually dragged across the floor.
"Good luck with that." Dib said.
And then, I began my plot for escape.
