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Hey, there. Let me explain just a bit- won't take long.

I made this little fic as a short little gag for my friends. Jillian, Denise, Remi and Mallorie are all based on people I know so I'm a little sorry about how unrealistic this story is, which I'll admit to. Grit your teeth a bit and it'll be smooth sailing from here.

Make sure to read the final note at the end of Chapter 2 if you want this story to continue. :) Hope you like it. I love the Eds.


''Hey look, Jimmy! An Amusement Park!" Sarah gawked at the colourful assemblage of pipes and broken umbrellas- there were a few stains, crack, and the word 'park' was spelt with a C and with tacky coloured crayon but there was a roller coaster-type thing and that was good enough.

''Gee, wilickers, Sarah! Can we go on the Merry Go 'Round?'' Jimmy pointed at the herd of chickens with fake horse masks- tied around a playground spinning piece.

''STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS, OPEN FOR ONE DAY AND ONE DAY ONLY: THE AMAZING, THE FANTASTIC ED PARK!'' Eddy, dressed in a cardboard top hat and sparkly red suit, jumped out of a large red tarp and leaned against a nearby pole, examining his nails, ''Only the cool de la cool need bother.''

The pair tossed Eddy the usual sum- a quarter per head. He jumped up to get his hands on them and shoved him in his pocket with a triumphant ''HA!"

Double D jerked back a bit at the sight of the tittering duo who raced towards him and the Merry Go Round he was operating.

"Come on, Jimmy!'' The two hopped onto Victor, Rolf's goat, the chickens looked dangerous to sit on.

''Why won't it spin, Sarah?'' Jimmy pouted.

''Ed!'' Double D whispered.

''Oh, right, Double D!" Ed let go of the chicken and hid behind an unsuspecting blue wall with two holds for his hands to jut through- the then began to spin the playground piece where the animals stood on. The duo giggled.

Double D sighed, ''Eddy,'' he groaned, tugging on his ski hat ''I cannot be more certain that Rolf will come scampering down here any second, wailing about the whereabouts of his animal pack!''

''Lighten up, Sock head, we'll get enough cash before he gets here.''

Double D slapped his own forehead, ''Eddy, my alarm here is not of whether or not we get hold of your beloved quarters but of our physical well being!''

''EEDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!'' Sarah howled.

''Oh my!'' Double D grimaced, Sarah and Jimmy were being spun so fast that they looked more like a blur of pink and blue rather than two kids on a messed up Merry-go-round.

''What the- Ed you dolt! I said not too fast!''

''Oh, sorry, Eddy!''

Then suddenly, the floors began to rumble.

''That's odd, today's conditions don't denote any possibility of there being an Earth quake.'' Double D thought.

''EEEEEEDDDDD BOYSSSS!'' Rolf came charging passed the row of trees and tackled Eddy and Double D into a pile of garbage which the Junk Yard, where The Ed Park was established, was chock-full of. Rolf brought both their faces up to his with fist fulls of their shirt. Steam blew from his nose ''YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FLAT HEAD ED BOY AND FUNNY HAT ED BOY, WITH ROLF'S HOME LAND'S CUSTOMARY BEATING OF THE PIG KNUCKLE!''

Double D stammered, ''N-n-now calm down, Rolf! I'm sure this misunderstanding can be settled peacefully- violence is never the answer.''

''Yeah, come on, Stretch! Haha,'' Eddy faked a laugh, ''I-i-it was Ed's idea, ya see! He brought your rats here!'' He pointed at Ed.

Double D gasped, ''Eddy! I am appalled! Letting poor Ed there take the blame!''

While Ed held a chicken in his arms, Rolf approached him with pulsing veins protruding from his biceps. ''ONE EYE BROW ED BOY! YOU WILL RETURN ROLF HIS POULTRY FAMILY!''

''No, Rolf! No! I won't let you touch Gertrude!'' He put the chicken down by his side momentarily to grab hold of the spinning merry go round. ''Like Issue number 567 of THE MARTIANS THAT BARFED, I will spin the flying saucer clear Captain Booven's head!'' He began to spin it, the animals flying off from its surface. ''AAAAAHHH!''

''Come on, Sarah, let's get out of here!" Jimmy whimpered, grabbing his best friend's hand.

''ED, I'M TELLING MOM WHEN I GET HOME!''

''Wait for Rolf!'' Rolf said through the chicken in his teeth, following the pair with a goat in one hand and seven chickens in the other.

Ed then lowered his hands to bite at his fingernails, ''NO, SARAH, DON'T TELL MOM!''- releasing the spinning death tool out into the air like a real flying saucer- the rest of the Eds screamed for their dear lives as it spun above their heads and back again- finally crashing into the tallest pile of garbage- the Junk Yard Wall.

''Filthy, filthy, filthy..." Double D picked at his clothes but as the flying clouds of dust and mess sank down back into the earth, the air cleared to reveal the secret world, hidden behind the Junk Yard. Double D's eyes widened.

Eddy threw his cardboard hat and suit to the ground, ''ED, YOU COULD'A KILLED US- WHY I'M GONNA-''

''Eddy...'' Double D put his hand on the shouting shorty's shoulder, ''Look!''

The group looked up and saw the Cul-de-sac, right in front of them, plain as day and where it shouldn't be.

''Whuh?'' Eddy pushed aside the two to get a better look, ''This isn't the way to the Cul-de-sac!''

''This couldn't be a short-cut, could it?'' Double D rested a finger on his lip.

''THE CUL DE SAC! I GOTTA STOP SARAH FROM TELLING MOM!'' Ed ran through the piles of broken up car pieces and junk, jumped over a short edge and ran down the street, his arms flailing behind him.

''Ed, no!'' The two ran after him.

''SARAH! DON'T TELL MOM! MOM WILL TELL DAD AND DAD WILL JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH T.V!''

''Hey, mono-brow! Slow it down!'' Eddy panted, chasing after him with his hands far before his arms and his legs rotating in circles after him. ''Come on, Double Dunce, my nose run's faster!''

''There's something very bizarre about this 'cul-de-sac', Eddy!'' Double D chased, a long distance behind Eddy, his hands at his chest and taking dainty steps.

''EEDDD! WAIT, YA MORON!''