They ran fast into the parking lot b ut the tem[lars already had hikm on the run for the horizon.

"Get in the goddamn car" yelled solas

"Im try8ing im running so fast but my clothes create wind resistance" Cullen cried

"im chaffingQ1" blackwll screamed with his pnik boa.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed Cassandra

The inquisitor did doughnuts as they skidded into the parking lot. They barely tapped b lackwall but he stil cried

"You ht me with your car"
I"I don tgive a shit" yelled inquisitor

"wae are like bandits" said Cullen "plese don't mke me hold anything I have no hands:

"Shut the fuck up" said solas

They drove off down the road. It was senenic nd thy saw the latch paisley yoke sweatshirt from th abstract series at forever 21.

From inside the chantry issued Mercedes benz, varric cried himself to sleep as corpehin and corcicopia rapped jay z and coriny sang the beyonce part.

"im an outlaw got an outlaw chick

Bumpin 2pac on my outlaw shit

Matchin tats this ink don't come off

Even if rings come off

If things ring off

My nails get dirty

My past ain't pretty

My lady is

My Mercedes is

My baby momma harder than a lot of you n-"

"do not say that word." Varmin screamed.

"Ok" said corn cob

"thank you" replied varric

"Okau" said corn cob

"its kind of offensive"

"okay" saud corn cob.

Back in the inquiaitor car, Nathaniel, ander,hawke, solan, Cullen, Dog, blackwall, Cassandra, and inquisitor were all yelling in unison.

"JEANINE" said dog

"HAMBOOONE"replied culeen. He had a hand with on e middle finger on it. The middle finger was in his ear.

"Get that finger out of your ear!' solas rice.

"my ear is warm within."

"wigwam" sai blackwall

"this is my friend Nathan." Said anders

"nathainel"

"NATHAN: anders insisted

"okay my new name is Nathan"

"Hes a good ol boy"

"Never meanin no harm" Nathaniel added

"Beats all you ever saw been in trouble with the law since he day he was borN!" sang anders
"Ham!" Cullen farted.

Solas fartedback aggressively

"was that me?" asked blackwall

"The STICK could kill a horse!"

"straightin the curves"

"oh yeah" blackwall was clapping to the bluegrass

"we are tryng to fucking drive: solas screamed

"Flatin' the hills someday the Templars might get em but the law never will"

"makin my way" sang dog "the only way I know"

"Holy shit: said Cassandra "the dog is fucking singing"

"that's just a lil bit more than solas will alow?" sang anders

"I am a cool man: said solas\

"aw pick it boys" said blackwall as Cullen and dog played a banjo solo

"that's goddamn country" said Cassandra

"watch that curb inquisitor"! ! uelled blackwall

They flew over the curb and lost a tire but did not stop

Blackwall has a heart murmur as this was a terror ride

"this is a grooby long solo:" said insutuieor

"turn up" said blacwall

"Makin their way the only way they know how."sang anders "and that's just a lil bit more than the law would allow"

"I'm a good ol boy you now my momma love me but she don't understand they keep a showin my hands and not my face on tv" sang Nathaniel

"yeehaw" varric sang out the window at them

Dog played a mean solo on the piano

To be continued