Just something I sat down and started writing – not sure where it will go or if it will go anywhere – Reviews will make the difference! Let me know what you think but most of all – read, laugh and enjoy – this one will be for fun.

I do not own any of the following quotes nor characters – they are the property of Dr. Seuss, Shakespeare and the owners of Stargate SG1

Jack and Daniel – having breakfast – Daniel talking, Jack snoozing:

"You know Sam is here already, right? She was here before I got here this morning."

Daniel made the statement not really expecting a reply – Jack seemed to be sleeping right there at the breakfast table. He sure did not seem to be sitting in front of Daniel looking at a bowl of soggy fruit loops. Jack must have had a pretty rough night.

"That Sam of mine, that Sam of mine – I wish she would give me all that time!"

Daniel did not think Jack knew he said what he said out loud – but hey, why not have some fun with it.

"Would you take her "time" here or there, would you take her anywhere?"

"Oh, if she would give me her time every day – I would spend it with her in every way. I would spend it with her in the sun or in the rain – on a date through the Gate – I would spend it in her lab I would spend it with her in a cab – I would spend every day with that Sam of mine – if only it weren't a crime"

Meanwhile in Janet's office – Sam and Janet – drinking coffee:

"Did you see Jack earlier, Sam?"

"Hmm? Jack – oh yes I saw him – He is quite a fox that Jack is."

"Um Sam, are you quite alright? You do realize you just spoke about your commanding officer being a 'fox'."

"Yes, I know – and I bet he is quite a fox in socks too. I love a man that walks around in sock's."

Janet looks at Sam as if she has completely lost it. Never would Sam say something like that about Jack in front of anyone. Oh, everyone on the base knew the two were in love with each other – no doubt about that – but neither of them would let their guard down like this.

Janet watched as Sam continued with the Dr. Seuss rhyme without even realizing that Janet was no longer carrying on the conversation with her.

"Yep, Jack in socks – man what a fox. I would love to see that for sure – right inside his bedroom door. Would love to help him peel them off, one at a time – but I know for us to be together is nothing but a crime. But yes – I saw Jack – saw him in his socks – I saw that fox – Jack in socks."

Just before Janet stood up to check Sam's vitals, Daniel came in with Jack – who was leaning on Daniel and quoting yet another Dr. Seuss rhyme.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish – oh look it is a blue-eyed fish – it is my Sam – My Sam I am – with fish – 2 fish – and she is wearing a hat – I do not like that hat!"

"Do you like my hat now?" Sam asked after taking Jack's from his head and putting it on her own.

"OH, I do I do like that – I Like that hat a lot! Spot's – look at all the spots!"

Janet helped Daniel with Jack just as he collapsed. Looking over at Daniel, she saw the same question in his eyes that she knew she had in hers. What in the world had caused this? Or better yet – what World or Star or Sun – had caused this? Putting Jack to bed, she and Daniel went back and got Sam – who, not to be outdone – had switched gears to something a little more sorrowful when she realized Jack was no longer in the room with her.

"Jack! Oh Jack! Wherefore art thou, my Jack?"

"He has passed out, we have put him to bed – where you are going!"

Janet said the words just as she and Daniel got Sam comfortable on the bed beside Jack, who by know was passed completely out and yet still quoting Dr. Seuss.

"The Sam in the hat – she has come in while the General is out! We must not play while others are about – dear Sam in my hat – please come in and play on this cold cold wet day!"

"How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? The stone mountain walls are high and hard to climb, And the place death, considering who thou art, If the General find thee here, this close to me!"

Janet stood amazed – they were both completely knocked out and yet – the quotes kept coming – some from Dr. Seuss, some from Shakespeare. Back and forth, and yet no one knew why. Daniel had left to go get the General and to research the artifacts that were found on the last planet they had gone to. There was nothing she could do for them, nothing. Their vitals were fine and they seemed to be resting comfortably – just talking and talking and talking.

The General did not take long getting to the infirmary and behind him was Teal'c and Daniel was soon running in with something in his hands – something old and musty smelling. Something that looked oddly like an old school book.