One day, Sonic was running when he saw a poorly made version of himself.
Sonic: Who are you?
?: Sanic. Teh Fastest Thing Alive!
Sonic: Oh, yeah, tough guy? YOU'RE TOO SLOW! Want to race? I'll win!
Sanic: Thwee, Too, One, Get Set, Go Fast!
Sanic reached the end in 0.01 seconds.
Sonic: O_O
Sanic ran back in another 0.01 seconds. Suddenly, Sonic got kidnapped. Sanic tried to get to Eggman's lair in 0.01 seconds, but he ran into a pebble, extracting his speed down to that of Sonic's speed.
Sanic: UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! ME HAS TOO STILL GETTA GO FEST!
So, our hero, Sanic Teh Meme-Hedgehog, ventures onto his not-fast-enough adventure!
