(A/N) My cousin is going to kill me but I like some of her men, I'm writing this for my satisfaction..I don't own Naruto
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"Oh no, it's raining!" Kika yelled as she ran through the dark soaked forest path, Her simple blue dress was soaked "Damn, I didn't think an undercover mission would be so hard..A by stander's life is hard work" She stopped and looked up at the moon that was barely visable, She closed her eyes and let the rain pour onto her face.
"Oh let my crops drown, I'm not good at raising things just..killing things" She shook her head and looked down at the wet muddy dirt that was now soaking into her sandals, She was muddy and soaking wet..Her once beautiful dark blonde hair was matted with mix of dirt and sweat.
"I think they just wanted to get rid of me, I shouldn't have attacked that blonde hair guy.." She put her finger to her chin, She narrowed her eyes "He shouldn't have peeked on me when I was in the lake, I wonder if he can walk now.." She grinned evilly, She sighed as she looked ahead.
Her dark blonde hair clung to her neck and the mud slowly washed away as she just stood out in the rain, She shivered..she was starting to get cold "I'm going to get sick but..I don't care" She said as she crossed her arms over her busty chest, She saw something in the distance.
"What could that be?" She asked as she squinted her eyes, There were four dark figures heading her way "People? Why are they out in the ran" She asked as she brushed her chin lenth bangs out of her eyes, The dress was skin tight on her with the rain..and she didn't where a bra so she was freezing.
"That was so fuckin' lame!" She furrowed her brows 'Okay one's a dude..' She heard a grunt "Just shut the hell up!" She smirked 'Okay Two dudes..' "I'm soaking wet, un" She shook her head 'Three dudes?!' She heard clapping "Tobi likes the rain!!" She heard yet another male voice cherp 'Are they all gay and coupled up?' She chuckled at the thought.
All four of the shadowy figures stopped, They were only several yards away from her "Who the fuck is that?!" She saw one of them point at her, She shifted and cocked her head to the side "Who are you?" She asked with a smirk spred across her face, She heard some chuckles.
"A woman un, Tell us your name" One of them ordered and she snorted, She took both hands and wiped back her hair "Tell me yours first" She said and she heard a grunt "We asked first, damnit!" She chuckled.
"No you asked one of your gay friends who I was, So I really asked you first" She replied and the others were silent for a minute "GAY?!?" Yell three of the dudes, She put her finger to her lip inoccently and tilted her head to the other side "There are four of you, I figured that you all liked eachother!" She said pointing up in the air letting the water run down her arm..but she didn't care.
"Get this straight!" One ran infront of her and she saw his long hair as he stopped a few feet infront of her "We are not gay, un!" He yelled pointing his finger in her face, She looked at his finger then glared at him "Get your finger out of my face" She hissed and he frowned "Well you don't sound lady like, un" He said as he pulled back his finger.
She smirked "Because I'm not, Now tell me your names" She said as she crossed her arms over her chest once again, Deidara glanced down at her breast then looked back up with a smirk "Deidara, un" He replied and she squinted and noticed his hair was blonde and put up in a pony tail that was now soaking wet, She smiled.
"The only one with manners, Thank you" She said leaning in closer to Deidara "I'm Kika Suyochi" She whispered in his ear then she pulled back, Deidara smiled at her..he knew what she was doing "Your welcome, un" He replied then looked over his shoulder when one of the other men bursted out "What the hell is her name?!?" He asked and Deidara waved his finger with his eye closed.
"I'm not telling, un..Ask yourself" He replied and the man stomped his foot causing mud to splash up on the other two "Ah! Hidan damnit!" The one next to him yelled, Kika smirked "So your name is Hidan?" She asked as Deidara stood beside her enjoying the show of a girl pissing Hidan off 'Nice breast too, un' He smiled as he looked back down at them, It was dark but he could still see them.
"Argh!" The shadowy figure Hidan turned to look to the man standing beside of him "Kakuzu! You just had to fucking yell my fucking name!! Greedy Bastard!!" He yelled then the other figure crossed his arms over his chest, The figure on the very right turned looked at the two throwing curses at eachother.
"Tobi wants to know lady-chan's name, She sounds pretty" He said as he tugged on the dude's sleeve next to him like alittle kid would, The one that was called Kakuzu looked at the kid who seemed to talk in third person.
"Tobi, Leave me alone" He said and tried to turn back to aguring with Hidan but a chuckle got all of their attention "Okay, The one with a cursing problem and a temper is Hidan..The one next to him that agures with him instead of stopping his stupid words is Kakuzu, The guy that talks in third person is Tobi" She said with a satisfied smile, Deidara let out a chuckle.
"Damnit" Hidan cursed as he glared at the two shadowy figures, All Tobi, Kakuzu and Hidan saw was two shadowy figures one being Deidara ofcorse "Well since I know your name, My name is Kika Suyochi" She said with a chuckle that sent Hidan up the wall.
"I'm so going to kill you!!" Hidan yelled as he pulled out his three bladed sythe and started to run for her, Kika sharpened her eyes..She knew of a Hidan and that kind of weapon "Crap.." She looked over at Deidara and noticed he was staring at her breast but she didn't care, She grabbed his robe and pulled him to her roughly causing their chest to crash together.
She studied his clothing "Your in the Akatsuki?!?" She asked looking up at Deidara's blue eye, Her teal eyes were wide with surprise and excitment "Yea we are, un.." He replied and Hidan stopped right infront of the two, He laid his sythe against his shoulder and cocked his head to the side with a smirk.
"Are you scared?" He asked and he was met with a smile, Kika was waiting for this day to come "No way in hell! I've been waiting for you guys to pass this stupid ass village!" She yelled as she released Deidara and threw her hands up in the air, Hidan and Deidara eyed her.
"Wait..what?" Hidan asked furrowing his brows, Kika crossed her arms over her chest with a smirk "What would it take for me to join?" She asked and while her little happy time Kakuzu and Tobi had walked over.
"Yay!! Tobi wants to play with Kika-chan!!" He yelled as he clapped, Kakuzu glared at him..the rain really made him moody "Tobi shut the hell up, Where would someone find a hotel in your village?" Kakuzu asked as he looked at the girl ignoring her question, Kika smiled up at him and all she saw was his strange green eyes.
"I'll show you the best one in town if you let me join" She said and Hidan shook his head "No way in fucking hell would leader let you join!" He yelled pointing a finger at her, She glared at him "Don't point a finger in my face, Move it before I break it" She said lowly dripping with venom, Hidan laughed.
"I like to see you tr-" He was cut off as she grabbed his finger and slung him in the mud several yards behind her, Kakuzu and Deidara looked at Hidan then at Kika "How did you do that?" Kakuzu asked and Kika pulled up her dress, She wore black panties but that's not what she was showing..and she noticed their eyes on her panties
"My belt you perverts" Kika said as she rolled her eyes, They looked up and saw a belt..a village smybol on it "Your a leaf ninja, un?" Deidara asked and Kika pulled down her dress like it was normaly, She smiled and nodded.
"Yea, They made me go on this lame ass undercover mission..I've been on it for three months, I think they kicked me out of the village all because I beat up some dude named Narutard or something like that" She replied narrowing her eyes at the thought of him and his two perverted sensais, Deidara and Kakuzu looked at eachother.
Was she telling the truth "Naruto?" Kakuzu asked and Kika nodded "Yea! Him!!" She yelled as she slammed her fist against her palm, Tobi was poking Hidan with a stick as the worshipper laid in the mud "Ah! Damn You To Fucking Hell!! You Bitch!!!" Hidan jumped up mud flying everywhere and started to run for Kika, She looked over at him and took battle stance.
"Stop It!!" Kakuzu yelled as he held up his hands, Kika looked over at him and Hidan stopped then started glaring at him "I do believe leader would interested in her, un" Deidara said as he put his hand to his chin "Plus..she is hott" He added with a smirk, Kika just smiled a thank you smile.
"Shut up!" Hidan yelled then Tobi walked up to the conversation "Tobi agrees with Deidara-sempai! Kika-chan is really pretty!!" He cheered and got a glare from Hidan, Kakuzu cleared his throat "First of all, Kika take us to your village's cheapest best hotel so we can get out of this rain" He said pointing up at the sky, It had rained the whole time.
"Okay, Follow me!" Kika cheered as she turned around and started to run back to town, They followed her as she showed them the way back to the village.
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(A/N) Don't you all just love it when someone pisses Hidan off and they get away with it?!? Anyway review or not I won't care, as long as you all like this story.
