Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts and its characters. They belong to Square-Enix.
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A/N:
My next fan-fiction! Yay! But don't worry; I'll update
Occupational Hazards very soon! Enjoy! Oh, and please R&R!
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The
Vacation Chapter 1: Decision
A single kunai was flung through the air. It thudded into the castle wall, missing Axel's ear by a hair's breadth…"Larxene!" VIII yelled, threatening to summon his chakrams. "Oops! It was an accident! I didn't mean it!" The blonde smiled innocently, batting her eyelashes. "I'll get you!" Axel continued. "I'll sell your other unmentionables on E-bay! You know Leon loves buying them!" Larxene laughed, before her grin rapidly faded. "How dare you!" She yelled, screeching angrily and lunging at Axel, who sprung away as quickly as a cat. "Watch it! You'll damage my roses!" A pink-haired man with a bouquet in his arms yelled as Axel pushed past him. "Pathetic miscreants." Zexion muttered under his breath, trying very hard to concentrate on his quantum physics book. This was all Xemnas could take.
"ENOUGH!"
The leader of Organization XIII roared, slamming a fist on the coffee table, causing a mug of something to spill over. "My coffee!" Demyx whined, glaring at the Superior. "Dance water dance!" A blast of water spurted from his sitar. "Mgmgmfmfff!" Xemnas said as the water sprayed him in the face. Eventually Xemnas was soaked from head to toe. "Oops! I'm sorry Superior!" Demyx squeaked as he backed away slowly.
Trembling with rage, Xemnas stood up, droplets of silvery water dripping off his face and coat. His normally 'fashionable' silver hair was now plastered to his face, and he looked like 'the creature from the sea', complete with angry, burning orange eyes. The other members who were causing the ruckus immediately silenced themselves.
"Demyx…you…"
The sitar player squeaked again and continued backing away from Xemnas, expecting horrible punishment to come. Then, from his pocket, the Superior withdrew a soaking wet My Little Pony. "You damaged my Floofy! This is it!" Xemnas boomed, flinging the toy onto the tiled marble.
"We are going on vacation!"
"But—"
The others began, shifting nervously in their seats. The Superior had really lost it this time. A vacation? They already had so many missions to complete, and Sora was still looking for them! How could they go on vacation?
"I don't care! We leave two days from now. You all had better pack your things by tomorrow! I'll be checking!"
Lexaeus raised a hand.
"Yes Lexaeus?"
"Where are we going to?"
Xemnas paused, orange eyes scrutinizing his confused Organization members.
"We're going to…wherever a random dark portal takes us!"
"Uhhh…okay."
Xemnas smiled evilly, before motioning the members with a flick of his wrist. "Now back to your rooms so you can begin packing!" Larxene simply glared. "But Axel sold almost all my underwear on E-bay! How am I supposed to pack?!" Xemnas cringed for a moment, before calming himself. "Take Axel's underwear." Larxene stared for a moment, before another sadistic grin crept onto her features. "Fine by me." She said, running quickly out of the doorway.
"NO! You can't let her take my underwe—wait, Larxene!"
Axel yelled, before running out the doorway after Larxene.
After a few moments of silence, the other members got up and exited the room, leaving the soaking Xemnas feeling very pleased with himself indeed.
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