Hi, I am a massive twilight fanatic whose parents disowned her. not for being a twilighter, for being bi. yeah, yeah they're rude rich asshole, I'm used to it by now, so don't pity me.

See it happened like this. They saw marie and me kissing one night when she was slepin over. They told us both to get out and never come back. I told them that if they were going to disown me they should at least get it in writing. withing minutes he had me sign the disownment paper along with the forms to have me labled as a legal adult so ' they wouldn't have to deal with me any more, and that the state wouldn't bring them up in court for leaving me an orfan.' my dad's a lawyer.

By the next morning all my belongings had been moved into my girlfriends room, my parents were named bigest jackasses on the planet, and i changed my name from Rachiel Solems to Dyriani Holloway. I like the name, Marie thought it was hot.

All was going well, it was even better when marie's family had to move from sunny Daytona, Florida to cloudy Asheville, North Carolina. (I have no idea whether or not it'scloudy there, i just looked the place up on google maps.) Yeah, i'm not that big sun fan, i prefer clouds and snow, dark quiet rooms and stupid youtube videos to a sunburned day at the beach.

but still marie's family is really nice, they welcomed me like a second daughter, i got my own room. Well, they just opened up the attic ladder and said "have at it". Two days and a huge yard sale later, i had my own room with a killer spy's eyes veiw of the neighborhood. The best parts were they let me use my new name at my new school, and they didn't ask about the achem, noises coming from behind closed door when niether me nor their daughter were visable. and no that doesn't mean we turned invisible and started breaking stuff in the closet, get you mind into the gutter, kids!

The funny part is i think my literary preferences actually changed my deoxyribonucleic acid! you have no idea what i just said do you? *you nod* what i basically said was that i thought that my reading the twilight books actually turned me into a vampire. I'm not the most observant person, if i was then i would have noticed that i have been like that since around age five.

i have no real feeling of pain, my eyes are frickin' amber(but it makes me sexy at halloween time, so i really can't complain), I barely sleep, i eat once every two weeks, and i look like i'm dead. i've also got this weird thing, i love to chase things, to hunt. i swear at the begining of every school year i'll pick out twenty people and just annoy them all year, just to get to hunt something. But at least i just have short curly dark brown hair and am clumsy byond on reason or people might have mistaken me for a twilight vampire weeks ago.

I know this sounds stupid but i really didn't notice any of these traits until my girlfriend pointed them out to me a few weeks ago.

I had just come back from taking a half-hour shower I closed and locked the attic door, hoping to get some peace while i dressed, but marie surprised me by being half asleep on my bed, reading twilight for the gazillionth time.

i just sighed and rolled my eyes and locked my self in my closet that took up a quarter of the humongous attic space. I came back out a few minutes later in a giant t-shirt and bookcut jeans with a house key clipped to it. I have a problem with keeping up with things like keys and lunch money.

She looked up and a could practically see the conections forming in her mind. she spoke when i caught her staring.

"Do you realize that you could easily pass for a Cullen if you wanted?" she asked conversationally, " all you would have to do is dye your hair black, you'd be just as pale as them, and thrice as sexy!"

I laughed, she always made sure to tell me hot sexy i was like a million times a day, she said it was endearing. It was, i private, in public it was just really embarassing.

"Yeah, just call me Dyriani cullen, the uber badass with no fashion sence." i annouced as i posed like a body builder, stupid faces in all." which charater do you think i'm mos like? i like to think i'm like alice, without the addiction to shopping."

"I think you like edward, you always know what people are thinking and you dazzle me." she added the last part with a fke swoon before cracking up into giggles.

"Fine." i huffed, "if i'm edward, then your bella."i stated. Then i pounced, landing next to her on my bed but falling on her soon after.

"But really, "she said, " you do act lke them alot."

"How so?"

"You're basically imune to pain, you rarely eat, you've got bitchen' vampiric eyes, and your strong and fast enough to turn a crowned, cobwebs filled attic into an amazing suite with a walk in closet, super bath room, and what would be called a kichen if it had a sink i under two weeks. Tell me some vampire-ness comes in at some point."

"might just be luck. mabye i'm edwards long lost sister! that would be awesome!" i knew i was hyper, but it would be awesome.

"Dyr' calm down, we have school tomarrow and remeber we're getting new kids, so you got to bright and awake for the plans, got it?

"Got it." she smiled and shugged be good night and left for her own room, turning off the hall lights as she went.

the plans she was talking about were to wach the new kids an if any of them looked like edward we were to just scream in our heads 'HEY EDWARD? GOTTEN ANY YET?!' and see if we got any kind of reaction.

Well, i thought, we'll see in the morning.

i could not wait to get six new targets....