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A/N: Okay. Now it's bedtime.
I wonder how long it's been.
I can still stand, which is always good, but the words are just starting to blur together. Well, that's a problem; blurred masses of text are no good to me. Tea, or even coffee would be superb right about now. I doubt the caffeine would kick in in time, and the warmth would make me drowsier.
Nope. It's strictly water for the time being.
I heard somewhere that driving tired is even more dangerous than driving tipsy. I think it was somewhere on the Discovery channel. Actually, I think it was a newspaper article.
Hey, Jane. Focus, okay?
Heh.
Okay.
It also turns out that sleep deprivation affects, like, every part of the brain. From basic functions to reactions and decision making. Memory, planning, risk, etc.
Oh, hello letters. Nice of you to join me. Now, letters, I'd like you to please arrange yourself in words, if that wouldn't be too much trouble?
No, not congealed masses. Words. There we go. Well… Some of these letters are pretty awkward-looking. Whatever. Okay, words? Sentences, please.
...
Maybe we're taking this too fast.
Words, over there, please. Thank you. Now, please separate and make sentences. Yes, preferably with punctuation.
No, I don't think those dots are supposed to go there.
Or there.
Your comma is upside down.
No, no, no, this is all wrong. You are supposed to be an orchestra, not a pileup. Coalesce everyone, paragraphs please, or I can't continue.
Okay, okay, good. Good. We're getting somewhere.
This can't be right.
No, I can't go to sleep. That's absolutely preposterous. I haven't slept in nearly six years.
Okay, that's a lie.
Why should I sleep now? I'll just have to wake up in a few hours. And I doubt Lisbon will let me nap, she never does.
My neck hurts.
Okay, where were we? Ah, yes, words.
I gave you plenty of time to reassess yourselves, I would have thought you could have formed at least a few paragraphs my now.
We'll try again later. Maybe I can take a small break…
This attic is still rather dusty. I'll have to continue to fix it up.
Later.
Rising, standing. Stepping, and…
Stumbling.
Sitting.
Well, that was an utter lack of success.
Where is my sofa. I would really like my sofa right about now. Come on, words.
Okay, okay. Laptop. Woah, that's bright. Mm. But the words make sense. Ah, yes, the light has woken me up a bit. Good, good. Okay, search engine.
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"Jane? Have you been awake all night?"
