Welcome FanFiction readers to my first fan-fiction. Since this is my first story, please go easy on me. The way I wrote this is how (i think) J.R.R Tolkien writes the Lord Of the Rings; including the quotations I used (these are the quotations: 'hello').

Thanks for choosing to read my story :D

(I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, IT'S ALL UNIVERSAL AND DISNEY PROPERTY.)


Chapter 1: the battle for life.

In the late twenties, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit was one of the most popular silent cartoons, but he was owned by Universal. The man named Charles Mintz took Oswald away from Walt Disney himself, but when the president of Universal found out what had happened, he fired Charles. Though Mintz was gone, an animator named Walter Lantz continued to make the Oswald shorts, but when Oswald got a new design, the old was out of a job. When Universal Parks Orlando was in development it was decided that Oswald would live there for the rest of his life.

A little after Oswald moved into the Park, they thought of a use for him but it wasn't in the good way. It was a system that the movie TRON used use when Disney found out what they were doing, I'am speaking of The Games, where people or things fight for there life's (it was only done at night because fighting with customers around was not the best idea). When Oswald first stepped foot in the arena, he was natural at defense but he never attempt to killed anyone, except the ones that were to popular to die.

Through out the years Oswald gained more experience then anyone els in the entire park, and was unstoppable. The Park was getting tired of oswald sticking around so they planned something special for him. It is currently 2006, and under the stadium Oswald was getting ready for the coming fight, after bandaging himself up a little bit he went to put his gear on that he made and got from past battles. He wore an overcoat and a top hat with a pair of goggles strapped to it, and his weapons were two wrist lazier cannons and the sword of Godric Gryffindor and the original shield of Captan America. When Oswald was done, Thing 1 and Thing 2 came in the locker room to bring him up to the stadium. 'Hi Oz!' said Thing 2.

'How many times have I got to tell you two, don't call me Oz!' said Oswald

'Okay Oz.' both Things say which causes Oswald to role his eye's. 'Are you ready to go?'

'As ready as I have been these past 75 years.'

So they take Oswald to the elevator 'Going up...' said the Things when they both pressed the button 'and good luck rabbit.' Oswald had no clue that he needed that comment. As the ground opened up, the crowd began to cheer and boo for Oswald, and when he got above ground they still shouted but it started to die down, for the match was about to begin. Oswald kept his gaze on the other side of the arena, waiting for his match to rise from the ground. To his surprise, two were going to fight him and it wasn't going to be easy, because he was about to go up against The Terminator and Agent J. The fight began, and a bullet instantly went right through Oswald's left ear! 'AAAAAHHH!' Oswald shouted, the pain was terrible but he kept his head in the game and pulled out his shield to block the rest of the bullets. After a second of recovery, he pulled out his wrist lazier cannon and fired a few shots at the Terminator sapping him for just enough time for Oswald to remove himself from behind the shield and charge at the killer robot. Forgetting Agent J was there, Oswald just kept running towards the Terminator, till J fires a shot from his extra terrestrial gun, Oswald dodges the blast but his hand nearly got hit but still got a bad burn. In pain and rage, Oswald fires two shots at J but somehow he manages to step out of the way of each blast, in amazement Oswald didn't even notice the Terminator rebooting which resulted in getting picked up and thrown through into a wall. Oswald opened his eye's noticing he was still in one peace, also seeing the Terminator and Agent J walking towards him to check if he was dead, then quickly Oswald pulled out the sword of Godric Gryffindor and slightly decapitated J. Knowing that the popular characters don't die, Oswald's hart skipped a beat because Agent J's Head came clean off! 'How could that happen' Oswald said out loud, then he found out that this was not Agent J, it was a mechanical version of him! Oswald's head was filled with many questions, but they were not important now because the Terminator was still up and running.

When all of this was happening, Mickey Mouse was sitting in the Cinderella Castle at Disney World watching TV, 'Boy this is fun' Mickey sarcastically said. 'I mean Goofy and Donald are out on a hike, Minnie and Daisy are out shopping and I'm stuck here watching TV alone!' then he changes the channel and sees a battle with the Terminator and a little rabbit! Before Mickey changes the channel again, they show a close up of the rabbit getting nocked off his feet 'OH MY GOSH, it's Oswald!' shouted Mickey! As Oswald kept getting punched and shot at, Mickey couldn't even think strait, until he remembered something 'They don't even know what happened!' and with that thought, Mickey ran into his office. While Mickey was in there, Oswald was nocked to the ground the last time, with blood on his face, sores on his body, and breathing heavily, but when the Terminator got closer to finish him off, Oswald lifted his arm and blasted the lump of mettle's hole torso off at close range. Mickey missing Oswald's amazing victory, quickly walks out of the office with a paper in his hand, he turns the TV off and put a sweat shirt on 'Okay' Mickey sighs 'so I have to walk into a park that probably hates me to save a rabbit that also hates me... This will be fun.' With that he leaves the Castile.

After the clean up crew came to pic up the rest of Agent J and the Terminator, Oswald stood there waiting for thing 1 and 2 to bring him back down to the locker room, but no one came. Oswald was wondering why they haven't come yet, until he looked at the score board he had no clue that there was to be a round 2. 'How can there be a round 2?' Oswald thought. 'There's never been 2 rounds!'

But to make matters worse, he heard a huge thump on the other side of two big doors. 'That doesn't sound good.' Oswald thought, and he was right, because what came crashing through those doors was a big T-Rex! Oswald about to faint pulled himself together 'SCREW THIS I'm getting out of here!' he shouted. The huge reptile started to charge at the rabbit with a wide open mouth!

Oswald trying to think of how to get out of this situation, started to backup to the wall, but when he touched it he notices something and a devious smile slowly appeared on his face. As the T-Rex got closer Oswald was getting ready for something, till the reptile got close enough Oswald jumped out of the way which resulted in a big hole in the arena.

In the midst of all the smoke Oswald got up, still in pain from the resent battle, looked for the exit and started to head out of there. When he got to the other side he was about to smile, till a loud "RAWR" came from behind him! Slightly weak, he just stood there and waited till the T-Rex was about to eat him. When the T-Rex was about to lunge towards him he fired a shot into the beast's mouth! The blast nocked the dinosaur back a bitt but it didn't kill him, so Oswald ran (more like skipping because of his sore legs) under the Rex and grabbed his tail, in reaction the T-Rex flung his tail up making Oswald shoot up to the sky!

As he was up there, he pulled his sword out of it's sheath and was ready to thrust it through the Beast head! As the blade went into the T-Rex's head, it shrieked so loud that Oswald was about to pull his own ears out, but that didn't mean the big beastie was done for. Trying to think how to finish the T-Rex, it shook it's head and Oswald fell about 5 stories till he hit the ground 'AAAHHH THAT HERT!' Oswald shouted. As Oswald was lying there, a little dazed, looked at the Rex and noticed that the sword made some good damage on the top inside of the animals mouth.

The T-Rex was slow and weak but he still went after Oswald, knowing this the Rabbit knew that he didn't have much time, so he quickly pulled out his original Captain America shield, kissed it for luck (he needed more then what he had) and he flung it in the huge reptile's mouth. Hoping for the best, it hit the weak point just right enough, that the beast paused and fell over with it's last breath. From a distance Oswald heard some choppers coming to take him away, so without a second thought he rushed to the pond in the middle of the park and to jump in before he was seen. Before he dived in, he took off his top hat and hid it by a bush in hope that someone not a part of Universal would see it and get the hint that he was in the water. After he jumped in, universal knew that he would go into the pond, so they dropped one of the worst sea devils in the world in the water, a shark from jaws!


Well that was the first chapter of "Escape From Universal!" how do you like it so far? Plz post a review and let me know your thoughts.

One last thing; this story was inspired by three Skrillex songs "First of The Year," "Ruffneck (Flex)," and "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" and the Oswald look was also inspired by a Twisted-wind fan art "rest" on DeviantART.