Chapter 1 - Welcome to the Bad Touch Blog!

Blog Entry #1 - Welcome to the Bad Touch Blog!

Hello there, people of the internet! Have you been looking for something to make those school nights a little less dull? Something to add a splash of colour to your day? Then you've come to the right blog! Introducing The Bad Touch Blog, a blog written by us, for you! Now you're probably wondering: what do you mean by 'us?' Well, curious reader of ours, there are three, yes I mean three, young boys who will be blogging for your entertainment! I am the head honcho of us all, Gilbert Beilschmidt. If you can't say it, then I suppose you're not awesome enough to reajdfhuer -GB

Bonjour, mon cher, je m'appelle Francis Bonnefoy~ I would love to get to know you a lot more mon ami~! We have just started boarding school together; well we started two days ago, but nowdsbigtrhodecf -FB

I TOLD YOU NOT TO INTEREFERE WITH MY BLOGGING, FRANCIS. GOD, THIS IS MY COMPUTER, NOT YOURS! Antonio, can you take over whilst I have a little 'chat' with Francis, please? -GB

Mon dieu! Someone call for help! Antonio! Help me! Please! -FB

Hola mi amigos! Mi llamo Antonio Fernández Carriedo, but you can just call me Antonio! I LOVE turtles more than anything in the world. Well, not really. I love everyone more than I love turtles. But I do love turtles. Oh no, I don't know what else to say. Um, let's see… oh, in biology today we were told that next week that we'd do a dissection! I'm not much for cutting animals up though, to be honest. Guys, I can hear someone crying. Gil, did you make Francis cry again? You've only known him for two days and you guys are already fighting. Dios mío, why am I the one who has to pull you two apart. –AC

Thanks for holding the fort for me, Tonio. I owe you some churros tomorrow. As I was saying, before a certain someone interrupted me, if you can't say my last name then you're not awesome enough to read it at all. Next we have Francis. Even though we're twelve he's had more girlfriends than the headmaster. Although the head master is really old and stinky, and Francis claims that he's had four girlfriends. Hehehe, you should see Francis now. He's giving me evils now because I got his hair all knotted so that it would be hard for him to brush and curl and pamper his hair. –GB

Wait a minute, why are you recording us talking if this is a blog? –AC

Because we sound more genuine! Besides, what if our followers just think that it's one person writing it all! And as I'm the one in charge of the blog... –GB

Excusez-moi?! Since when were you in charge of the whole blogging whatjamacallit? I thought it was a triple leadership! –FB

Because it was ME who thought of the idea to make a blog in the first place. And I'm more awesome than you. Therefore, shut the fuck up. –GB

Language! –AC

Will you JUST let me talk now? –GB

(sounds of disapproval) Very well… stupid Prussian. –FB

Anywho, as I was saying, Francis is more like the lurve doctor. Or so he calls it. Hey, don't give me that face! You chose the name for it. I bet you don't even know what a love doctor even is! Anyway, we finally have Antonio. He's a pretty cool guy. I like him. Not like that Francis, God I'm twelve I don't know what I am except being a kid! Well, Antonio would be like the one that cheers you up when you're down, kinda like an agony aunt. Is it called an agony aunt? –GB

Sí… That means 'yes,' Gil. –AC

I knew that. But thank you for the clarification. But I will be the head honcho, and I'll be talking about latest gossip and about how awesome we are. –GB

And what will we be doing as a group, dare I ask mon ami. –FB

Ah, well mein Freund, all of us will be just sharing our daily activities with our awesome followers! We'll be talking about what we did, what we're going to do, and anything interesting about us! Every. Single. Day. You won't miss out, I promise you that! Well, we gotta go, the recorder's running out of battery. Bis nachher! –GB

Voit plus tard! –FB

Hasta luego! –AC

-Wed. Sep. 5, 2007, 7:58PM


Gilbert turned off the small handheld recorder in his hands and looked at his new friends with a large grin on his face. He was just so excited about the whole concept of a daily blog at a prestigious boarding school, that wasn't so prestigious. His chest was bubbling, but it was a good bubbling. Not only had he made two new definite best friends (he was adamant that they would be his best friends) and starting a blog all within the space of two days, Gilbert couldn't help but started dancing spontaneously.

"This is going to be awesome! We'll be famous within days, I tell you!" Gilbert cried happily, punching the air triumphantly, his ruby red eyes glowing brightly, his silver hair ruffled from the little fight he had with Francis. Antonio smiled at him as he was sitting on his bed. Francis however frowned at him, putting his long blonde hair in a small ponytail.

"We won't be doing this every day, of course. I was going to join the Gourmet Club tomorrow and that requires me to stay behind at the end of the day for an hour!" Francis whined. Gilbert stuck his tongue out at

"Well you can talk about it in the daily blog! Besides, I was going to start going to the Music Club. Don't give me that look! I can play instruments. And stuff." Gilbert murmured, crossing his arms at Francis, who rolled his zircon blue eyes at him.

"This blogging thing isn't going to work Gilbert. Knowing us we'll just get bored." Francis said in a matter of fact tone. Gilbert crossed his arms defiantly. He wasn't going give up so easily.

"Nonsense! We'll just have to work a routine is all!" Gilbert said triumphantly.

"But, Francis has got a point. We are twelve after all, and it's our first year. There's no way we can blog every day. Unless we skipped lessons, but then we'd get in trouble!" Antonio added his emerald eyes wide with worry, his ebony hair wild.

"We won't skip lessons, Tonio. We'd just have to meet up at morning and afternoon break and lunch." Gilbert said in a reassuring tone. Antonio sighed in relief as Francis shook his head

"You can't be serious, Gilbert." Francis said. Gilbert sighed exasperatedly. This was hard work for a twelve year old.

"Francis, come on! Don't you want to be famous? Just think, we could be famous through this. You'd have all of the girlfriends that you could want." Gilbert added in a suggesting tone.

"Gilbert, we're twelve." Francis said in a snarky tone.

"I know that, dummy. Well, when we're older we'll have girlfriends. Lots of them! Ten girlfriends on each arm! Maybe even a hundred girlfriends; maybe even a million!" Gilbert said in a hopeful tone, wrapping an arm around Francis's shoulder. Antonio giggled awkwardly as Francis rolled his eyes again. He seemed to have a thing for that, the jerk face.

"Erm, I'm happy with the one girlfriend." Francis said admittedly, moving out of Gilbert's one-armed embrace and sitting on his own bed. Antonio nodded sheepishly as he glanced at Francis to Gilbert.

"Me too." Antonio said. Gilbert shook his head at them disapprovingly.

"Well, I'll have the girlfriends. You can have the wives." Gilbert said teasingly. Antonio laughed lightly whilst Francis chuckled softly.

"This isn't going to work." Francis said solemnly. Gilbert began pacing the room. He had to think of a way to persuade Francis that the blog was a good idea. Or at least think of something so that Francis would have to carry on with the blog.

"How about we make a pact?" Gilbert offered suddenly, a sudden brain wave engulfing his thoughts. Antonio looked at Gilbert with a slightly confused look on his face.

"A… a pact?" Antonio asked. Francis frowned slightly.

"You mean like a deal?" Francis asked. Gilbert nodded brightly, putting his hand out in front of him.

"Yup! Come on, get up. The sooner we make the pact, the quicker I can upload this to that new blogging website and write a transcript for it." Gilbert said in a rushed voice, making Antonio bounce off of his bed and put his hand over Gilbert's. Francis looked unconvinced for a while, but Antonio and Gilbert looked at him expectantly. After a while that seemed to be forever, Francis sighed and put his hand on top of Antonio's.

"I can't believe I'm doing this. But only until college." Francis said under his breath with a slight smile.

"We promise to blog every day, no matter what happens. We will become famous icons one day thanks to our blog, and we will be the coolest celebrities ever. And we'll do it until college because Francis is a whiny baby." Gilbert added with a slight smirk as Francis punched him in the ribs playfully with his other hand.

"Can we promise to be friends through it all? Like, even if the blog doesn't work, we can be friends forever?" Antonio asked sheepishly. Gilbert smiled at Antonio cheerily.

"Sure thing, Tonio! And we promise to be best friends with each other no matter what happens. Nothing will ever break our friendship apart, because we're best friends and we stick together forever." Gilbert added, looking at both Francis and Antonio. Both of them looked at Gilbert, Antonio grinning widely and Francis giving him a kind smile. 'Yeah, this friendship could work.' Gilbert thought to himself hopefully as he smiled back at his new official best friends. And with the blog, they would be unstoppable.

And that was the day when the newly founded Bad Touch Trio started their Bad Touch Blog.


A/N:

"Oh look, it seems that Blissful Abyss has started a new fanfiction. What's this, A Bad Touch Trio fanfiction?! What sorcery is this?! We thought you were focusing on your other fanfictions?!"

Hello everyone, I'm back with a new fanfiction, and this time about the Bad Touch Trio! This has been in my head for a while now, and I found myself writing this in the middle of the night. It would mean a lot to me. I don't know how frequently I'll update this, but I'll try and be a bit more frequent than my other fanfictions. I hope you enjoy reading it and review it/favourite it/follow it!

-BA