Cinnabons and Chickens
Cinnabons and
Chicken
Peachy-Ohs And Dr. Pepper: The
Sequel!!!!!
By The Lady Coalition (with the
help of Jessifer)
Chapter 2: Funky Chicky
A.N.>> Muwhahahahaha! We had so much
fun with the first one we thought we'd write a second one! Thanks to the
Jessifer for the oodles of noodles of ideas during her kinki-ness one night
after sniffing... CORN! *Enjoy* ^.^
Unimportant Notes>> Everyone's alive
again in this thing. I had to have Une slap SOMEONE.
*....* = actions
....> = any telepathic waves,
if I decide I want to use them.
::...:: = thoughts
-.....- = you will find English
translation at bottom, depending on our mood.
Disclaimer: We wished we owned, but
sucks to be us, we don't. GET THE PICTURE?!??!?! (hell we don't even own
a car)
Noine: Hey Zechsy-baby you hear pilots
at Mia's house?
Zechs: You mean the house ontop of
my sister's house?
Noine: Of course!
Kayura: *finally waking up* Hey...
*sleepy voice* Where'd everybody go?
Zechs: They've been gone for a year
now.
Kayura: Well... Ancients have long
sleeping capacities. Um... where's the boost?
Une: IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!
Zechs & Noine: Let the games
begin.
*** Inside Koji House on top of Relena's
House***
Kayura & Une: *having a Boost-chugging
contest*
Sage & Rowen: ::Oh shit.::
Mia: Hey you guys! Guess what I picked
up at the market today?
Wufei: Oh don't tell me more chicken.
Mia: How'd you know Wufei? *squeazes
Chinese man's cheek as he struggles in his straight jacket from mental
institution* Oh... YOU'RE SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!! *Unpinches cheek* And
Cinnabons.
Duo: CINNABONS!!! *does nose-dive
for Mia*
Hilde: *catches pilot mid-air* Nuh-uh,
not today little man.
Kento: *stuffing in his face* Goif
dyouk dsibhfne.
Everyone: Huh?
Duo: That's easy! He said: Let the
man have some cinnabons.
Hilde: Yeah right.
Kento: I DID!!!!! INJUSTICE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: Maybe I do like that guy.
Kento: I'm not gay.
Wufei: I didn't mean it like that.
Baka. Never did like those damn Rei Fauns.
Sai: Okay, you guys, lets all play
nice. *Relena nods in agreement then starts kissing Sai*
Heero: LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop* ::Uh oh::
Heero: *comes running in with (authors:
ahem) Pink laced fluffy THONG on!* Isn't it stylish?
Wufei: And they say I'm the one who's
lost it.
Kayura: I think he looks kinda cute.
Rowen: I swear to Shinigami I willl
kill that baka.
Duo: *hiccups from Cinnabon stuffing*
You swear to me? That's kinda rude.
Sage: *groans* :: Hey, at least I
got my woman... I still don't know her name though:: *to Une* What's your
name again?
Une: (with glasses on): *smack* YOU
DON'T KNOW!!???!? *takes glasses off* Oh, poor baby... I would never wanna
hurt you... you're sweet... *puts glasses back on* BITCH! YOU BAKA! YOU...
*takes glasses off* Oh, Sagers, I love your hair...
Duo & Kento: *hyped up on Cinnabons*
LET'S DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN!!!!!!
Hilde: Oh no. Here we go again. Yes,
yes, I'm coming Duberry. No, I'm sorry I won't wave my butt in your face.
DUO!!! SAVE THAT FOR THE BEDROOM!!!!
Wufei: *shakes head in background*
Kento & Duo: *begin doing the
funky chicken*
Quatre: *jumps right in*
Anubis: My, what a peculiar custom.
Hm... perhaps investigate further... *begins doing funky chicken slowly*
Hmm... interesting... *begins doing the funky chickie faster* THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!
*full-fledged chickener*
Dais and Catherine: *making out in
background*
Treize: *walks into the room*
Sage: ::There's that bastard again...::
*looks Une and Kayura doing funky chicken and shakes head* ::I'll never
get women.::
Rowen: *reads book* Huh. *goes back
to reading book*
Treize: Die demon! *grabs Quatre's
bow for his violin*
Sage: *grabs Trowa's flute* Too chey!!!!!!!
*under breath* Bastard.
** The two begin to fight, as Duo,
Kento, Hilde, Une, Kayura, Nubie, Quatre, and.... *
Kale: Kayura what are you doing?
Kayura: THE FUNKY CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs Kale* See, you dunna na na na. nanannan
Kale: COOLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*is a funky-chickener*
Mia: *brings out plate of delicately
prepared chicken of the highest degree, in diner waitress voice:* Who ordered
the chicken? *sees group doing funky chicken* SMASHIN'!!! C'MON RYO LETS
GO!!!!!!!!!!
Howard: *walks in* Heero! I've perfected
the Super Techno Armor!!!
Zechs: *comes into movie* I WANT
IT!!!!!!!!!
Heero: YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noine: Oh boy. Here we go again.
Blah, blah, this is the time you fight guys.
Zechs: Nice, um.... thong?
Sekhmet: CHANG YOU IDIOT!!!!
White Blaze: ::yum, that's a good
chicken right there::
Wufei: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*runs*
*** Treize and Sage still battling
with the violin bow and flute ***
Zechs: Do mind if I try those on?
Noine: Yeah! Heero! Let him! *jumps
into the movie as well*
Heero: Only if I can wear the bird
man mask.
Zechs: I'm not so sure....
Noine: THE FUNKY CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!
*slaps Zechs over the head* Lets go!
Zechs: Um... no?
Noine: YES!!!!! *smack*
Trowa: *Slowly getting into it* ::Hey...
this is kinda cool!:: *Trowa Barton, full-fledged funky chickener*
Heero: *after trading with Zechs*
Hey, Rowen, that's your name right? These guys weird....
Rowen: *looks up from book for once*
YOU ASSHOLE!!!! *pulls out chopsticks*
Heero: Uh oh. DAMMIT TREIZE WHERE'S
THAT FUCKING FORK!!!!!!!!!?????? *Runs*
*** By now everyone is doing the
funky-chicken but Treize and Sage, still fighting with musical instruments,
as Sage beats Treize over head denting the flute... Dais and Catherine
are still making out on the couch... Sekhmet and White Blaze are chasing
Wufei around the house... Rowen and Heero are going out all chopsticks
and prongs ***
Kayura: *stops doing funky chicken
and tugs on Sage's shirt sleeve that is on Une* Should I stop them? *puts
lower lip out, very confused*
Une: Oh no. This is only natural.
Do you wanna go blow up some stuff?
Kayura: YEAH!!!!!! KITTY!!!!!!!!
Oh.... KITTY!!!!!!!
Trowa: *puts out lower lip* I wanna
go! *starts crying*