PRETTY FLY (FOR A SAMURAI)

(To the tune of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by The Offspring)

*NOTE* I do NOT own these characters or the song. Don't say I didn't warn you. Sue me if you want to but, YOU WON'T GET NUTTIN'!!



(Sung by the Troopers)

It's getting kind of hard

Just to fight evil today

We don't think Ryo's cool

But we fake it anyway (HEY!!)

1 We are super strong

And we're only fourteen

But if you call us weak

Then you're just really mean

So don't debate, a Ronin straight

You know we're just gonna kill ya anyway

We rule the Battlefield, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

Boys, if you like guys, why don't you talk to Cye (DAMMIT, I'M NOT GAY!!)

At least you'll know you can always sit right down and cry

The world needs Samurais'

So do that Ronin thing

Seiji needs a haircut

Not just any will suffice

He wanted an Alfalfa

But it didn't look as nice (Wait…what about my hair?)

Now Touma's cruising in his bubble, he sees Warlords as they pass

But if they look twice

He's gonna kick some skinny ass (Damn straight!!)

2 Now we're fightin' Lord Talpa

We're makin' him frown

He asked for a wuppin'

A red-ass beat down

We say he's trying too hard

And his lackeys aren't hip

So you head down to the bar

And you have a little sip

So don't debate, a Ronin straight

You know we're just gonna kill ya anyway

Shuu is at the fridge, to build a bridge

To chocolate cake, to chocolate cake (Did somebody mention food?)

So if you don't rate, just over-concentrate

Maybe then you might have a chance to get a date

The world needs Samurais'

The world loves Samurai's

So let's get some more Samurais'

And do that Ronin thing