PRETTY FLY (FOR A SAMURAI)
(To the tune of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by The Offspring)
*NOTE* I do NOT own these characters or the song. Don't say I didn't warn you. Sue me if you want to but, YOU WON'T GET NUTTIN'!!
(Sung by the Troopers)
It's getting kind of hard
Just to fight evil today
We don't think Ryo's cool
But we fake it anyway (HEY!!)
1 We are super strong
And we're only fourteen
But if you call us weak
Then you're just really mean
So don't debate, a Ronin straight
You know we're just gonna kill ya anyway
We rule the Battlefield, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
Boys, if you like guys, why don't you talk to Cye (DAMMIT, I'M NOT GAY!!)
At least you'll know you can always sit right down and cry
The world needs Samurais'
So do that Ronin thing
Seiji needs a haircut
Not just any will suffice
He wanted an Alfalfa
But it didn't look as nice (Wait…what about my hair?)
Now Touma's cruising in his bubble, he sees Warlords as they pass
But if they look twice
He's gonna kick some skinny ass (Damn straight!!)
2 Now we're fightin' Lord Talpa
We're makin' him frown
He asked for a wuppin'
A red-ass beat down
We say he's trying too hard
And his lackeys aren't hip
So you head down to the bar
And you have a little sip
So don't debate, a Ronin straight
You know we're just gonna kill ya anyway
Shuu is at the fridge, to build a bridge
To chocolate cake, to chocolate cake (Did somebody mention food?)
So if you don't rate, just over-concentrate
Maybe then you might have a chance to get a date
The world needs Samurais'
The world loves Samurai's
So let's get some more Samurais'
And do that Ronin thing
(To the tune of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by The Offspring)
*NOTE* I do NOT own these characters or the song. Don't say I didn't warn you. Sue me if you want to but, YOU WON'T GET NUTTIN'!!
(Sung by the Troopers)
It's getting kind of hard
Just to fight evil today
We don't think Ryo's cool
But we fake it anyway (HEY!!)
1 We are super strong
And we're only fourteen
But if you call us weak
Then you're just really mean
So don't debate, a Ronin straight
You know we're just gonna kill ya anyway
We rule the Battlefield, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
Boys, if you like guys, why don't you talk to Cye (DAMMIT, I'M NOT GAY!!)
At least you'll know you can always sit right down and cry
The world needs Samurais'
So do that Ronin thing
Seiji needs a haircut
Not just any will suffice
He wanted an Alfalfa
But it didn't look as nice (Wait…what about my hair?)
Now Touma's cruising in his bubble, he sees Warlords as they pass
But if they look twice
He's gonna kick some skinny ass (Damn straight!!)
2 Now we're fightin' Lord Talpa
We're makin' him frown
He asked for a wuppin'
A red-ass beat down
We say he's trying too hard
And his lackeys aren't hip
So you head down to the bar
And you have a little sip
So don't debate, a Ronin straight
You know we're just gonna kill ya anyway
Shuu is at the fridge, to build a bridge
To chocolate cake, to chocolate cake (Did somebody mention food?)
So if you don't rate, just over-concentrate
Maybe then you might have a chance to get a date
The world needs Samurais'
The world loves Samurai's
So let's get some more Samurais'
And do that Ronin thing
