We Meet ED-gain
By: TurbineEddyPrower
Disclaimer: Ed, Edd, n' Eddy ©2002 A.K.A. Cartoon, Inc./Cartoon Network. Jake, Zack, Jenny, Mike, Sacramento Northern High School, Ned, and Culture Shock belong to me. Don't use the character names, high school name, or band name please. The Video Music Awards are ©2002 MTV/MTV Networks/Viacom, Int. MTV is ©2002 MTV Networks/Viacom, Int.
Chapter One: Ed and Culture Shock This is Ed's Chapter.
Ed was sitting in his modest apartment thinking of a new song for his band, Culture Shock. He was the guitarist and the lead singer. He was living in Sacramento. He moved there because his mom wanted him in a good high school. All of the Eds were gone from Peach Creek. They each moved after 9th grade during summer vacation. They've been separate ever since.
Ed, at the time, was in 11th grade. He had a girlfriend, Jenny, great friends and band mates, Jake and Zack, and an award-winning band. Sure, he had his enemy, Mike, but how could his life be better? But he was still missing something. He wanted the Eds back. It was raining very hard. He stepped out on his porch step and looked out at the rainy day. We see he still has the same clothes, yet he has a full head of spiked dark black hair. "Damn," he said, "it's days like this I think of Peach Creek. The old days. Life really can be a giant vortex. Wait!" He exclaimed. "Life is a vortex!!! There's a great heavy metal rock song!!! Perfect!!! The vortex!!! Culture Shock's newest headliner! Kick ass!" He got on the phone and called Zack. "ZACK!!! I've finally got an idea for our next album!!!" Zack was amazed. "Dude! Kick ass!!! Ha, ha, ha! What is it, Ed?" "Well, the song's called Vortex. Come over and we'll get a recording in. I've got the lyrics done!" "Good, I'll get Jake!" "Sweetness! Les do dis! Yah! Gravy!" He does have a different accent in his voice. He's not as stupid. His voice is actually normal.
Later, we see Ed wearing, instead of the green vest, red and white striped shirt, and dark purple/blue pants, he's wearing a black leather vest, orange and blue striped shirt, and jeans. "Ah, after a day of singing, I still have something to look forward to." 'ding-dong!' "Cool! That'd be Jenny! (To doorbell) Comin'!" Ed opened the door and the person at the door was a very skinny woman with tan skin and brown/blond hair. Talk about hot! Damn, even I'm shedding some sweat thinking about it! Ha, ha! I'm kiddin'! "Hey Jenny!" "Hi Ed." "Well, uh." Ed rubbed his neck "what're we doin' again?" "That's one of the reasons I like you, Ed. You're funny!" "That's one o' my milestones!!! A-huh, huh! Let's go. um. where again?" "Ha, ha! The movies!" "Oh yeah! We're seein' Slurp-U-La's Revenge Part 3: The Fall of the Oxnurf Army right?" "Yeah, Ed. You're lucky I can actually live through those monster movies!" "A-huh. Gravy!" "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Where do you get that accent! It sounds dumb kind a. Like. um. retarded." "Um. Yeah. I haven't told you about Peach Creek, have I?" "No." "Well then, listen to this."
Ed began weaving a tale about a quaint little cul-de-sac called Peach Creek in Canada. He explained his childhood. He explained. the Eds. "Jenny, here's the story. You might find it a little, well. disorientating. But, you have to remember, the time that most of this story takes place was when I was 12, so I was 12 then, and 16 now. So no procrastination, please!" "All right!" "Okay! Here it goes! When I was a kid, I lived in the neighborhood of Peach Creek, Canada. I was born there. I lived there until I was 14. Then I moved here. But, the story of Peach Creek is very perplexed. Listen carefully. If you go past the café and see the candy store, you go straight, and turn into the quaint cul-de-sac you see before you. In my days there, you would see a boy on a bike with a blond girl swooning, a little girl and boy playing with dolls, a boy with a huge head talking to a plank of wood, a tall old world boy doing his chores with a chicken, pig, goat, and maybe a cow. You might have chance to see the Park n' Flush Trailer Park, and three girls arguing, putting on make-up, yelling, and laughing. Just plain weird. Then, you'll usually see a stand, in the lane, with one boy with a sock hat, a short boy with three hairs yelling '25¢!!!' And a boy with a buzz cut with my normal clothes on acting stupid and running around saying 'Buttered toast!' with a very stupid accent. The short boy calls the stupid boy Lumpy, Burrhead, or Lummox. These kids, in order, are Kevin, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy, Johnny, Plank, Rolf and his animals Gertrude, Wilfred, and Victor, you see the cow has no name. Also there's the Kanker Sisters: Lee Kanker, May Kanker, and Marie Kanker. Then there's the Eds. The dorks. Double D, the smart one with the skater boy alter ego, Eddy, the money grubbing short kid with the scams, and me. The idiot. I was a complete idiot. I thought everything was black and white, hung on strings, and that the Earth was buttered toast and the universe was created by God pouring a pool of gravy on everything. I was as close to retarded as you could get. Yet I was one of the best. The good egg of the Eds, yet no one knew it. I miss them, though. I miss it. I miss the old days of Peach Creek."
After the movie, we see Ed in his casual clothes with a brown haired kid with a turquoise shirt and black jeans, and a orange haired kid in a blue and red Hurley shirt with brown jeans. Jenny was resting her head on Ed's shoulder. "Yo, Jake. Are you ready?" Ed said to the brown haired kid. "Yeah, Ed." Jake replied. "I'm very happy that we've finally got a new song for the public." The orange haired kid said. Ed looked over "That's good, Zack. Now, after this, we gotta get to the Vortex video recording. And I'm puttin' Jenny in this one. No argument. I'm the leader of Culture Shock!!!" "Okay." They both sobbed. They were standing backstage in a concert hall, 5 minutes to concert time. They weren't just Ed, Jake, and Zack anymore. They were Culture Shock. Jenny walked out into the audience where we see her sitting next to a very familiar blue flattop haired person: Ned!!! (I know, it's the world's smallest cameo. He's not gonna show up anywhere else either!)
"YAH!!!!!" Ed yelled out to the audience. It was the end of the concert and they were about to introduce their newest song to the public. "ARE YOU REDAY?" He yelled. "YEAH!!!" The audience screamed. "Les do dis! Hit it, Zack!" Zack started slamming his drums, which made Jake start jamming on a turntable. "GO, GO, GO, GO! A'IGHT!" Ed was jumping up and down and slamming on his guitar like mad. You have to understand that Culture Shock is a heavy metal rock group. Ed started singing Vortex. When it was over he lifted up his guitar and walked off stage. "I love doin' this!" He then reached inside his backpack. "Hey! It's an old home movie of Peach Creek!!!" The others gasped. Zack said "Hey, cool! Les watch it!" Jake said "What about the video shoot?" Ed turned "Not to worry. Let me tell you what happened. W.B. wasn't keepin' up with the record deal, so I switched us. Virgin offered two million bucks for us, and they're on their way with everything. The album is still gonna stay on task, so no worries. They postponed the video shoot 'till Sunday, though." Jake and Zack said "Dat's coo' wit' us!" "Stop talkin' that trash, man!" "Whatever."
"A-huh, huh! This is wacky, huh guys?" Ed asked. "Yeah. Peach Creek looks fun." Zack replied. "Yah, Zack." Ed said. "Wait, got a call! Pause it, will ya?" Ed asked. "Sure thing, Ed." Jake said. "Thanks Jake." Ed went outside and answered his cell phone. "Yo! Dis is Ed!" "Uh, hello. I was at your concert tonight and you asked if anybody knew someone from Peach Creek, Canada." "Yah, I asked that. So, wassup? Ya know anybody?" "Yeah." "WHO DUDE WHO!!!" "Um. their names are Eddy and Kevin." "Okay-p. Tanks!" 'Oh shit.' Ed thought. 'I'm on my way! The Eds are--hopefully back.'
Disclaimer: Ed, Edd, n' Eddy ©2002 A.K.A. Cartoon, Inc./Cartoon Network. Jake, Zack, Jenny, Mike, Sacramento Northern High School, Ned, and Culture Shock belong to me. Don't use the character names, high school name, or band name please. The Video Music Awards are ©2002 MTV/MTV Networks/Viacom, Int. MTV is ©2002 MTV Networks/Viacom, Int.
Chapter One: Ed and Culture Shock This is Ed's Chapter.
Ed was sitting in his modest apartment thinking of a new song for his band, Culture Shock. He was the guitarist and the lead singer. He was living in Sacramento. He moved there because his mom wanted him in a good high school. All of the Eds were gone from Peach Creek. They each moved after 9th grade during summer vacation. They've been separate ever since.
Ed, at the time, was in 11th grade. He had a girlfriend, Jenny, great friends and band mates, Jake and Zack, and an award-winning band. Sure, he had his enemy, Mike, but how could his life be better? But he was still missing something. He wanted the Eds back. It was raining very hard. He stepped out on his porch step and looked out at the rainy day. We see he still has the same clothes, yet he has a full head of spiked dark black hair. "Damn," he said, "it's days like this I think of Peach Creek. The old days. Life really can be a giant vortex. Wait!" He exclaimed. "Life is a vortex!!! There's a great heavy metal rock song!!! Perfect!!! The vortex!!! Culture Shock's newest headliner! Kick ass!" He got on the phone and called Zack. "ZACK!!! I've finally got an idea for our next album!!!" Zack was amazed. "Dude! Kick ass!!! Ha, ha, ha! What is it, Ed?" "Well, the song's called Vortex. Come over and we'll get a recording in. I've got the lyrics done!" "Good, I'll get Jake!" "Sweetness! Les do dis! Yah! Gravy!" He does have a different accent in his voice. He's not as stupid. His voice is actually normal.
Later, we see Ed wearing, instead of the green vest, red and white striped shirt, and dark purple/blue pants, he's wearing a black leather vest, orange and blue striped shirt, and jeans. "Ah, after a day of singing, I still have something to look forward to." 'ding-dong!' "Cool! That'd be Jenny! (To doorbell) Comin'!" Ed opened the door and the person at the door was a very skinny woman with tan skin and brown/blond hair. Talk about hot! Damn, even I'm shedding some sweat thinking about it! Ha, ha! I'm kiddin'! "Hey Jenny!" "Hi Ed." "Well, uh." Ed rubbed his neck "what're we doin' again?" "That's one of the reasons I like you, Ed. You're funny!" "That's one o' my milestones!!! A-huh, huh! Let's go. um. where again?" "Ha, ha! The movies!" "Oh yeah! We're seein' Slurp-U-La's Revenge Part 3: The Fall of the Oxnurf Army right?" "Yeah, Ed. You're lucky I can actually live through those monster movies!" "A-huh. Gravy!" "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Where do you get that accent! It sounds dumb kind a. Like. um. retarded." "Um. Yeah. I haven't told you about Peach Creek, have I?" "No." "Well then, listen to this."
Ed began weaving a tale about a quaint little cul-de-sac called Peach Creek in Canada. He explained his childhood. He explained. the Eds. "Jenny, here's the story. You might find it a little, well. disorientating. But, you have to remember, the time that most of this story takes place was when I was 12, so I was 12 then, and 16 now. So no procrastination, please!" "All right!" "Okay! Here it goes! When I was a kid, I lived in the neighborhood of Peach Creek, Canada. I was born there. I lived there until I was 14. Then I moved here. But, the story of Peach Creek is very perplexed. Listen carefully. If you go past the café and see the candy store, you go straight, and turn into the quaint cul-de-sac you see before you. In my days there, you would see a boy on a bike with a blond girl swooning, a little girl and boy playing with dolls, a boy with a huge head talking to a plank of wood, a tall old world boy doing his chores with a chicken, pig, goat, and maybe a cow. You might have chance to see the Park n' Flush Trailer Park, and three girls arguing, putting on make-up, yelling, and laughing. Just plain weird. Then, you'll usually see a stand, in the lane, with one boy with a sock hat, a short boy with three hairs yelling '25¢!!!' And a boy with a buzz cut with my normal clothes on acting stupid and running around saying 'Buttered toast!' with a very stupid accent. The short boy calls the stupid boy Lumpy, Burrhead, or Lummox. These kids, in order, are Kevin, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy, Johnny, Plank, Rolf and his animals Gertrude, Wilfred, and Victor, you see the cow has no name. Also there's the Kanker Sisters: Lee Kanker, May Kanker, and Marie Kanker. Then there's the Eds. The dorks. Double D, the smart one with the skater boy alter ego, Eddy, the money grubbing short kid with the scams, and me. The idiot. I was a complete idiot. I thought everything was black and white, hung on strings, and that the Earth was buttered toast and the universe was created by God pouring a pool of gravy on everything. I was as close to retarded as you could get. Yet I was one of the best. The good egg of the Eds, yet no one knew it. I miss them, though. I miss it. I miss the old days of Peach Creek."
After the movie, we see Ed in his casual clothes with a brown haired kid with a turquoise shirt and black jeans, and a orange haired kid in a blue and red Hurley shirt with brown jeans. Jenny was resting her head on Ed's shoulder. "Yo, Jake. Are you ready?" Ed said to the brown haired kid. "Yeah, Ed." Jake replied. "I'm very happy that we've finally got a new song for the public." The orange haired kid said. Ed looked over "That's good, Zack. Now, after this, we gotta get to the Vortex video recording. And I'm puttin' Jenny in this one. No argument. I'm the leader of Culture Shock!!!" "Okay." They both sobbed. They were standing backstage in a concert hall, 5 minutes to concert time. They weren't just Ed, Jake, and Zack anymore. They were Culture Shock. Jenny walked out into the audience where we see her sitting next to a very familiar blue flattop haired person: Ned!!! (I know, it's the world's smallest cameo. He's not gonna show up anywhere else either!)
"YAH!!!!!" Ed yelled out to the audience. It was the end of the concert and they were about to introduce their newest song to the public. "ARE YOU REDAY?" He yelled. "YEAH!!!" The audience screamed. "Les do dis! Hit it, Zack!" Zack started slamming his drums, which made Jake start jamming on a turntable. "GO, GO, GO, GO! A'IGHT!" Ed was jumping up and down and slamming on his guitar like mad. You have to understand that Culture Shock is a heavy metal rock group. Ed started singing Vortex. When it was over he lifted up his guitar and walked off stage. "I love doin' this!" He then reached inside his backpack. "Hey! It's an old home movie of Peach Creek!!!" The others gasped. Zack said "Hey, cool! Les watch it!" Jake said "What about the video shoot?" Ed turned "Not to worry. Let me tell you what happened. W.B. wasn't keepin' up with the record deal, so I switched us. Virgin offered two million bucks for us, and they're on their way with everything. The album is still gonna stay on task, so no worries. They postponed the video shoot 'till Sunday, though." Jake and Zack said "Dat's coo' wit' us!" "Stop talkin' that trash, man!" "Whatever."
"A-huh, huh! This is wacky, huh guys?" Ed asked. "Yeah. Peach Creek looks fun." Zack replied. "Yah, Zack." Ed said. "Wait, got a call! Pause it, will ya?" Ed asked. "Sure thing, Ed." Jake said. "Thanks Jake." Ed went outside and answered his cell phone. "Yo! Dis is Ed!" "Uh, hello. I was at your concert tonight and you asked if anybody knew someone from Peach Creek, Canada." "Yah, I asked that. So, wassup? Ya know anybody?" "Yeah." "WHO DUDE WHO!!!" "Um. their names are Eddy and Kevin." "Okay-p. Tanks!" 'Oh shit.' Ed thought. 'I'm on my way! The Eds are--hopefully back.'
