Disclaimer: I do not own the Grudge or Buffy... this is tongue in cheek. Not supposed to be serious.
The Grudge Ending... redone and in full definition color!
By Clare Wilson Pelton
Karen saw the piece of hair fall from her "dead" boyfriends table and slowly reached into the purse she had been carrying. She knew that the monster from the house was behind her, she could sense it. Pulling out her cell phone she started to dial, on the other side of the globe a red head picked up the phone, "hello?"
"Hey, how fast do you think that you could get here?"
"In like five seconds."
"With weapons?"
"With weapons... wait why would I bring weapons? Did you find the demon that had been haunting Japan?"
"Yes... now get your ass over here!"
For a person who had been scared out of her wits just a few seconds ago Karen was acting rather calm. At that she turned around to face the pale face of the demon. And just as she did a flash of bright colors appeared and the red head that she had called appeared, the red head tossed her a weapon and then ran over and shook the table where Karen's "dead" boy friend had been laying. The table started to move but Karen paid it no attention as she was swinging a large ax at the demons head. Finally the sheet was removed and the "dead" boyfriend steeped out. He looked at the red head and spoke, "can you undo this glamour spell now?"
"Of course!"
At that the spell that had be concealing his true form fell away and a very sexy blond stood there. On his finger a green ring gleamed. He took the sword that the red head had been holding, "thanks red, as soon as we kill this thing we can go back to the house and start the ritual."
"Of course, now kick its ass."
And Karen and the "dead" boy friend did just that. Once they were done they both put their weapons down and walked out of the hospital.
By the time they had reached the house the red head had all her spell equipment out. They sat there watching the red head perform her spell, as she was doing it more of it the pasty white demons started to attack, Karen and her "dead" boyfriend started to fight them off. Finally the red head stopped her chanting and the demons let out a screech that had all three of the some what humans covering their ears. At that the demons burst into demon go. The three of them looked at each other and the red head spoke, "so what do we do now?"
"We go back to Sunnydale Willow! I mean come on! What do you think we were going to stay here?"
"Well no Karen..."
"Karen ha! Please don't call me that!"
"Buffy, listen pet, let's just get back to Sunnydale, the witch is right, we need to."
Buffy/Karen nodded, "your right Spike we do."
Spike aka Karen/Buffy's "dead" boyfriend looked at the ginning Slayer, "how did you get the gem of amara back any way?"
"Time travel and Willow."
"Of course."
At that the three of them disappeared, Japan would never hear from them again. And they would all wonder what happened to Karen, a woman who just like that disappeared.
