Know Your Stars: Futurama
Disclaimer: If I owned Futurama Zoidberg would rot in hell!
Fry walked in and sat down.
"Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Philip Fry...He hates anchovies and the song Walking on Sunshine"
"No! I love anchovies and Walking on Sunshine!"
"Whatev! Philip Fry...he likes big butts and cannot lie you other brothers can't deny when-"
"Hold it! Hold everything! It's all a lie!"
"Then what's this!" (Picture of Fry fondling Amy)
"Gasp! Go to hell!"
"Philip Fry...came to today through time travel"
"No! I was frozen!"
"Yeah suuure."
(Fry yells like some head case)
"Philip Fry...has anger issues"
(Fry's eyes twitching) "Not true! Not true! Aaah!"
"OMG you're insane!"
(Fry starts foaming at the mouth)
"Philip Fry...Is about to be dragged away in a straightjacket"
(Eyes twitching, foaming at the mouth) "Bbbblah!"
"Take 'im away boys!"
(The nuthouse men put Fry in a straightjacket and drag him to this padded truck attempting to kick and scream and foam at the mouth where he shall be shoved in the nuthouse forced to share a room with Roy Mustang for quite some time)
"Now you know Philip Fry. Next up...Turanga Leela!"
