Fighting Clinic
Disclaimer:I don't own Kim Possible or Monty Python.
Kim had arrived at Drakkens lair. As usual Kim and Shego were about to fight, but not in the way you would expect.
Shego(sarcastically):Is this the right place for a fight?
Kim:I've told you once.
Shego:Told me what?
Kim:That this is the right place for a fight.
Shego:No you haven't.
Kim:Yes I have.
Shego:No you haven't.
Kim:I'm sorry, is this the 5 minute fight or the full half hour?
Shego:Huh? I guess the 5 minute one. That's all the time I need to kick your butt.
Kim:Alright. Now let's make one thing perfectly clear, I did tell you.
Shego:What? No you didn't.
Kim:Yes I did.
Shego:No you didn't.
Kim:Yes I did.
Shego:No you didn't.
Kim:Yes I did.
Shego:Wait a minute this isn't an fight.
Kim:Yes it is.
Shego:No it isn't. This is just contradiction.
Kim:No it isn't.
Shego:Yes it is. I came here for a good fight.
Kim:No you didn't. You just came here for a fight.
Shego:But this isn't a fight. A fight involves two people beating the crap out of each other. Contradiction isn't fighting.
Kim:Can be.
Shego:No it can't. Contradiction is just automatic disagreement with anything the other person says.
Kim:No it isn't.
Shego:Yes it is.
Kim:Times up. Good morning.
Shego:What?
Kim:Thats it. The five minutes is up.
Shego:That wasn't five minutes.
Kim:Well it was.
Shego:No it wasn't.
Kim:Sorry I can't fight anymore.
Shego:But that wasn't five minutes just now.
(silence)
Shego:Oh come on.
Kim:Sorry, I can't fight anymore unless you pay.
Shego:What? Oh, alright. Here.
Kim:Good.
Shego:Well?
Kim:Well what?
Shego:That wasn't five minutes just now.
Kim:Sorry I can't fight anymore unless you pay.
Shego:But I just payed.
Kim:No you didn't.
Shego:I did.
Kim:No you didn't.
Shego:This is futile.
Kim:No it isn't.
Shego:Wait a minute. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing with me? I've got you.
Kim:No you don't.
Shego:Yes I do. You couldn't be arguing with me unless I payed.
Kim:Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
Shego:That's it. I've had enough.
Kim:No you haven't.
Shego:Oh shut up!!!
Shego then ran out of the lair leaving Drakken alone.
Kim:There. Now that will make saving the world so much easier.
Drakken:No it won't.
Kim:Yes it will.
Drakken:No it won't.
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