Fighting Clinic

Disclaimer:I don't own Kim Possible or Monty Python.

Kim had arrived at Drakkens lair. As usual Kim and Shego were about to fight, but not in the way you would expect.

Shego(sarcastically):Is this the right place for a fight?

Kim:I've told you once.

Shego:Told me what?

Kim:That this is the right place for a fight.

Shego:No you haven't.

Kim:Yes I have.

Shego:No you haven't.

Kim:I'm sorry, is this the 5 minute fight or the full half hour?

Shego:Huh? I guess the 5 minute one. That's all the time I need to kick your butt.

Kim:Alright. Now let's make one thing perfectly clear, I did tell you.

Shego:What? No you didn't.

Kim:Yes I did.

Shego:No you didn't.

Kim:Yes I did.

Shego:No you didn't.

Kim:Yes I did.

Shego:Wait a minute this isn't an fight.

Kim:Yes it is.

Shego:No it isn't. This is just contradiction.

Kim:No it isn't.

Shego:Yes it is. I came here for a good fight.

Kim:No you didn't. You just came here for a fight.

Shego:But this isn't a fight. A fight involves two people beating the crap out of each other. Contradiction isn't fighting.

Kim:Can be.

Shego:No it can't. Contradiction is just automatic disagreement with anything the other person says.

Kim:No it isn't.

Shego:Yes it is.

Kim:Times up. Good morning.

Shego:What?

Kim:Thats it. The five minutes is up.

Shego:That wasn't five minutes.

Kim:Well it was.

Shego:No it wasn't.

Kim:Sorry I can't fight anymore.

Shego:But that wasn't five minutes just now.

(silence)

Shego:Oh come on.

Kim:Sorry, I can't fight anymore unless you pay.

Shego:What? Oh, alright. Here.

Kim:Good.

Shego:Well?

Kim:Well what?

Shego:That wasn't five minutes just now.

Kim:Sorry I can't fight anymore unless you pay.

Shego:But I just payed.

Kim:No you didn't.

Shego:I did.

Kim:No you didn't.

Shego:This is futile.

Kim:No it isn't.

Shego:Wait a minute. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing with me? I've got you.

Kim:No you don't.

Shego:Yes I do. You couldn't be arguing with me unless I payed.

Kim:Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.

Shego:That's it. I've had enough.

Kim:No you haven't.

Shego:Oh shut up!!!

Shego then ran out of the lair leaving Drakken alone.

Kim:There. Now that will make saving the world so much easier.

Drakken:No it won't.

Kim:Yes it will.

Drakken:No it won't.

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