The Party.

"Noctis" ignis called. Noctis awoke, feeling vaguely sticky and gross. It was proabbly because gladio had been leaning against him, drooling on his bony shoulders.

Noctis squinted at ignis deeply,m "What"

Ignis frowned, looking like a depressed 40 year old who had put all his stock into facebook a week before the data breach. " I believe3 a stop is in order. I bought a waterproof suit i want to try out."
Noctis looked excited, thinking bout ignis's big jiggly bara tiddies in a skin tight suit. He nodded quickoly and kicked gladio directly in the face.

"Watch it." Glaadio grumbled, but opened his thrid eye, since he'd fought Zeri the Goddess of Cool (AN: LOL My new oc uwu! She's married to Ardyn and saved Ifrit's life by kissing him!) and had been gifted the abiulity to see everything comuing for him. Even Prompto, who was rather quick at coming.

Ignis sighed, getting out of the drivers seat, wishing he could see still. He missed being able to see where he was going, but now, prompto just screamed what direction he needed to go instead.

Noctis saw there was a beach nearby and began wlking, and when he was there, he pulled off everything except the swimsuit he wore underneath his clothes at all times, because he knew that if a fish dared to not bite at his bait, he would have to jump in and kill the fish with his bare hands, and he was constantly ready to fight anyone and anything.

Ignis took off his suit to reveal a slightly smaller, shinier suit underneath.

Gladio pulled off all his clothes, to reveal a tiny speedo, the cup of noodles logo on it all over.

Prompto was the only one without a swimsuit so he just pulled off everythign he had on except his under wear and bracelet and jumped in the water.

Noctis sdmiled, excited, "It's so cool here." The music in the background was nice, playing some random pop from a radio he ciould not pin point.

Ignis looked at the water before sighing, "Can someone help me? " Gladio yeeted him into the water and ignis just sat down in the water, his head the only thing above it, with his seeingless eyes sstaring into the horizon, emotionless.

Prompto was busy trying to fight a tiny octopus he'd found, so thqat it would stay still for his photographgy.

Gladio was relaxing in the watere before seeign noctis had started napping and picked him up and just held him (Gently) under water until he awoke.

Suddenly, Ardyn showed up, his wife close behiknd. He was wearing a platinum gold swimsuit, and took a glass of shampagne drinking form it and looking at Zeri with love, "Look at them. They look so happy. I want to ruin their fucking lives. It'll be tasty."
Zeri sighed, "NO ardyn, we should just enjoy our honeymoon, i tod you, no fighting lucians until thrusday."
He pouted, " but its tuesday and i'm BORED/"
She looked annoyed, "Then go fight Ifrit, he's probably bored!"
He grumbled before sulking off to do whatrever adryn did when he wasn't being a bujllshit little bitch.

Prompto was enjoying the water and the cool breeze when noctis suddenly kicked him in the stomach, "Surprise attack!"
"What the fuck!" Prompto yelped in pain, "Why!"
Noctis shrugged, "i was forced into the land of awake so i felt the need to make u feel the pain i do. Every second. Of ever day. When i am awake, i am dying."

Prompto nodded, "Mood."

Gladio had discovered a taco truck and returned with a bag iwth at least 2 tacos in it, "HEY GUYS!" he yelled at the top of his fucking humugus lungs, "TACOS."

Prompto screame in excitement, something very normal for him, and noctis yelled ikn pain from the loudness. Also veryh normal for him.

It was a great time, and ignis cried the entire time he drove that night, but luckily he didnt' see the demons he drove past or that it was nighttime until around 3 in the morning.

The end.