AN: this is my first on-line fic... So tell me if it sucks.
Disclaimer: I just noticed I did not put this on earlier... I own nothing.sniff
The most random and spastic thing I've done in a while. I don't do things like this often!
"Bella?" he called softly.
"Yes?" I asked curiously.
"Will you sing something with me for the play try-outs?" I didn't think he was into drama, but I was planning to try out anyway, I'd never told anyone but I loved acting.
"You didn't have to ask, I'd love too." He sighed in what I supposed was relief.
TRYOUTS (one week later)
"Next up!" Mr. Banner, who was directing the musical, called. Oh God, WE were next up!
Edward dragged me on-stage and I calmed myself; we hadn't practised this much for nothing.The music started and we began singing.
Anything You Can Do from the Broadway musical, Annie Get Your Gun.
B: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
E: No you can't.
B: Yes I can!
E: No you can't!
B: Yes I can!
E: No you can't!
B: Yes I can, Yes I can!!!
E: Anything you can be, I can be greater, Sooner or later, I'm greater than you!
B: No you're not!
E: Yes I am!
B: No you're not!
E: Yes I am!
B: No you're not!
E: Yes I am, Yes I am!
E: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
B: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
E: I can live on bread and cheese!
B: And only on that?
E: You bet.
B: So can a rat.
E: Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.
B: I can sing any note higher than you.
E: No you can't.
B: Yes I can!
E: No you can't!
B: Yes I can!
E: No you can't!
B: (really high) Yes I can!
E: (talking) How can you sing that high?
B: (talking) I'm a girl.
E: (talking) You could have fooled me.
E: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
B: I can say anything softer than you.
E: (getting softer) No you can't.
B: (softer still) Yes I can.
E: (softer) No you can't.
B: (even softer) Yes I can.
E: (softer) No you can't.
B: (softer) Yes I can, (loud) Yes I can!
E: I can drink liquor faster than a flicker.
B: I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker.
E: I can open any safe!
B: Without getting caught?
E: You bet.
B: That's what I thought, you crook!
E: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
B: I can hold any note longer than you.
E: No you can't.
B: Yes I can.
E: No you can't.
B: Yes I can!
E: No you can't.
B: Yes I can, Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
(squeaks)can.
E: Yes you caaaaan!
E: Where do you hold all that air?
B: In my chest cavity. (E coughs)
E: Anything you can say, I can say faster.
B: I can say anything faster than you.
E&B:No you can't/yes I can. (really fast at the same time)
E: I can jump a hurtle.
B: I can wear a girdle.
E: I can knit a sweater.
B: I can fill it better.
E: I can do most anything!
B: Can you bake a pie?
E: No.
B: Neither can I.
E: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
B: I can sing anything sweeter than you.
E: (sweetly) No you can't.
B: (sweeter) Yes I can.
E: (sweeter still) No you can't
B: (sweeter)Yes I can.
E: (sweeter)No you can't.
B: (sweeter)Yes I can.
E: No you can't! can't! can't!!!!
B: Oh yes I can! can! can!!!!
E&B:No you can't!!!!!!!!/ Yes I can!!!!!!!!! (same time and hold hands)
Mr. Banner put up the cast list the next day.
CAST LIST
Lead male: Edward Cullen
Lead female: Isabella Swan
Was there ever any doubt?
don't answer that.
AN: This idea came to me randomly and I decided to type it rather than write it down.That's the only reason it ever made it on here...Please Review No flames please I, like all other bats, like it dark and damp. Batella.
