"This Is Wizardry"
A Harry Potter Parody to "This is Halloween" from Nightmare Before Christmas
By AbRaCaDaBrA
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(When not written, a jumble of students and professors are singing.)
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Boys and girls of magical skill
Wouldn't you like to see something swell?
Come with us and you will see
This, our school of wizardry
This is wizardry, this is wizardry
Armor walks in the dead of night
This is wizardry, this is wizardry
Teach the class 'til the first-years gonna get it right
Cast the spells, one, two, three!
In our school of wizardry
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Professor Snape:
I am the one that the Gryffindors dread
Teach Potions and soon seeing red
I am the one lurking under the stairs
Sallow skin and greasy black hair
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This is wizardry, this is wizardry
Magically, wonderfully, incredibly, visibly
***
Ghosts in Great Hall:
In this Hall we call home
Everyone sings to the strange school song
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In this school, don't we love it now
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Round than corner, man
Holding up a trashcan,
Peeves is waiting there to pounce and hear you SCREAM!
This is wizardry
Snakes and owls and lizard tea
Aren't you glad?
Well, that's just fine!
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Madame Hooch:
Mount your broom, send it high
Play some Quidditch in the sky
Ride with the Snitch in the House matches
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Cast the spells, one, two, three!
In our school of wizardry
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Professor McGonagall:
I am the cat with the glasses on my face
First a feline, now a woman of grace!
I am the teacher of changing things
Bats to rats to rats with wings
I am the professor with the grading quill
Filling your reports with my own skill
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This is wizardry, this is wizardry
Magically, incredibly, amazingly, can't you see?
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Fred and George:
For a good time, we both thinks
Life's no fun without a good jinx
That's our job, but we're not mean
In this school of wizardry
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In this school, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Headmaster Dumbledore surely isn't a bore
He'll squeal like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!
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This is wizardry, everybody scream!
Won't you please make way for a very special guy?
Dumbledore is king of the faculty
Everyone hail to the Headmaster, now!
This is wizardry, this is wizardry,
Magically, peculiarly, marvellously, fantastically
***
In this Hall we call home
Everyone hail to the strange school song.
***
"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, teach us something please..."
WHEE!!
A Harry Potter Parody to "This is Halloween" from Nightmare Before Christmas
By AbRaCaDaBrA
***
(When not written, a jumble of students and professors are singing.)
***
Boys and girls of magical skill
Wouldn't you like to see something swell?
Come with us and you will see
This, our school of wizardry
This is wizardry, this is wizardry
Armor walks in the dead of night
This is wizardry, this is wizardry
Teach the class 'til the first-years gonna get it right
Cast the spells, one, two, three!
In our school of wizardry
***
Professor Snape:
I am the one that the Gryffindors dread
Teach Potions and soon seeing red
I am the one lurking under the stairs
Sallow skin and greasy black hair
***
This is wizardry, this is wizardry
Magically, wonderfully, incredibly, visibly
***
Ghosts in Great Hall:
In this Hall we call home
Everyone sings to the strange school song
***
In this school, don't we love it now
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Round than corner, man
Holding up a trashcan,
Peeves is waiting there to pounce and hear you SCREAM!
This is wizardry
Snakes and owls and lizard tea
Aren't you glad?
Well, that's just fine!
***
Madame Hooch:
Mount your broom, send it high
Play some Quidditch in the sky
Ride with the Snitch in the House matches
***
Cast the spells, one, two, three!
In our school of wizardry
***
Professor McGonagall:
I am the cat with the glasses on my face
First a feline, now a woman of grace!
I am the teacher of changing things
Bats to rats to rats with wings
I am the professor with the grading quill
Filling your reports with my own skill
***
This is wizardry, this is wizardry
Magically, incredibly, amazingly, can't you see?
***
Fred and George:
For a good time, we both thinks
Life's no fun without a good jinx
That's our job, but we're not mean
In this school of wizardry
***
In this school, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Headmaster Dumbledore surely isn't a bore
He'll squeal like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!
***
This is wizardry, everybody scream!
Won't you please make way for a very special guy?
Dumbledore is king of the faculty
Everyone hail to the Headmaster, now!
This is wizardry, this is wizardry,
Magically, peculiarly, marvellously, fantastically
***
In this Hall we call home
Everyone hail to the strange school song.
***
"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, teach us something please..."
WHEE!!
