The Carrot Prank

Sub-Chapter 1

My conversation with Jack. Yeah. You may think I'm lunatic but read the fanfic. I do not own Rise of the Guardians and any of the characters mentioned. This is purely based on my fantasy.

(Note: This chapter was solely my friend's work. I only edited some minor mistakes. Enjoy our craziness in this collab. Warning: Pranks on Bunnymund are a little... cruel. So um, skip this chapter if you'd like.)


Victoria just started chatting with Jack. It was only today that they met each other, yet they had already become evil mastermind and pawn. Of course, Victoria was the mastermind as she came up with all of the ideas for pranks. This time, the victim would be none other than... The Easter Bunny, Bunnymund.

At first, Victoria wasn't keen to chat with Jack. She thought that it was her friend pretending to be Jack. To win over her favour, Jack decided to play a prank with her. She was pretty amused at the messages she received. Yep, definitely not her friend. The prank was to capture Bunnymund and lock him in a room. Jack went to get the supplies following Victoria's orders. He prepared duct tape, juicy carrots sealed in a clear, plastic bag and his staff. He followed the step-by-step orders from Victoria and proceeded to set the trap. Firstly, he laid out big, juicy carrots in the hallways, luring him into the room where he was ready with the duct tape.

Obviously Bunny would succumb to the juicy carrots. He went into the room. Lea heard noises and described it to Victoria. 'Bang bang "OW!" ZZZZZTTTTTT'.

'Ahh. The sound of duct tape.' Victoria replied.

Jack came back and took the iPad from Lea.

'What's the next move?' He typed and hit send.

'Get the packets on carrots. Make sure that they're properly sealed.' she replied.

'Uh-huh.'

'Ask him " you want some carrots, fatty?" Then pelt him with the packets.' Victoria had a million ideas in her head at this very moment.

Jack did so.

"You want the carrots, fatty?"

"I'm not fat. And YESS. CAAARRROOOOTTTTTSSSS!"

"Here you go!"

'Plak plak bang "Owwww!" Plak plak bang bang "OOOWWWWWWWOWOWW!"'

"Want some more?"

"Open them you bloody brat!"

"NO!"

'Plak plak plak bang'

"THEEE CAAARRROOOOTTTTTSSSSS!"

'What's next?' He typed. This was going to be so much fun.


Sub-Chapter 2
Meh. Wrote this whole thing in 10 minutes. Based on a true conversation. Once again, I do not own Rise of the Guardians or any of the characters mentioned in this fanfic. Reviews. I accept them. Fools. See ya!

(Note: This is still by my friend… I'm not that cruel, although it is based on our messages.)


"Open the sealed bags. Throw it everywhere except his mouth. Throw some near his mouth."

"Yes, yes. MWAHAHAHHAHA!"

Lea takes back the iPad and describes everything to her.

"You want the sealed bags open, kangaroo bunny?"

"YES YES. I'M NOT A KANGAROO, MATE!"

"OKAY THEN."

'PIAK PIAK PIAK. BANG BANG.'

"INTO MY MOUTH YA' BLOODY FOOL."

"OKAY. SORRY FOR MY BAD AIMING. MWAHHHAHA!"

"Lea! Ask her what's the next step!" Jack shouted to Lea.

"She says to go near him. And stuff them up his nose."

"WHAT?! NOOOO!" Bunny screamed.

"OHHH YEEEAAAHHHH! Best evil mastermind ever."

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE - OOWWWW!"

"Good pawn. " Victoria replied. They continued chatting. After a few hours, they decided to torture him again.


Sub-Chapter 3
Meh. We meet again. Third chapter in one day. Spoiler alert. The ending sucks. Again, I do not own Rise of the Guardians or any of the characters mentioned in this fanfic. Talk about Deja Vu. Meh. Carry on. Like I said. I accept reviews you fool. See ya!

(Note: It's still her writing…)


'Use your ice powers and conjure snowballs. Continuously pelt him with it. Meanwhile. Get Lea to get some paint. Pour them over him!' this was Victoria's next order to her 'pawn'.

"You want some carrots, fatty?" Jack said to Bunnymund.

"Finally –"

"-NOPE! HERE'S SOME SNOW BALLS INSTEAD YOU KANGAROO BUNNY THING!"

'BISH BANG "OWWWW! COLD!" PIAK PIAK PIAK.'

"Here's the paint." Lea said as she handed him the buckets of paint.

"Want some more?" Jack said to the wet bunny

"No thanks ya' bloody idiot."

"WRONG ANSWER!" Jack said as he poured paint over Bunny while floating in the air.

'Splat splat PTEWWW! SPLAT SPLAT'

"GAAAHHHHH. PAINT."

"Yup. And it was meant for your Easter eggs."

"NOOOOO!" Bunny screamed.

"Victoria's replying!" Lea shouted at Jack.

"Get a stick and 10 big, fat, juicy carrots and some string. Tie the carrots to the stick one after another. Duct tape the stick to his head leave him. " She replied.

"Another great idea from the big boss." Jack said as prepared the stick, carrots and rope.

Bunny was asleep. He was dyed in red, purple, blue and other colours of the rainbow. Jack snuck into the bathroom to tape the stick to his head. Suddenly, Bunny's eyes opened! He was feigning sleep to lure Jack into a trap! But he was stupid enough to rush the plan and Jack hadn't untied him yet. "Idiot." Jack said as he duct taped his mouth.

"WHAT - MMMPPPHHHHH. MMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHH. MMMMM MMMMM. MMMMMPPPPHHHHHH." Bunny shouted as Jack duct taped his mouth.
After that, Jack locked the door behind him and continued chatting.

The next day, Jack went to check on Bunny. Sure enough, he escaped. "Meh. I was done with him anyway." he said as he left the room

The end, you fools.

(So basically… this is going to be a series. Reviews, please? IT MEANS SO MUCH TO THE BOTH OF US THANK YOUUU)