It was the day after holloween. i wazzabit out of it.
I ley on a park bench; in the cold; shivering; warring nuthing but fishnets and bryght pink gogo boots.
I couldnt sleep.
thah ayre around me was freezing, maybe negative fifty degries or so.
My arms are covered in gusebumps. I began to cri, cring very loud.. A man stopped me and said "hey lauren. Are you ok" but my name is not lauren!
Actually, let me introdoos miself…
I am Raini G. Indigo.. The G stands for gurtrude. I hate it though because everyone thinks gurtrude is pronounced ger-trood but it is actually pronounced sec-zee! So i aggriviated it to G so noone would make the mistake anymore except they started pronsing the G like Gee insted! Anyways i am so dunn (josh dunnnn lol) with the world. Also, my favorite animal is a butter fly, and i am a Prostitutional barista.
Still i am broke! My parents both dyed when i was in my moms stomac and they had to exert me from her belly button with a pichfork. i went to a foster home but then they tryed to kill me about one time and so i burned it down and i have lived in a bench for a while after that. Every day at 12 i go to the cafey (i am a prostitutional barista remember!) and give pepple they're cofie. When i am done, i go home… which is in a bench!
I am lonley and i cri every nite, plus i have chronical hypothermos.
Two days later, i was awaken! It was by a sound..
Woosh! Woosh!
I open my eyes. and in front of me is a man that is hot so I flaunt my "abdomen".
He shows interest in me!
"Hello. I am the doctor."
He said.
I say "oh doctor! Doctor.. Who.." he said "doctor." and i reelised that he wasnt jocking! "HOLY FUCK."
The doctor stared at my "abdomen" for about seven mintures. Then he says "sorry. I can tell by the looks of your "abdomen" that you are a prostitutional barista. 2 much cofie rite!" we laugh to gether. And then he says "come in my machine " and i thought he was talking about a seismograph!
AND THENN..
I gasped. It was not a seismograph. The tardis was bigger in the inside! "D0ctor" i scream. "What does TARDIS STANd for?" he said "time and relatives dimentia in space!" and i found out that it was just the place for. Me.
