This is so messed up... if you read my Shugo Chara fanfic, you would know that I write crack stories... and I will keep up with that until my mind gets straightened out and I don't feel like I am messed in the head…

Disclaimer: I do not own Vincent or Yuffie, but I DO own the creative plot xD

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I woke up to a very obnoxious slurping sound filling the ship. I dragged myself out of my coffin and trudged over to the kitchen down the hall where I saw Yuffie hunched over, with a spoon in hand and a glass bowl in front of her.

"What are you doing?" I groaned as I peered over her shoulder to see the bowl was filled with a creamy brown liquid, most likely chocolate milk. In her right hand, she was holding a spoon.

"I'm drinking my chocolate milk like you would drink soup broth, duh! It's not that complicated Vinny!" She rolled her eyes with a smirk and slurped the milk off of the spoon.

"Why do I even let you live here?" I mumbled to more to myself than to her.

"I'unno, because you love me?" She said sweetly. Grumbling, I rubbed my temples as I made my way out of the room.

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Later that day, I heard loud banging coming from the kitchen, along with a long strand of swears. Although I knew who it would be, I still made my way towards the source of the noise to find Yuffie trying to stab a potato chip... with a fork. Smacking my claw to my forehead, I silently shook my head in disapproval before she turned to face me.

"What? These are potato chips, and you eat potatoes with a fork, don't you?" She asked rhetorically before shattering the chip with her fork. In frustration, he threw her fork across the room, where it lodged itself in the wall.

"Fucking ass! Damned potato chip won't mother shit on my fork worth fuck!" She yelled at the crumbled mess on the counter before storming out of the room. A few seconds later, the sound of her door slamming shut echoed throughout the ship.

Why do I even deal with her? I questioned myself before slowly making my way towards the bridge.

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Yeah... told ya'.

So... this came to mind 'cause I actually did this. I could see Yuffie doing this as well, so I substituted me for her and my brother for Vincent.

So please, R & R? c: