Once upon a time, 1 year ago...

Big Nigga was walkin thru the streets, making every bitch he walked past immediately orgasm, because he's Big Nigga. Big Nigga decided to go back to his crib, because he was tired of thots using his ascended presence for their own use. When Big Nigga arrived at his domicile, he went to go prepare some tendies. He did so, but what he did not realize was that after he made the tendies, he was all out of 'em. Two days pass, Big Nigga has not yet replenished his tendies. His power is dwindling, he has to replenish soon. Big Nigga, the next day, decided to go to the grocery store go get more tendies. "Bitch I sure is hungry rn," said Big Nigga. Big Nigga got into his Porsche, and fuckin' drove to the local Walmart for supplies, including his prized tendies.

"Big Nigga has arrived," exclaims Big Nigga as he enters Walmart. His voice shakes the ground, causing a panic attack to a nearby elderly woman. Big nigga makes his way to the frozen food aisle, but is shocked to realize no tendies remain.

"Nigga, someone stole my fuckin tendies... damn," said big nigga, sadly.

But Big Nigga had a thought - the nigga who done stole his tendies may still be in the store. Big nigga then began his search for the thief of his precious food source.

After a few minutes of searching, he found him, checking out at a self-checkout at the front of the store. It was Kanye West, the thieving bastard.

"FUCKING KANYE! GET YOUR BITCH ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I OPEN A CAN OF WHOOPASS ON YOUR SORRY SELF."

Kanye had already checked out successfully, so he immediately began running to the exit of the Walmart.

Kanye screamed, "Youll never catch me, Big Nigga! I have taken the tendies, and you will surely perish. You will never interfere with my plans again! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Big Nigga let out a chuckle.

"Kanye, you think you can best me simply by running away? You utter fool."

Kanye stopped in his tracks, realizing his mistake.

"No way you have them, they're the only way to stop me," said Kanye.

Big Nigga laughed. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"

Kanye called his Kanyemobile into the store before Big Nigga could go Super Saiyan. However, Kanye made a fatal flaw, trying to run again, which big nigga had previously stated would not work.

Kanye was out of that shit at Mach 10, but it wasn't fast enough.

Big Nigga was in hot pursuit, quickly gaining on Kanye.

Kanye shrieked, screaming "NANI?"

Big Nigga pointed at Kanye, seeming to stop time for an instant.

"Omae wa mou... Shindeiru."

Kanye immediately exploded, leaving the tendies in Big Nigga's possession.

"Damn... it really be like this sometimes," said big nigga.

Big nigga returned home that night, and made himself some damn tendies.

THE END.