Okay its another Skulduggery Pleasant fan fiction. I realise i should be writing my other stories but I'm just really lazy, ill get to it eventually :P

Me and Super Shadow 21 were having this texting argument, and she brought Skulduggery into it. I responded with Valkyrie, and this is what we ended up with

Do not read this if you fangirl over caelan.

Warning: WE WERE ON A SUGAR BINGE! I don't want any comments on how awful or lame this is, its MEANT as a really goofy type of comedy

Advice is one thing, outright rudely insulting me and my writing is another. Keep the abuses to yourselves please

Ps. i skipped how the argument started a little bit forward is where this will begin

The characters we write for each:

Super shadow 21:

- Hersefl (Super)

- Skulduggery

- Dexter Vex

Tairulz:

- Myself (Tairulz)

- Valkyrie

- Ghastly

DISCLAIMER SHOULD BE ALREADY OBVIOUS TO YOU ALL

START OF CHAPTER:

SUPER: *Pulls out machine gun, AK47 and bazooka*

TAIRULZ: Oooooh, can i have one?

SUPER: *And calls Skulduggery Pleasant*

No!

TAIRULZ: What?! Noooooo not Skulduggery Pleasant! (Mock Horror)

SUPER: Yes, Skulduggery Pleasant. And theres a height limit to guns, your below it.

TAIRULZ: Hey! No fair! Noooooo not him!

SKULDUGGERY: What seems to be the problem girls?

TAIRULZ: 0.0….. you didn't...

SKULDUGGERY: She didn't what? Do i have a solo case? i haven't had one of them in years!

VALKYRIE: Of course not you moron

SKULDUGGERY: *Under breath* Damn

*Not under breath* So whats the problem? Do you know Valkyrie?

VALKYRIE: I AM valkyrie idiot

SKULDUGGERY: *Facepalm* I meant do you know what the problem is...

VALKYRIE: You don't have a face to palm dummy….

SUPER: The midget wants a gun!

TAIRULZ: Well duh! guns are cool!

VALKRIE: I think she should have a gun if she really wants one...

SKULDUGGERY: FINE! Skull-palm then! And the midget is right, guns are cool. But she's under the height limit.

TAIRULZ: What if i wear high heels?

SUPER: Why don't you just give her sugar and be done with it...

VALKYRIE: Cause its more amusing to see her hassle skulduggery

SKUL-VAL-SUPER: *Blank Stare*

SUPER: Wait a minute, u hate girly things….. (Which is true)

SUPER: And yes, it would be very amusing….

TAIRULZ: If they're BLACK heels there's more of a chance ill wear them

TAIRULZ: And yes, i think it would amusing, Pwease?

*Stares at Skulduggey with adorable puppy eyes*

SUPER: NO! THE HEELS ARE PINK WITH HEARTS!

SKULDUGGERY: *Blank stare* No.

TAIRULZ: Awwwww…..

*Takes his revolver and runs away laughing on sugar high*

VALKYRIE: *Collapses laughing*

SUPER & SKUL: Oh good god…

TAIRULZ: *In distance* You'll never take me alive! hahahahaha...

VALKYRIE: Pffft…. Hahaha! She-hahahah….. Took your gun! Hahaha!

SUPER: Well, you heard Tai. Go kill the psyco. Its what you guys do, isn't it?

SKULDUGGERY: Very mature Val. Very mature…

VALKYRIE: No, she's a nice girl, plus….. its hilarious! Hahahaha

TAIRULZ: *Waving gun around and laughing insanely in the distance*

Guns ARE cool! You were right skul!

SUPER: But she's gonna take over the world if you don't.

SKULDUGGERY: The insanely good looking one has a point. Look at the midget, she's laughing insanely.

TAIRULZ: *In distance* I heard that! Don't call me midget or ill shoot you with your own gun!

VALKYRIE: Nah, shell calm down soon enough

SUPER + SKUL: But he's/im already dead… *At same time*

SKULDUGGERY: But the insanely good looking one called you that. I thought that was your name, i really did.

SUPER: Calm down? No, she really won't…

VALKYRIE: 0.0….. wait… what? Just how insane is she?

TAIRULZ: How in the hell is she good looking?!

SUPER: One word. VERY. I am very good looking…

VALKYRIE: She can't be THAT bad

TAIRULZ: Hey skul, can i shoot a pigeon with this? Hehe…

SUPER: See? The midgets more than insane! And I'm very good looking tai, thank you very much!

TAIRULZ: *under breath* Yeah, you wish…

SKULDUGGERY: Leave the pigeons alone!

TAIRULZ: If your good looking super, than I'm not short!

TAIRULZ: But skul! They're just a bunch of birds!

VALKYRIE: I agree, pigeons are absolutely useless

SUPER: *Being held back by skulduggery and Valkyrie* LET ME AT HER! LEMME AT HER!

SKULDUGGERY: And they help the environment. Leave them alone.

TAIRULZ: Haha Super! You can't get me hehe...

VALKYRIE: How do they help? I still say pigeons are useless

*Yells 'yes you can shoot them' to Tairulz*

TAIRULZ: YAY! Hahahahaha… *Runs off to look for pigeons*

SKULDUGGERY: Valkyrie? Are you feeling alright?

SUPER: *Runs after Tairulz* GET BACK HER YOU MOTHER F****! BEFORE I GET OUT MY AK47 OUT!

TAIRULZ: Cool! A bigger gun, can i shoot it?

VALKYRIE: Skul, i like the hyper one. We should stop them from killing each other

SKULDUGGERY: Yes, that would be a good plan. And you didn't answer my question. But i know exactly how to stop them...

VALKYRIE: I feel fine, but what exactly is your plan?

SKULDUGGERY: *Runs off* I'll be back in a minute!

*Super is still chasing Tairulz, all the while Tairulz is laughing*

SKULDUGGERY: *Teleports back with…. CAELAN!

SUPER: CAELAN-KUN! *Fangirl scream*

VALKYRIE: 0.0…. WTF no!

VALKYRIE: Hey tai! i found something you can shoot!

TAIRULZ: Yay! Hehe...

SUPER: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE, BITCH! I CAN AND WILL FUCKING RIP OUT ALL YOUR HAIR AND HANG YOU WITH IT IF YOU SHOOT HIM! DONT BELIEVE ME? IF YOU CAME WITHIN A 20 METER RADIUS OF MY CAELAN-KUN I'LL USE ONE OF SKULDUGGEY'S RIBS TO STAB YOU! DO NOT TEST ME! *eye twitch*

EVERYONE ELSE: 0.0….

SKULDUGGERY: (0_0) What?

VALKYRIE: (0_0) The...

CAELAN: (0_0) Hell….

TAIRULZ: Haha! *Shoots Caelan and runs away*

VALKYRIE: Huh. Nice shot

SUPER: *Epic death glare* *Bazooka appears in hands and starts shooting at tairulz*

TAIRULZ: *Appears out of crates and starts giggling*

VALKYRIE: Wow, cool

GHASTLY: Umm what?

SKULDUGGERY: Oh your lordship, we didn't see you there. *Mock bow* Valkyrie, bow to our lord and master

VALKYRIE: *Mock Bow*

SUPER: *Still shooting at tairulz*

TAIRULZ: You can stop shooting at me now

SUPER: NEVER!

TAIRULZ: *Pulls a rope that lands on Super, runs away giggling towards main group*

GHASTLY: Ummm who's this?

VALKYRIE: She's Tairulz, really hyper but super nice and pretty

TAIRULZ: Hi Ghastly! :D

SKULDUGGERY: *Cuts Super out of the net*

SUPER: Thank you Skulduggery-kun :D

VEX: *Walks through random door* Hello! ;D

SKULDUGGERY: Vex! Good to see you again! *Hugs Vex*

TAIRULZ: Hehe bromance! No offence Vex *Giggling*

*Valkyrie and Ghastly look at each other, than burst out laughing*

SUPER: DEXUGGERY!

TAIRULZ: HAHA i agree Super :D

VEX & SKUL: ….?

SKULDUGGERY: What'er they talking about?

TAIRULZ AND VAL: Haha you guys are clueless lol

VALKYRIE: And i thought you were smart Skul hehe

GHASTLY: Yeah, is there something your not telling us? *Snicker*

VEX: Were over 400 years old. We don't know what you people are asking us!

TAIRULZ: Hahaha lol i know and you dont hehe

VALKYRIE: Dude, the jokes implyng your gay, how on earth did you guys miss that?

SUPER: Dexuggery is the romantic pairing between you and Skulduggery, Vex.

SKUL & VEX: O_O

GHASTLY: *Smirks* I'll be sure to attend your wedding guys

VALKYRIE: Don't forget the pink clothes haha

TAIRULZ: Yeah! Or the fairy wings to match hahaha

VEX: Whatever, your holiness

SKULDUGGERY: Don't start, Val.

SUPER: Actually the Seme would have a black tuxedo and the uke would have a whit tuxedo.

VALKYRIE: But soul, its funny

TAIRULZ: Yeah, what she said *Hi fives Valkyrie*

SUPER: *Under Breath* Not to mention hot...

SKULDUGGERY: No its not! Its embarrassing! *Didnt hear what Super said*

GHASTLY: Haha looks like your engaged Skul

(ALL at same time) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

VEX: No were not your majesty!

SKULDUGGERY: *Death Glare

SUPER: OH I'LL PLAN THE WEDDING!

(END unanimous actions/talk)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

END OF CHAPTER:

I know you guys were probably hoping for more, or a not so lame ending, but thats all me and Super Shadow21 wrote, i have no idea if this will continue or not.

And the second week of term 4 just ended, so school will slow me down even MORE in updating. Regular school work i can deal with, its just the homework i hate doing… (Especially instead of fan fiction writing)

While i can't promise you an exact update time, it will be soon though

Cya next time! :D

Tairulz