Okay its another Skulduggery Pleasant fan fiction. I realise i should be writing my other stories but I'm just really lazy, ill get to it eventually :P
Me and Super Shadow 21 were having this texting argument, and she brought Skulduggery into it. I responded with Valkyrie, and this is what we ended up with
Do not read this if you fangirl over caelan.
Warning: WE WERE ON A SUGAR BINGE! I don't want any comments on how awful or lame this is, its MEANT as a really goofy type of comedy
Advice is one thing, outright rudely insulting me and my writing is another. Keep the abuses to yourselves please
Ps. i skipped how the argument started a little bit forward is where this will begin
The characters we write for each:
Super shadow 21:
- Hersefl (Super)
- Skulduggery
- Dexter Vex
Tairulz:
- Myself (Tairulz)
- Valkyrie
- Ghastly
DISCLAIMER SHOULD BE ALREADY OBVIOUS TO YOU ALL
START OF CHAPTER:
SUPER: *Pulls out machine gun, AK47 and bazooka*
TAIRULZ: Oooooh, can i have one?
SUPER: *And calls Skulduggery Pleasant*
No!
TAIRULZ: What?! Noooooo not Skulduggery Pleasant! (Mock Horror)
SUPER: Yes, Skulduggery Pleasant. And theres a height limit to guns, your below it.
TAIRULZ: Hey! No fair! Noooooo not him!
SKULDUGGERY: What seems to be the problem girls?
TAIRULZ: 0.0….. you didn't...
SKULDUGGERY: She didn't what? Do i have a solo case? i haven't had one of them in years!
VALKYRIE: Of course not you moron
SKULDUGGERY: *Under breath* Damn
*Not under breath* So whats the problem? Do you know Valkyrie?
VALKYRIE: I AM valkyrie idiot
SKULDUGGERY: *Facepalm* I meant do you know what the problem is...
VALKYRIE: You don't have a face to palm dummy….
SUPER: The midget wants a gun!
TAIRULZ: Well duh! guns are cool!
VALKRIE: I think she should have a gun if she really wants one...
SKULDUGGERY: FINE! Skull-palm then! And the midget is right, guns are cool. But she's under the height limit.
TAIRULZ: What if i wear high heels?
SUPER: Why don't you just give her sugar and be done with it...
VALKYRIE: Cause its more amusing to see her hassle skulduggery
SKUL-VAL-SUPER: *Blank Stare*
SUPER: Wait a minute, u hate girly things….. (Which is true)
SUPER: And yes, it would be very amusing….
TAIRULZ: If they're BLACK heels there's more of a chance ill wear them
TAIRULZ: And yes, i think it would amusing, Pwease?
*Stares at Skulduggey with adorable puppy eyes*
SUPER: NO! THE HEELS ARE PINK WITH HEARTS!
SKULDUGGERY: *Blank stare* No.
TAIRULZ: Awwwww…..
*Takes his revolver and runs away laughing on sugar high*
VALKYRIE: *Collapses laughing*
SUPER & SKUL: Oh good god…
TAIRULZ: *In distance* You'll never take me alive! hahahahaha...
VALKYRIE: Pffft…. Hahaha! She-hahahah….. Took your gun! Hahaha!
SUPER: Well, you heard Tai. Go kill the psyco. Its what you guys do, isn't it?
SKULDUGGERY: Very mature Val. Very mature…
VALKYRIE: No, she's a nice girl, plus….. its hilarious! Hahahaha
TAIRULZ: *Waving gun around and laughing insanely in the distance*
Guns ARE cool! You were right skul!
SUPER: But she's gonna take over the world if you don't.
SKULDUGGERY: The insanely good looking one has a point. Look at the midget, she's laughing insanely.
TAIRULZ: *In distance* I heard that! Don't call me midget or ill shoot you with your own gun!
VALKYRIE: Nah, shell calm down soon enough
SUPER + SKUL: But he's/im already dead… *At same time*
SKULDUGGERY: But the insanely good looking one called you that. I thought that was your name, i really did.
SUPER: Calm down? No, she really won't…
VALKYRIE: 0.0….. wait… what? Just how insane is she?
TAIRULZ: How in the hell is she good looking?!
SUPER: One word. VERY. I am very good looking…
VALKYRIE: She can't be THAT bad
TAIRULZ: Hey skul, can i shoot a pigeon with this? Hehe…
SUPER: See? The midgets more than insane! And I'm very good looking tai, thank you very much!
TAIRULZ: *under breath* Yeah, you wish…
SKULDUGGERY: Leave the pigeons alone!
TAIRULZ: If your good looking super, than I'm not short!
TAIRULZ: But skul! They're just a bunch of birds!
VALKYRIE: I agree, pigeons are absolutely useless
SUPER: *Being held back by skulduggery and Valkyrie* LET ME AT HER! LEMME AT HER!
SKULDUGGERY: And they help the environment. Leave them alone.
TAIRULZ: Haha Super! You can't get me hehe...
VALKYRIE: How do they help? I still say pigeons are useless
*Yells 'yes you can shoot them' to Tairulz*
TAIRULZ: YAY! Hahahahaha… *Runs off to look for pigeons*
SKULDUGGERY: Valkyrie? Are you feeling alright?
SUPER: *Runs after Tairulz* GET BACK HER YOU MOTHER F****! BEFORE I GET OUT MY AK47 OUT!
TAIRULZ: Cool! A bigger gun, can i shoot it?
VALKYRIE: Skul, i like the hyper one. We should stop them from killing each other
SKULDUGGERY: Yes, that would be a good plan. And you didn't answer my question. But i know exactly how to stop them...
VALKYRIE: I feel fine, but what exactly is your plan?
SKULDUGGERY: *Runs off* I'll be back in a minute!
*Super is still chasing Tairulz, all the while Tairulz is laughing*
SKULDUGGERY: *Teleports back with…. CAELAN!
SUPER: CAELAN-KUN! *Fangirl scream*
VALKYRIE: 0.0…. WTF no!
VALKYRIE: Hey tai! i found something you can shoot!
TAIRULZ: Yay! Hehe...
SUPER: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE, BITCH! I CAN AND WILL FUCKING RIP OUT ALL YOUR HAIR AND HANG YOU WITH IT IF YOU SHOOT HIM! DONT BELIEVE ME? IF YOU CAME WITHIN A 20 METER RADIUS OF MY CAELAN-KUN I'LL USE ONE OF SKULDUGGEY'S RIBS TO STAB YOU! DO NOT TEST ME! *eye twitch*
EVERYONE ELSE: 0.0….
SKULDUGGERY: (0_0) What?
VALKYRIE: (0_0) The...
CAELAN: (0_0) Hell….
TAIRULZ: Haha! *Shoots Caelan and runs away*
VALKYRIE: Huh. Nice shot
SUPER: *Epic death glare* *Bazooka appears in hands and starts shooting at tairulz*
TAIRULZ: *Appears out of crates and starts giggling*
VALKYRIE: Wow, cool
GHASTLY: Umm what?
SKULDUGGERY: Oh your lordship, we didn't see you there. *Mock bow* Valkyrie, bow to our lord and master
VALKYRIE: *Mock Bow*
SUPER: *Still shooting at tairulz*
TAIRULZ: You can stop shooting at me now
SUPER: NEVER!
TAIRULZ: *Pulls a rope that lands on Super, runs away giggling towards main group*
GHASTLY: Ummm who's this?
VALKYRIE: She's Tairulz, really hyper but super nice and pretty
TAIRULZ: Hi Ghastly! :D
SKULDUGGERY: *Cuts Super out of the net*
SUPER: Thank you Skulduggery-kun :D
VEX: *Walks through random door* Hello! ;D
SKULDUGGERY: Vex! Good to see you again! *Hugs Vex*
TAIRULZ: Hehe bromance! No offence Vex *Giggling*
*Valkyrie and Ghastly look at each other, than burst out laughing*
SUPER: DEXUGGERY!
TAIRULZ: HAHA i agree Super :D
VEX & SKUL: ….?
SKULDUGGERY: What'er they talking about?
TAIRULZ AND VAL: Haha you guys are clueless lol
VALKYRIE: And i thought you were smart Skul hehe
GHASTLY: Yeah, is there something your not telling us? *Snicker*
VEX: Were over 400 years old. We don't know what you people are asking us!
TAIRULZ: Hahaha lol i know and you dont hehe
VALKYRIE: Dude, the jokes implyng your gay, how on earth did you guys miss that?
SUPER: Dexuggery is the romantic pairing between you and Skulduggery, Vex.
SKUL & VEX: O_O
GHASTLY: *Smirks* I'll be sure to attend your wedding guys
VALKYRIE: Don't forget the pink clothes haha
TAIRULZ: Yeah! Or the fairy wings to match hahaha
VEX: Whatever, your holiness
SKULDUGGERY: Don't start, Val.
SUPER: Actually the Seme would have a black tuxedo and the uke would have a whit tuxedo.
VALKYRIE: But soul, its funny
TAIRULZ: Yeah, what she said *Hi fives Valkyrie*
SUPER: *Under Breath* Not to mention hot...
SKULDUGGERY: No its not! Its embarrassing! *Didnt hear what Super said*
GHASTLY: Haha looks like your engaged Skul
(ALL at same time) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
VEX: No were not your majesty!
SKULDUGGERY: *Death Glare
SUPER: OH I'LL PLAN THE WEDDING!
(END unanimous actions/talk)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
END OF CHAPTER:
I know you guys were probably hoping for more, or a not so lame ending, but thats all me and Super Shadow21 wrote, i have no idea if this will continue or not.
And the second week of term 4 just ended, so school will slow me down even MORE in updating. Regular school work i can deal with, its just the homework i hate doing… (Especially instead of fan fiction writing)
While i can't promise you an exact update time, it will be soon though
Cya next time! :D
Tairulz
