Alright. This is a joke story. It serves absolutely no real purpose other than solving writers' block. Writing terrible, pointless things is the best stress relief ever according to clicheusername1234 (plus her story 'Gettysbur6 Island' is hilarious). Illiteracy for all! Enjoy probably the closest look into my scattered mind, readers.

" hay guise this is dinpper here nad this iz my siser mable. " dipper sez and a monstur pops out o hte sky..he screams AHHHHHHH!111!'

dinper did u see taht.,? maple yels an uses her kiten fiststo dsrty teh munster

oWW! the monstor screemed and fels dowwn

oh no it wasgiddyin relly.

it srunk dowem n giddyen yeled i will git u diaper !

dippir smilled n sed "plz betch i got dis . im a playa im from da hood

hen hte nomes cam back n sed u r qeen now yolo. plus u got nise hairs n sof handz

gid eon sad "noooooo im not a gurl plz jef git outta here yawl

jeff cryed tears n aethim n his ginny pig chekimz

it wuz said.

becuz of the ginny pig.

evryone wnts giddien eeten.

haha he prolly tasted liek eviil n harsprey mabe marshmellows cuz hi hair is big n loks like a marshmello.

thenn the twuns went backk 2 the mystriy shak amd had a dance partyj for no reezin.

windy was ther and she dancd wit dipoer n saiys i luv u diaper n give him a kisses in the mouth

nd rtobby run aay and she was sew sad n his ipaint foor men was runnin.

hten the nomes aet him to. oops.

tehn dippr sed "doont u hat it when u grncl com home and make hte spagheti then he eetz it tht lion jerk!"

bil cyper showe up n sed by gold buyu!

diper punched him an then windy atehim becaus he loks liek a dORITO. lol he dos

mmm she sez

an: y is evry1 eatin evryone? LOL

everyon laffed n diapper gpt maryed to werdy an thay had liek 8y347r873 bbs.

thte end

RT if u cryed or nit idc u dont rul me this is murica nd were a free contry. taek tht canadienz. boom.

I don't know what just happened. Someone send help. Lots of help. Help and Doritos. Wow this doc is nothing but red, squiggly lines. T-That's terrifying.