15 Ways To Give Edward a Heart Attack :)
Tell him Bella left him for Caius Voulturi.
Think of Bella in bed with Jacob
Tell him you accidentally smashed all his CDS and the copies in the cabinet under his bed to the right next to the teddy bear he got from his mom in his human years with a red brass handle.
Tell him Renesmee married Jacob in Vegas
Give him a ring that is exactly identical to the engagement ring he gave Bella and say she says sorry.
Laugh at him when he starts dry sobbing over it.
Dye his hair blonde and tell him that you forgot Bella doesn't like blondes.
Dump his Volvo in the nearest Volcano.
And then tell him Bella did it for payback. When he asks why, tell him he dazzled her too much.
Tell him Bella turned gay.
Tell Bella to lay still on the ground covered in tomato sauce and give Jasper red contacts.
Think of Bella dying.
Hide Bella in a hole, and when she passes out from air loss, say oops.
Get Emmett to change her
LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........Tell him Renesmee is the most popular in a brothel house.
