The Official Winchester Care Manual
Congratulations! You have recently befriended, be-enemied, or otherwise become the proud associate of one (1) Sam and one (1) Dean Winchester. This manual is your guide to ensure proper care of said Winchesters and to prevent all manner of mistreatment and mishap.
For your convenience, the manual is divided into sections detailing the shared needs and requirements of both brothers as well as sections providing overviews of the brothers' needs and requirements as individuals.
Please read all instructions and follow carefully.
Understand that the Winchesters are complex individuals with multifaceted personalities and intricate psyches, and in order to compile the most accurate information possible, instructions are based on both close observation and careful study, as well as opinions expressed in interviews with the Winchester brothers themselves. As such, you may find that the guide at times contradicts itself; in these instances, it is up to the reader to decide at their discretion which piece of advice is most appropriate to heed given the situation.
If you have any questions or would like to consult with one of our professionals, please leave a message on our website and we will respond as soon as possible. If you require immediate assistance, please call the number for your local emergency services, apply pressure, and don't let the other one do anything stupid.
Thank you for your purchase of The Official Winchester Care Manual ©. We hope you enjoy your time with the Winchesters.
(Disclaimer: Author is not liable for accidents caused by the misuse, misinterpretation, or exploitation of this manual that may result in harm of any kind to the reader or to the Winchester brothers. Proper use of this manual does not guarantee the safety or survival of the Winchester brothers. Authorship (or readership, for that matter) of this manual in no way implies ownership of the Winchester brothers. Results may vary.)
Table of Contents
Dean Winchester p 3
Early Life, Profile, and Additional Info p 3
Individual Care and Requirements p 4
Dos and Don'ts p 6
Sam Winchester p 7
Early Life, Profile, and Additional Info p 7
Individual Care and Requirements p 8
Dos and Don'ts p 10
For Both Brothers p 11
A Word about the Angel p 13
