Sung to the tune of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
You know Hermione and Ron and Ginny and Sirius
Dumbledore and Voldemort and Draco and Severus
But do you recall
The most famous wizard of all (dun, dun, dun)
Harry the scarred wizard (wizard)
Had a very scarry forehead (like a lightning bolt)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would know that Voldemort did it (did it, did it, did it)
All of the other wizards (wizards)
Used to laugh and call him names (like a Mudblood)
They never let poor Harry (Harry)
Join in any magical games (like Quidditch)
Then one starry, enchanted eve
Dumbledore came to say (in his underwear)
Harry with your scar so bright
Won't you play some Quidditch tonight
Then all the wizards loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (Blimey!)
Harry the scarred wizard (wizard)
You'll go down in history (like Rudolph)
