Harry Potter and the secret slumber party
A slew of Ravenclaw sluts were sneaking through the moving stairways, making their way up to Gryfindor HQ. "Fuck! Ahhhh! Eeeeee owie. OWIE!" a girl fell from the stair just as it moved, thumping hard on the ground. The rest made it to the fat woman door "Password?" "Nigger" said Jenny, a Ravenclaw beauty. A black chick in the crowd gave a confused look but it passed as they made their way to the common room where common sex and common blowjobs took place, also a few common pregnancies. "Ron, wake up. I hear harpy noises coming from downstairs." Ron's bed curtains were closed, a thudding shuffle noise repeating. He was WANKING. "Ron you sick fuck" Harry whipped the curtains opened and Rons head zipped over looking at Harry in horror "ohhhh shhhheeeiiiit!" Ron jizzed his hands sticky.
The Ravenclaw/Gryfindor ladies were all undressing and changing into their witch jammies. Fred and George were peeping through the stairwell handrails "Fred this is quite the free show now isn't it? We could make a buck or two charging admission" "George, you fucking jew, I love it." They woke their peers up via Mathilda's Massive Gas cloud spell, stinking the rooms up like dogshit. Muffled words like "What the fuck is that smell?" filled the room. "Alright lads, line up here. 2 shillings admission to the sex party. "Sex party? What are you on about?" said Ron. "None of yor concern, gayboy." The room of horny kids slapped Ron upside his head while the funneled through the door, dropping shekels into Georges hand.
The students were playing 'spin the wand' and it landed on Susan Boyle. Everyone cringed as Ron had to go eat her gross old hag pussy out. He puked and so did Hermoine and they both fucked. Dumbledore was watching from the fire place with that spy spell Sirius Black used(Typically used by pedos) to jack off to sleeping students. Fisting his asshole with the Elder Wand, Dumbledore shot Magic Beans into a candy box. Ron couldn't nut as he recently came. "Ron you joykill!" Hermoine shit in his ears while looking into Harrys eyes. Harry was fucking a couch.
Snape burst in so fucking fast a gust of wind blew paper about the room. "And what the fuck do you think you lot are doing? Kissing…curessing…fucking?" Snape whipped out his flacid snake, looked around the room slowly, making eye contact with each and every student. "Im going to fuck each and every one of you. But first. I must get hard!" Snape windmilled his cock, rotating his hips and gritting his teeth. The whirlwind got faster and tighter until it ended in a rock hard boner. "FUCK!" Snape yelled. Harmoine farted.
