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Parody of "It's Magic" by the Cars. I am not them, their song does not belong to me. I just filked it to provide Percy's thoughts of Penelope. ;)

Oh, It's Magic!

Penelope turns me upside down
Penny Penny Penny
it's like a merry go round
i see you in the classroom
all robes and wands
how far will you take it
well no one knows
don't let me go
i got a hold on you tonight
oh oh it's magic
when i'm with you
oh oh it's magic
you know it's true
got a hold on you
twisted under Hogwarts roof
i know you're getting twisted
and you can't calm down
i see you in the classroom
love darts in your eyes
how far can you take it
till you realize
there's magic in your eyes