Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana.

Author's note: Miley, Lilly and Oliver are adults in this story.


Totally sweet or bad

Miley's POV.

As the southern belle that I am I've always been a romantic chick. I love it when a guy has a cutie-name for me, at least as long as it's something good and not something weird and perverted. Take the thing that Jake used to call me to try and get into my panties. He called me 'Miley Pussy-Puss' and he was even serious. Come on...who the fuckin' freak did he think he was?

Ewww!

Then it was Trey, ya know the rich guy who's dad was a stupid arrogant snob. Don't get me wrong here! Trey was cool. It's his dad that I hate like hell.

Trey's name for me was 'Beauty Babe'. Not bad...

Much better than 'Miley Pussy-Puss' for sure!

Okey, then there's Travis. What the heck did he call me? Oh, yeah! Now I remember!

Travis used to call me 'Cutie Miles' or 'Sweet lil' Miley Ray'. Soft and romantic things that ya could call a girl without soundin' like a freak.

I like those names...!

And Jesse...

He called me 'baby' 'sexy one' 'sexy' or 'Miles'. Normal nice things. Like those too!

And now there's my husband John Janeway, who refer to me as 'Smiley Miley' 'sexy one' or just simply 'sexy'. Best cutie-names any male's ever had for me.

Other guys I've dated has called me stuff too, but I don't feel like talkin' about that right now.

Lilly's POV.

I may have been a bit of a tomboy-ish girl back in the days, but I've always been into the thing when a guy's got a cutie-name for me. Of course it has to be something nice and friendly and not some sort of porn-shit.

I've been called a few things over the years.

Matt used to call me 'Lightnin' Lilly'. Because I'm so fast on my skateboard or surfboard. At least I think that's why...

Let me think, what else...?

Oh!

Lucas used to call me 'Lilly Pad'. Pretty childish and lame, but still sort of cute too, I guess...

Finally my sweet cool husband Oliver calls me 'Lilly-Pop' since I had a pimple when we fell in love for real. Best one ever, of course!

Oliver also call me 'Sexy little Lilly' or 'hot one' at times.

There's also a few others, but those are not worth to even mention here.