Amanda (me): HELLO!!!!

Paul: WTH was that for?!

Amanda: (pouts) I'm just greeting everyone.

Paul: Everyone? There's only me and you right?

Amanda: WRONG!!

Detail: stage opens and lights turn on an audience is their clapping

Paul: what the F---is going on!!!

Amanda: It's my very own talk show!! And Paul I'm going to murder you if you talk like that any more! Now give it up for, Ash and Dawn!

Ash: (walks onto stage waving at everyone) HEY!!

Dawn: (walks in too but looking slightly scared) were in the world I'm I?!

Amanda: (rolls eyes) anyway, these guys are our first talk show hosts you audience (reviewers) can make them tell their darkest secret, dare them to do almost everything, torture them and much more!

Paul/Dawn: OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU YOU F---ingB----!!

Ash: (looks around confused) I still don't get it. (hides when Paul and Dawn are yelling at Amanda)

Amanda: That's it, go Empoleon! (throws pokeball and Empoleon comes out)

Empoleon: Empole-e-eon! What's up?

Amanda: Ok Empoleon use bubblebeam on these two freaking potty mouths!

Empoleon: Empo-o-leon (uses bubblebeam on Paul/Dawn)

Paul: (glares evilly at Amanda) I hate you so much (looks over at Dawn who is sniffing lightly her cloths all wet)

Dawn: Man -sniffle- this sucks I just washed these, can I get new cloths Amanda?

Amanda: (nods) sure Dawn (gives Dawn an outfit that is nothing like the box says)

Paul: (stares at Amanda) ok I know something bad is going to happen

Ash: (nods head in agreement) Yeah I mean nothing good can come out of this.

Amanda: (smirks evilly) well maybe bad for her and Ash but I think you might like it Paul----

Dawn: (screams and runs out in a pink VERY mini skirt and a pink top that is strapless and shows her stomach) AMANDA!!!

Ash: (faints)

Paul: (gets a BIG nosebleed and is blushing)

Amanda: (rolling on floor laughing ass off) told ya Paul

Dawn: I want different cloths!

Amanda: No can do Dawn just have a seat in our comfortable loveseat! (a loveseat comes out of no where) and Ash you sit on this comfy recliner! (a recliner comes out of no where)

Paul: (recovers from nosebleed) Where do I sit? (looks at Dawn as she sits on the side of the loveseat then looks at Amanda) oh nooo!!! (whispers to Amanda) I don't trust my teenage hormones!

Ash: (sits in seat still confused)

Amanda: (laughs evilly then whispers back) Oh yes Paul sit by her and we'll all make sure your hormones don't get in the way of the show (winks at audiance)

Paul: (mentally sighs then sit FAR away from Dawn as he can get) whatever

Amanda: Well I'll continue this once questions,dares and other stuff comes so please all of my audiance start sending in questions.