Music Saver
Summary: Naruto (A.K.A. Kyuubi), a famous rapper is running away from his fame and fortune to his hometown of Konoha. Sasuke, Konoha's hottest girl, loves Kyuubi's music. What will happen when these two collide? Warnings: Mature content. Cussing. Perverts alike. Naru/FemSasuke
Chapter 1:
(Warning! First chapter will be short!
Yes, Naruto will be modeled after Eminem!
Yes, few of his songs will be featured!
Yes, I will make my own music video to one of his songs!
Yes, Sasuke is a girl!
No, I will NOT change Sasuke's name like I did in two of my previous fanfictions!
Any more Questions PLEASE contact me IMMEDIATELY!)
Normal P.O.V.
"The Way I Am"
I sit back with the pack of zig zags and this bag And just blirk, it's bazerk and bizare shit that works But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone I'm not Mr. N SYNC I'm not what your friends think I don't care who was there and who saw me destroy you And I am whatever you say I am 'Cause I am whatever you say I am Sometimes I just feel like my father I hate to be bothered And all of this controversy circles me and it Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up And they blame it on Marylin and the heroine Havin' this happenin' then attack Eminem And I am whatever you say I am 'Cause I am whatever you say I am I'm so sick and tired of bein' admired And pigeon hold in to some poppy sensation Who think I'm some wigger who tries to be black The why, the who, what and the where and the how But I can't take a shit in the bathroom 'Cause I am whatever you say I am 'Cause I am whatever you say I am
Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
The most meanest MC on this earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension
Dispensin' me sentence is gettin' the stress that's been eatin' me
Recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully
When you freaks see me out in the streets
When I'm eatin' or feedin' my daughter to not come and speak to me
I don't know you and no I don't owe you a mutha' fuckin' thing
I'm not Mr. Friendly I can be a prick if you tempt me
My tank is on empty, no patients is in me and if you offend me
I'm lifting you ten feet in the air
I'll call you a lawyer file you a law suite
I'll smile in the court room and buy you a wardsrobe I'm tired of arguin'
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be it's just me
If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am
I don't know that's just the way I am
With all of this nonsense, it's constant
And oh it's his lyrical content the song 'Guilty Conscience'
Has gotten such rotten responses
Seems the media immediately
Points a finger at me so I point one back at 'em
But not the index or pinky
When you don't give a fuck when you won't just put up
Wit the bullshit they pull 'cause they full of shit too
When a dudes gettin bullied and shoos up the school
Where were the parents at? And look where its at?
Middle America now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class city
'Cause I rap this way? But I'm glad 'cause they feed me the fuel
That I need for the fire to burn
And it's burnin, and I have returned
If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am
I don't know that's just the way I am
That I wished that I would just die or get fired
And drop from my label and stop wit the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top a 'My Name is'
That caught me rotating in rock 'n' roll stations
And I just do not got the patience to deal
With these cocky Cau Casions
'Cause I talk wit an accent and grab on my ball
So they always keep askin' the same fuckin' questions
'What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in'
Till I'm grabbin' my hair and I'm tearing it out
'Cause they drivin' me crazy
I can't take it, I'm racin', I'm pacing, I stand then I sit
And I'm thankful for every fan that I get
Without someone standing by it
You know I won't sign your autograph
You can call me and asshole, I'm glad
If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am
I don't know that's just the way I am
Naruto (a.k.a. Kyuubi) was a famous rapper, known all across the country for his angry and hilarious raps. He's career first took off when he started rapping on the streets with his friends at the age of fourteen. They would get into rap battles with all the neighboring rappers, but one night they decided to make an official rap battle. During said rap battle his grandfather, Jiraiya Uzumaki, showed up, listened to him, and later became his manger. With the help of his manager, Naruto Uzumaki, later known as Kyuubi, was token to where he had always dreamed he would end up… in the spot light of fame, doing what he loved to do… rapping. Life was good when people realized that the young boy was here to stay, despite all the people who tried to ruin his career. At the age of fifteen, Naruto met Hinata, the girl of his dreams… or so he thought. They were together for a year before he knocked her up. It wasn't like he was a bad father. He made sure of that. But Hinata wanted more. She wanted a perfect family. A husband she could wake up to every morning and love her and their child unconditionally. But sadly she couldn't have that with Naruto. Sure he took her and their baby on the road with him and sure he made at least two hours a day for each of them, but it wasn't enough. When he would return to them for the night he would be exhausted. At first she could understand that, but as time progress things got worst. Every time they would see each other all their conversations would end in arguments. Naruto tried to make it work, for the baby, he really did, but one night enough was enough. While Naruto slept after returning from the recording studio, Hinata packed her and the baby's stuff before jumping into their car and leaving. They made it a good twenty miles away from the tour bus and her ex-boyfriend before they were hit by a drunk driver… No one survived. It saddened Naruto for a year. He didn't want to do anything, but all he could do was write more raps subconsciously. When he tried to go to their funeral, Hinata's family refused to let him in. They blamed him for Hinata and her child's untimely death. This only enraged Naruto even more, thus began a new type of hate rap he created. His hate only grew from there. Everything from his contractors, to his fans, to the paparazzi, to his ex-girlfriend's family trying to sue him, to just about anything set him off to a breaking point. Thus was born his brand new song 'The Way I Am'. With this song he was able to relieve most of his anger, but right after that was released, Naruto (Kyuubi) was only harassed even more. He needed to get away from the fame, the fans, the concerts, the music videos, everything… and that's exactly what he was doing tonight.
Tonight, while listening to his new angry song, seventeen year old Naruto Uzumaki (a.k.a. Kyuubi) was packing what he could carry. The flat screen in his master bedroom, in his three story mansion, was playing his music continuously. It was giving him a headache, but he had to bear with it until he was finally out of his prison. He packed a few necessary items into a black book bag before he went over to the mini vault he had stowed away. He disarmed the alarm before taking out enough money to survive for a while before putting the safe back where it belongs.
The plan is that Naruto would sneak out of his home, undetected, walk to the nearest gas station, hitch a ride with his best friend Kiba, be driven to his uncle's mansion in Konoha, where he will live until he blew off some steam… or that was the plan anyway.
"Ok… I think I got everything…" Naruto smirked to himself.
"Meow!" His cat, the actually Kyuubi called from his feet.
"Of course I couldn't forget you my precious partner in crime." Naruto cooed as he picked up the red haired feline. "Ready to go?"
"Meow!" Smiled the cat.
"Alright boy. Climb on my back and hang on tight." He said as the cat did as it was told.
Once he knew that the cat was in position, Naruto opened his window, pulled up his hood, and grabbed the vine that started growing along the side of his house. Once he was securely clutching onto the vine, Naruto side down until he reached the willow tree. He then grabbed onto one of the tree's long, strong branches and swung ourselves to safety. The blond hissed when he finally felt Kyuubi's claws in his back before he pulled the cat off. "Really Kyuubi? We've done this enough times for you not to be scared." He scolded the cat before holding Kyuubi safely in his arms.
Their getaway was quick and easy… almost too easy, but when they got to the gas station and hopped into Kiba's car, nothing else seemed to matter anymore.
"Thanks Kiba for picking me up." The Kyuubi lover smiled from the backseat.
"No problem bud." Kiba cheered from behind the wheel.
"Next time you decide to make a getaway… can you please make sure it's not so late at night." Shikamaru yawned.
"Shikamaru? What are you doing here?" Naruto asked. "Let me guess… Ino?"
"Yep. And now he's going to have to be staying with me and Temari for the next few days." Kiba laughed. "I figured since he was here, he might as well help in aiding your escape."
"Thanks you guys… I don't know what I'd do without you." Naruto smiled.
"I don't know what I'd do without your cat. He's so warm and comfortable. I'm going to miss you the most Kyuubi, you fluffy live pillow you." Shikamaru sighed as he used Kyuubi as a pillow. The purring cat didn't protest since he was used to being treated like that around the lazy manager and also because the fur ball actually liked the extra heat.
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Both Kyuubi and waved their goodbyes to Kiba and Shikamaru before ringing the doorbell to Naruto's uncle's mansion. "I'M COMING!" Yelled the grumpy owner. Hey, you'd be grumpy too if someone woke you up at three in the morning. "WHAT!" Jiraiya yelled as he swung both doors open before looking down at his nephew and his favorite cat. "Well, well, well if it isn't my famous nephew and my favorite ball of fur." The older gentleman cooed as he took Kyuubi from Naruto's hold.
"Hey Uncle… we need your help." Naruto sighed as he walked into the mansion.
"What can I do for you kiddo?"
"I need a place to stay for a while. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier, but~"
"Don't worry about it Naruto. I already knew." Jiraiya said as he sat on the couch next to his tired and stressed nephew. "You've had it really lately. I knew that if you didn't get away soon, then you'd crack."
"But how~"
"Kid, I'm not only your money making manager, but I'm also your caring uncle. Besides… who do you think you it was that helped you escape? I put the idea in your head. I helped you pick a date. I paid all your body guards to take the night off without a word. I've been so far ahead of you, I actually predicted what time you'd be here, but you actually came an hour earlier… Let me guess… Kiba drove?" Jiraiya asked as Naruto nodded. "Well don't worry about it Naruto. You can stay here for the night and then tomorrow I'll help you move into your new home." The white haired man yawned as he started walking upstairs.
"You're the best Uncle!" Naruto cheered before he followed suit. When he was upstairs, Naruto stripped to his boxers and jumped into the king sized bed with Kyuubi lying on the pillow next to his head. "Don't worry Kyuubi. As long as you're with me… everything will be alright."
Meanwhile: During Naruto's Packing
The why, the who, what and the where and the how But I can't take a shit in the bathroom 'Cause I am whatever you say I am 'Cause I am whatever you say I am
Till I'm grabbin' my hair and I'm tearing it out
'Cause they drivin' me crazy
I can't take it, I'm racin', I'm pacing, I stand then I sit
And I'm thankful for every fan that I get
Without someone standing by it
You know I won't sign your autograph
You can call me and asshole, I'm glad
If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am
I don't know that's just the way I am
A long, raven haired girl was sitting in her room, listening to Kyuubi's new song. She wasn't obsessed with her favorite rapper like most girls in her school, but she did love his music. It spoke to her in a way no other musician did. She had to admit that the cussing was a bit much, but she had to admit that the song would be nothing without it. Her stereo wasn't loud, but it was enough to for her to enjoy it at nine thirty that night. Sometimes she would rap along with each and every cd of his that she owned, which was everyone. When she was down, Kyuubi would be the only thing she could listen to. Even though she wasn't obsessed with the rapper, she often wondered if he really possessed that attitude in real life.
"Sasuke! Dear could you come down here and do these dishes for me please?" Asked her mother.
"Ok Mom!" She called back as she paused her cd before going into the kitchen.
Sasuke Uchiha, of the Uchiha clan, was a part of a middle class family. They weren't rich, but at the same time they had people trying to kiss their asses just so they could date Sasuke. Everyone knew her as the hottest and feistiest girl in Konoha, which was a giant turn on for every guy, but they all knew that she would have their balls on a silver platter if they tried to touch her. So in order to try and woo her, they would do it from afar, which still pissed her off to no end. Most of her rage came from the girls and boy at that dumb school, which is why she would turn to her Kyuubi cds. It soothed her soul and also calmed her, or hyped her up enough to punch out her frustration out on her pouncing bag.
As she walked into the kitchen, she kissed her parents goodnight before starting on her chore. Every once in a while she would lift her head up to gaze out of her kitchen window and daydream about the handsome Kyuubi. "I wonder what it would be like to meet him in person?"
