How to Annoy Zuko

Carry an exercise ball around and if he asks how you what it is, tell him. And if he asks how it is used, throw it at him and run for you life.

Make him read every story where he is paired with a male character of the show.

Make him listen to Britney Spears music on loop.

Throw cats at him.

Make him watch "High School Musical" 20 times in a row.

Scream at him in Portuguese.

Say you think that he is a very pretty girl. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

When he is in a dead sleep, yell in his ear. And then run.

Lock him in a room with Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, And Paris Hilton (I can not believe they let her out of jail early!)

Lock him in a room with the Teen Titans and Wolverine.

Spray him with a spray bottle every time he gets mad at you.

Sell him on ebay.

Lock him in a room with rabid fangirls.

When he is asleep, throw a bucket of water on him.