15 Ways to Annoy Murtagh
1. Draw a Zuko (Avatar the Last Airbender) scar on him.
2. Draw a Harry Potter scar on him.
3. Say to him, "Zuko, your scar is gone."
4. Constantly tell him he looks like Zuko without a scar.
5. Tell him that he acts like him too when he yells at you to stop.
6. Tell him that you think he is a very pretty girl. And then run for your life!!!!!!
7. Yell in his ear when he is fast asleep. And then, head for the hills.
8. Sell him to rabid fan girls on ebay.
9. Sic rabid fan girls on him.
10. Constantly ask him how he got his scar.
Even if he already told you, forty-five times.
11. Super glue his finger up his nose.
12. Super glue his finger up someone else's nose.
13. Make him listen to "Numa, Numa" on loop for a whole day.
14. Make him dance to it.
15. Video tape him dancing and post it on you tube.
Hope you liked it. By the way, I do not own the Inheritance Trilogy.
