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By: Batman'ssidekick15

("What happens when two best friends get bored and need some fun?"- Robin)

The Beckett mansion was quiet too quiet.

Two men sat in Beckett's office doing paper work and sipping tea.

"My lord I'm quiet bored," Admiral James Norrington whined looking at Beckett pleading.

"Well James," Lord Cutler Beckett sighed before a big smirk grew on his face, " let's get you unbored."

Getting up from his big chair that was clearly to big for him, Beckett went up to a closet and pulled out something from the top shelf.

It was a boom box.

"Lets have some fun," Beckett said plugging it up and turning the c.d. on.

"Marvelous," Norrington chuckled getting up and standing next to Beckett.

They both smirked as they grabbing two hairbrushes sitting on top of the fireplace beside them.

Then, the boom box blasted out their favorite song. Jumping up and down they started to singing into the hairbrushes and high-fiving each other.

"I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Mylan
Too sexy for Mylan, New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your body
Too sexy for you body
The way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
On the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
And I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
Whatcha think about that?

And I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
And I shake my little tush on the catwalk
(repeat)

I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat

And I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song"

They sang and danced both at the same time. Twirling each other around and bumping butts.

"WHAT THE WORLD ARE YOU TWO DOIN'?!" Captain Jack Sparrow cried waving his hands in the air and looking at them scared in the doorway, "I ALWAYS KNEW YOU TWO WERE WEIRD BUT NOT THIS WEIRD!"

Admiral Norrington and Lord Beckett blushed wildly looked at each other and both said, "GET OUT!"

Putting his hands up in defense Captain Jack left then sighed under his breath, "whelps."

"Hey lets do another," Norrington squealed clapping his hands together.

"Ok, how about that lovely song Fergalicious?" Beckett said adjusting his man wig.

"No, how about Candyman?" Norrington said over his shoulder as he sprayed hairspray on his man wig to keep it perfect and stiff.

"Ok then," Beckett said twirling his finger on the ponytail of his man wig.

"Let's party boy!" Beckett and Norrington said grabbing their hairbrushes again.

So, they danced and had kudos of fun and lived happily ever after.

FIN

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I'm SOOOOOOOOO GOOD!