Hi there :3 So, this is basically ERB with the cast of Sonic the Sparrowhog. And not only. I can also write battles for one Sonic the Sparrowhog-verse character vs any character from any fandom I'm familiar with. Like this one right here.
For those who don't know, IsonicfanI took the idea of Aaron Stone from an old Disney XD show. It was about a guy named Charlie Landers who plays an MMORPG as the character Aaron Stone and he's the best player in the world. One day he finds out everything in the game is real and he gets recruited to become some sort of secret agent-superhero real Aaron Stone and fight the villains. That series wasn't very successful. And for good reason. The guy's only secret agent training consisted of that game and he kept messing up in his missions. He wouldn't even use one of his superhero tools because he didn't know how. Coincidence? I think not. So now, we have the battle of the Aaron Stones: the original vs the one that's actually good :3
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NEVERLAND
SONIC THE SPARROWHOG
VS
CHARLIE LANDERS
BEGIN!
Sonic:
You're stepping up to me from Disney's archive?
Bro, you can't keep up with the fastest thing alive
The few fans you've got have enough reasons to diss you
'Cause you almost blew your cover on your very first mission
But hey, you know what? No surprise you're so lame
When all the training you have comes from a video game
Charlie:
Big words from a pocket-sized Sonic imitation
Born from laughter and stories that barely have any narration
You don't get what's going on, lemme give you a brief description:
I'm the real deal here, you're just fanfiction
I don't need raps to beat you, just a fly swatter
'Cause your story's just like your theme song: It doesn't matter
Sonic:
Yeah, I come from fanfiction more successful than your show
And you can lecture me about theme songs when you'll have one of your own
You're a gamer, not a hero, at least not one the world knows
No one's ever heard of you, in or out of universe
But all the girls start to swoon when they hear my name
So step off, Charlie, I'm beating you at your own game
Charlie:
You're beating me at what? Getting past the censors?
'Cause half your series rips off other people's adventures
Yeah, I saw your fangirls, you can keep them to yourself
Sweet Pea's the only one who keeps your books on her shelf
My flow is cooler than your gauntlet's ice ray
While your speed's good for only one thing: running away
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
No, seriously, you decide. I have a few ideas:
-Sweet Pea vs Yandere-chan from Yandere Simulator
-Diana Blake vs Han Solo from Star Wars
-Periwinkle vs Elsa from Frozen
-Periwinkle vs Rosetta (fighting over Sonic or something like that)
-Tinkerbell vs Elina from Barbie Fairytopia
You can vote for one of these or suggest an idea of your own
