Disclaimer: This story was written for comedic purposes so please don't take it seriously.
Coconut Fred: *building a statue and making extremely loud noises*
Bingo: Fred can you pipe down please
Coconut Fred: Don't worry Bingo I just finished my statue of Mr. Greenrind made out of Lincoln Logs, used condoms, toothpaste and various metal objects
Mr. Greenrind: *walks by* what bullshit is this?
Coconut Fred: Yo there dawg what's poppin Mr.G?
Mr. Greenrind: Fred WTF IS THIS IT LOOKS UNSTABLE AS FUCK
Coconut Fred: Just go inside homeboy you'll like it
Mr. Greenrind: *walks inside but the statue crumbles on him*
Later at the hospital
Mr. Greenrind: *has just died*
Coconut Fred: NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY (N word) HAS JUST DIED
Bingo: Fred first of all stop with the slang it's cancer and two like everyone else will respawn in the next episode
Coconut Fred: Still I still shall avenge him by going to high school and learning to be a real builder
Bingo: That's the dumbest thing I have ever herd
At high school
Fred: Hi everybody did you know that getting cancer causes cancer
Toxicanvil: Fred this gym class
Mr enter: *blows a whistle* LISTEN UP YOU DIRTBAGS TODAY WERE PLAYING DODGEBALL AND IT'S POPULAR VS UNPOPULAR
Chippy: Why?
Mr enter: BECAUSE THESE WRITERS LOVE PUSHING CRUELTY IN YOUR SHITTY FACES
Team Popular: Buck Cluck,Zecora,Lucy,Chloe,Bowser,Toxicanvil,Patrick,03bgood Jared,Bomb Omb and Sandra
Team Unpopular: Chicken Little,Chippy,Chuck,Blythe,Milo,Timmy,Meg,Eric Feeble and Fred
Blythe: Why the fuck do I always get on the shitty teams
Zecora: Have you seen your toy sales there plumbing harder then a boat that failed
Blythe: Will fuck you at least my show has a decent fanbase
Zecora: That's something I already knew but yeah that is true
Mrenter: Oh btw if I see any hint of mean spirtness YOUR ASS IS GRASS *blows his whistle*
Chicken Little: DAD YOU GOT TO HELP ME WITH THIS GAME THIS ONE TIME
Buck Cluck: *sighs* sorry son but no *throws a ball at him so hard that it breaks his skull killing him*
Mr Enter: BUCK YOU FUCKING PRICK YOU FUCKING KILLED YOUR OWN SON YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Buck Cluck: Listen he was mistake i'll wear protection next tine
Mr Enter: *shoots Buck with his atrocity beams*
03bgood: hey Jared
Jared: What?
03bgood: SAY GOODNIGHT MOTHERFUCKER *hits him with a ball*
Sandra: 03BGOOD HE WAS OUR TEAM MEMBER
03bgood: Listen here's why I despise The Oblongs
French Narrator: One intolerable and illogical rant on The Oblongs later
Milo: I'M FUCKING DONE *drinks bleech and dies*
Lucy: HEY BLOCKHEAD
Blythe: Me?
Lucy: No Chuck
Charlie Brown: WHAT DONE YOU WANT!?
Lucy: Try to kick this football while we play dodgeball of you do i'll never insult you forever
Charlie Brown: No *throws it Lucy* I'M SICK OF THE SHIT YOU THROWN IN MY FACE
Mr enter: Chuck take a break I'M THE ONE WHO DEALS WITH UNLIKABLE BITCHES NOT YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Squidward: Grrrrrrr how can this retarded game get any worst
Coconut Fred: Hello Squid Jello
Squidward: *sighs* not this fucker
Coconut Fred: You know when i'm sad I just smile untill it hurts X3
Squidward: BRB *gets out a sign that says please run me over and sits in the streets*
Coconut Fred: Well I guest he's being a pussy
Mr Enter: SHUT THE FUCK UP FRED NO WANTS TO SEE THE SHIT YOU THROWN IN MY FUCKING FACD AFTER WATCHING THIS FUCKING SHOW
Meg: You know fred if you actually threw a god damn ball that would be helpful
Toxicanvil: *throws a ball at Meg* YES FINALLY HIT SOMEONE
Mr Enter: YOUR HIT MEG WAY TO MEAN SPIRTLY
Meg: But it's just a bloody nose and it's tamed confirmed to the stuff my dad does
Toxicavnil: Exactly
Mr Enter: EMILY GO WATCH THIS TAPE AND YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT YOUR DOING IS WRONG
Bowser: *gets an idea* Instead of balls i'll use fireballs
Chloe: that's what she said
Bowser: *burns Chloe's face*
Chloe: I HATE IT WHEN MY PERFECTION IS RUINED
Eric: THAT'S IT NOW THERE FIREBALLS HOW CAN THIS GAME GET ANY WORST!?
Chippy: Hey Eric Maria called she soled your house on Craigslist to buy Booze
Eric: *choked to death on his stress vine*
Bowser: Now where the ass-burgers is Bomb Omb
Mr Enter: BOWSER YOU DID SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE
Bowser: What did I do?
Mr Enter: IDK BUT STILL TAKE A BREAK
Patrick: *holds Bomb Omb* what do I do with this
Chloe: FUCKING END THE LIVING ASS-BURGERS OUT ME OF
Patrick: *throws it and it kills almost everyone*
Mr Enter: FUCK IT ZECORA WINS SINCE HER SHOW IS THE ONLY GOOD THING I HAD TO DEAL WITH I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE SHIT YOU THROWN IN MY FACE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY *leaves*
Fred: So I failed the deceased *cries*
Bingo: FRED HE WILL COME BACK IN THE NEXT EPISODE
Fred: In that case *kills himself*
