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A Random-Hearted Side Project

CHapter 1

One weird ass year later, Sora was at the tailors getting a new saving the world outfit. Puberty had struck him while he was hibernating and he needed a new one so that he wouldn't break it open if he went to kick Goofy in the jawbone. Goofy was sitting in a chair nearby reading the new edition of cosmo girl while he waited for Sora to be done. He occasionally looked up from his magazine to note the other bears coming in who to needed new outfits because they had been hibernating.

"Hyuck Hyuck hoohoooo! Bleep bleep do0000ooooOOOOooooopppp" Goofy squealed as he sat in the chair.

"Goofy shut up! Stop making retarded sounds!" Sora yelled

"GyuhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHH" Goofy's eyes were starting to look separate ways as he rocked back and forth squealing random inaudible noises.

I guess he never really got over being turned into a pen, I wonder what it was like…I guess I might have hurt him when I stirred that scolding hot chocolate with him, or when I shoved him down Yuffie's throat as an attempt to kill her…Oh well he'll move on. Sora thought and then backhanded Goofy.

Goofy was rolling in circles on the floor muttering 'so much ink' to himself in his southerly hic accent. when the tailor called to Sora to go get his outfit.

"All right I'm coming garment-keep" Sora yelled back as if garment-keep was a real word.

When Sora received his new outfit he grabbed Goofy and dragged him along the ground by his hat thing that seemed to never fall off even when he did flips in the air or fell off of large objects. They made their way to the gummy ship to take off to Atlantica.

When they arrived Sebastian informed them on a new musical he was directing.

"Are you fucking retarded or something?" Sora asked seriously while burning Goofy's retarded chef hat off while it was still on his head since it was physically impossible to remove.

"No why would I be mon" Sebastian said in his jamai-crab accent. (Jamacian+crab)

"Because first of all who the fuck wants to listen to a bunch of cru station whores trying to sing a song about how good life is 'under the sea' when in fact it sucks"

"Why do you tink it sucks mon?"

"Because your moms an ugly bitch! That's why" Sora retorted " AND I wasn't finished my rant yet; second of all you might think your talking in English when you sing but really your making a bunch of clicks and squeaking noises that sounds like Goofy going through a panic attack. And third of all I hate the scent of potatoes! SO HA!" Sora yelled.

"O…well if tats how you feel," Sebastian said disappointedly

'At least Donald's, not here to participate, imagine him trying to sing'… Sora thought.

Just then Ariel swam past and stopped before just running into a wall and falling into a fiery doom even though they were under water.

"Sora, Goofy…where's Donald?" She asked

"O he died…" Sora replied as if it was nothing to be sad about at all.

"O how terrible" Ariel exclaimed

"Actually…not really, we prefer it this way. Who wants to be around a duck that thinks he can talk but it's really just a blender making noises from under his mage's hat" Sora explained

And just then Flounder came swimming past. Then he ran into a sharp rock and his fat started to seep out through his wound.

"O no save me!" He cried as he was deflating

"What the fuck…Fat doesn't just come out like that…that would be some cheep ass lipo-suction right there. So that's how Jenny does it while allowing her clients to still eat fat shit.

" He exclaimed.

Then Flounder exploded and bits of fish flesh splattered onto Goofy's separated eyes.

"RAHHHSNdgsfkb" Screamed Goofy. Who ran swiftly into a fishhook and was dragged up to the surface by none other than prince Eric.

Up on the surface

Sora could hear

ALL RIGHT! WERE HAVIN' FISH TONIGHT! WAIT…WHAT THE FUCK KINDA' FISH IS THAT! NOT WORTHY OF MY BOWEL MOVEMENTS! BE GONE! And then Goofy's corpse drifted slowly back down to the bottom of the ocean and no one cared.

Sora completely ignored his friends decaying corpse drifting down into oblivion and instead started to happily feast upon fresh flounder that was still floating around in the water.

"AHHH CANABAL! HOW CAN YOU EAT YOUR OWN KIND MON!"? Sebastian screamed like a crazy fricken crab.

"Haven't you noticed I'm not a fish you fuck face? Now come here so I can feast upon some succulent hammerhead shark morsels.

"I'm a crab not a shark you idiot"

"You are what I say you are!" Sora yelled as he lunged at Sebastian.

Just then Ariel died of anorexia.

The end.


Hope you all enjoyed. Please read the first installments of Random hearts if you have enjoyed this chapter. Because there is more randomness out there you just have to click on it.

P.S The crazy capital H in the title was intentional. Only for your enjoyment, so hope you enjoyed. PLEASE REVIEW!