Violet: I don't own Death Note/characters/plot

Fate: Review, and I foresee a cookie in your future…

Violet: 0-0

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Chapter 1

Hiding in the bushes were Violet and Fate, Fate holding a gun, Violet holding a net.

"What am I doing here, again?" asked Violet.

"If he doesn't die immediately, then you're supposed to drag away the body." Snapped Fate.

"And why did I agree to this?"

"Because I bribed you with the forces of Pokemon games."

Light Yagami stepped out of the car, with his family.

"FIRE!" Fate shouted, and then she fired the gun…and completely missed. Everyone turned towards us.

"V! That's your queue!" she shouted, ducking.

Violet jumped up, threw the net…and missed too.

"Well, I missed! Good luck with that." She said before walking towards a booth.

"Umm…entirely her idea!" Fate yelled before running into the woods.

"WHAT! I swear, when I see you at-" she was about to say.

Then she noticed that everyone was staring at her.

"Hey! Come on! I just came to celebrate…(she then notices it's a funeral) I mean mourn this girl's death." She said.

She sped off after Fate.

BACK AT H.Q

"Hello. I suppose you've just come back from your attempted homicide?" said L.

"NO, umm…we were gonna get you a doughnut, but…this pig over here ate It." Said Fate.

"We had the funeral under surveillance."

"It was her idea…and you know that I'm willing to go homicidal when video games are brought up." Said Violet.

"Does this mean you're Kira?"

"Now how exactly was that implied?"

"You were holding the net."

"…I blame Fate."

"…"

"What?"

"I did not find that amusing."

"The joke or the attempted homicide?"

L face-palmed.

"Whoa…L-baby are you going suicidal?" said Violet.

"What did you just call me?"

"Not that way L…y'know…you really are a pervert."

"Am I?"

"Y'know what, I'm gonna go play video games now." Said Violet walking off.

"So…how's it going on the whole 'track down the remaining task force members' thing?" Fate asked.

"This could either be a good thing…or a bad thing, but…" said L.

"What?"

"I've only managed to track down Matsuda, so far."

"MATSU!!! HE WAS AWESOME!"

"Says you." L mumbled.

"Oh yeah, I have bad news for you."

"Oh…yes…what's new?"

"In the future I foresee," she said in am eerie voice.

"Get on with it."

"Fine! Watari will arrive here in five minutes, see your bad parenting skills, and ship us back to Whammy's!"

"Back…t-to…Whammy's. As in, I'll be forced to stay with Matsuda alone for a whole month!"

L screamed Violet, who seemed to appear out of nowhere, "I heard L displaying verbal emotion, who forgot to tell me today was the apocalypse?"

"Well, for now let's just blame it on Mello!"

"Why Mello?" Fate asked.

"He has that little red button again."

Just then, Watari walked in. Unfortunately, the homicidal/funeral tape was still playing.

"L! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU LETTING THE GIRLS DO?" shouted Watari.

"Hmm…umm…it was…Fate."

And everyone started bursting into giggles.

"Awe, come on! I used that joke half an hour ago!" Violet complained.

"Well, overused jokes or not, I'm afraid I'll be taking Violet and Fate back to Whammy's until further notice."

"NO! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH MATSUDA ALONE!!!!!!!!!"

"L…what has gotten into you? Please refrain from holding down my feet." Said Watari, "Girls, please go pack your bags."

Violet and Fate sulked to their rooms to gather their belongings.