Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note.


L was a little shocked when he opened up his beloved box of sugar cubes...only to find it completely empty, except for a few speckles of sugar.

"Umm...Watari?" L asked nervously, getting the attention of his old butler.

Glancing up, Watari replied, "Yes? What is it, Ryuuzaki?"

With a frightened look on his face, L slowly turned around and stammered, "...W-Where's my s-s-sugar cubes...?"

"Oh dear sweet nannies...someone actually took them?!"

Suddenly,the door swung open, and Light and Misa walked in. "Oh, thank you so much for taking me to see the horse show, Raito-kun!" Misa exclaimed happily, "I got to feed them all those sugar cubes you brought and everything! It was fun!"

"...Whatever, Misa. Shut up." Light grunted.

A slight twitch formed in L's right eye. 'My...my sugar cubes...given to horses...?!'

Water gasped. 'UH-OH!'

However, L quickly calmed himself down and thought, 'Naw, it's okay...I still have all my other sweets...'

Water let out a sigh of relief. 'PHEW! I was afraid, for a moment there, that-'

Then, Misa said, "Oh, and that was sure nice of you to bring all those sweets for everyone too! I didn't know you could be so generous, Raito-kun!"

L's eyes grew so wide they nearly bulged out of his head. Standing up, his head still low, he slowly dragged himself over to Light and Misa.

Noticing this, Light asked, "Uh...something wrong, Ryuuzaki?"

Without a word, L rose his right hand...and punched Misa square in the face, sending her sprawling to the ground.

"UH...THANKS, RYUUZAKI, BUT...WHAT THE HELL?!" Light exclaimed in shock.

Spitting on Misa's unconscious face, L snarled, "That was for taking my sugar cubes AND my sweets...bitch." Then, he walked off into the other room.

Light just stood there for a moment, blinking. 'But...it was me.'

Suddenly, a large hole burst open on the door and L stuck his head through, screaming, "HEEEERE'S RYUUZAKI!!"

"Ryuuzaki...cut it out," Light said in a monotone voice.

L sighed. "Fine. You never let me have any fun, not even in bed, Raito-kun..."

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPEAK OF THAT!"

Watari really had no idea what the hell was going on, but as long as no one was sticking a very sharp object up his ass, he was happy.

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Afterwards, Light, L and Matsuda were sitting in a car and bobbing their heads upand downas the song 'What is Love?' played on the radio...