?!: Hmm, It seems I have nothing slick to say, aww man..
Talim: Explain the damn story then!
?!: What the hell?
Zasalamel: Wow, you really have to be a dirt bag to make Talim pms on you, jeez...
?!: But I- gets smacked by a Weight Owww! Hey you little- That thing actually hurt! rubs head Oww, how the hell? You're smaller than me and you carry those things like it's air. Anyway... On this story, everyone gets in free to the hot springs!!
Maxi: Yay, I gets to be nikkid?
?!: Yep! Buck nikkid.
Ivy: And how on earth did we all happen to get tickets free to the same hot springs?
?!: ...
Yun-Seong: The plot of this seems to sound extremely familiar... sounding proper?
Abyss: Sounds like Mamotte! Lollipop.
?!: STFU Abyss. And how the hell did all of you get in my house?!
Everyone else: ...
?!: Okay then, who is not here? Isn't it just random that you are the only ones here?
Talim: The btch has a point..
?!: Grrr...
Maxi: I know how I can make everyone feel better...
Ivy: WAHHH! Put your clothes back on!!
Abyss: Whoo! Look at that ! Shake, don't break it-
Yun-Seoung: -Took ya mama nine months to make it!
Zasalamel and Talim: And took Li Long 3 minutes finish.
?!: Naww, that's so cold...
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Chapter One: Come One, Come All!
Siegfried was so tired.
I mean you probably would too if you weren't taking your medication and you were running through the woods because of some rapist in azure armor was constantly after you. Even if he really wasn't so you just ran for nothin'. Poor, poor beautiful bishie madman.
So of course it scared the ht out of him when some masked man came up to him in the armor shop.
"Namuuu!"the masked man said cheerfully. "Chi? Who are you..." Great just what Siegfried needed now. Another psycho. At least he wasn't in any armor ready to kick or rape his .
This guy had some flag on his back.
"My name is of no importance in this matter. I have randomly selected great warriors, such as yourself, to come relax at my boss' spa." Something about it was weird, but then again, Sieg fried's entire life was like that. "Otay! Who are your boss'?"
"Right now, thay are currently at the spa, getting it ready for the grand opening tomorrow. Won't you spend the night at our exclusive hotel? All expenses paid."
Absolutely nothing to lose?
"Fine, you got me. I'm-" "Oh, I know, you are the great bishie knight: Siegfried!"
"Yeah, so where is the hotel sir?" "Not far, follow me outside."
They headed towards a carriage that took them toward downtown. The area seemed to grow more modern each block. After about 40 minutes (the horse was speedin'!), they arrived to a luxurious palace like foundation. It looked like the home of an imperial lord, Siegfried thought.
Yes it was grand. And even more so on the inside.
"Ahh! Siegfried, this is Hualin, one of my boss' I was telling you about," the mystery man informed.
"Welcome! Here are is the key to your suite," She handed him the key. Room 13. Aw Shonen! It was Thursday the 14th. Valentines day too! Nooooo! His room was a-
"It's a Love Suite, by the way, enjoy!" Hualin ended cheerfully before running (skipping gleefully) into the room behind her desk.
Siegfried was so stunned that he didn't even notice that The Mask also scampered behind the door as well.
He was all alone...whimper
"I have got to get to safety! Nuthin' gon' happen if I just go to my room." He started running as fast as his armored legs could take him down the wide, rose pink walls. Complete with decorative red/black roses. Order available through Myspace.
Thankfully, no one was out of their rooms-/No damn fangirlsor boys.../- to terrorize him. Finally, the man got to his room (second floor after all...) "Yay! I wasn't attacked!"
He threw his sword by the heart-shaped bed, (I don't think he carries anything except for-) and his coin purse, (wtf?) in a drawer of; yes. A red heart-shaped dresser. Basically everything was red,pink, or black. How uncomfortable.
But nothing like what is about to happen next...
"What the hell are you doing in here?!" Siegfried yelled.
Nightmare had just exited out of the bathroom. (With a towel over his armor wtf dude?)
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Hualin: "You did it Yoshimitsu, now all we have to do is wait; everything will work itself out."
Mystery 1: "With a few pushes every now and then, heh heh heh!"
Mystery 2: "Then what?"
Yoshimitsu: "Yeah then what? All I wanted is some apple juice..."
Mystery 2: "Me too! I loves me some apple juice!"
Hualin: " You idiots!"
Mystery 1: "Don't worry yourself, I tried that hours ago..."
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The Enigma...The Man of Time...
Was scouting the area of the hotel. Why? Because he needed a nice view for research. What is his research? Let's find out...
"Yes, this is going to be a perfect view!!" Zasalamel whispered excitedly to himself. The tree he had scaled up had to be over 10 feet tall. He was like some weird, perverted kitty (Meow!). He had a great view of rooms 13 through 20. And he wanted to see some couples for action for-
"Research! Yes for my new book. What will I call it, hmm... Oh boy, maybe some girls will be making out, or some odd couple, hahhahah..." wipes nosebleed
"Oh hey, what going on in Room 20?"
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?!: Well, well, well. Looks I'm going adlib on this one.
Tira: What do you mean by 'this one' silly? You do that on every story...
Cervantes: And they're all pitiful...And rated Arrgh!
Kilik: I agree-gree!
?!: Shut up Tira, you bisexual rapist! Shut up Cervantes you butt-pirate! And shut up Kilik you sex starved monk!
Tira teary eyed: I-I didn't want anyone to know 'cuz thay'll hate me!! WAHHHH! runs away
Cervantes shocked: How did you know, how'd ya know I was gay? Is it that obvious?
Kilik: I'm not a monk! And I'll have you know that I have sex with lots of guys...What's a bisexual?
?!:Uhhhhh...Sorry?
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