Yo yo yo! Due to popular demand, I am writing a sequel to PUNK'D! And yes, we have the same Punkers here with us:
Matt, the drunken idiot. Emily, owner of Punk'd. Gwen, other owner of Punk'd. Josie, the trusty purple furred, black eyes robot monkey and Bub the blue lamb. But Bub will have no role in this part of Punk'd. Sorry!
Chapter one - Sakko
Well, Sakko's girly fashion sense is going to let him down... and so will his credit card. Our Repo man will be Matt, no more characters needed. Sakko, be on the lookout: the Punk'd crew are coming for you!
Sakko was trying on a tight green dress when the doorbell rang. Sakko frowned. "I hate it when people interrupt me in crucial moments!" he muttered. He took off the dress, put on his usual mini-skirt with a tight green top and went to answer the door.
Sakko looked up at the tall man standing in front of him. The man, who we know as Matt, was wearing a yellow uniform, and was holding a large bag. Yes - he was dressed as the Repo man.
"Excuse me!" said Matt. "I am looking for a Sakko! Is he in here somewhere?"
"I am here!" said Sakko.
Matt looked at Sakko closely. "But... you can't be Sakko!" he exclaimed. "Sakko is supposed to be a guy, and you are clearly a girl!"
"I can assure you, I am a guy."
Matt was clearly freaked out. "Erm... uh... a cross dresser monkey... eww..." Then he remembered why here was there. "Sakko!" he said. "I have been notified that you are in debt! You have been using your credit card too often!"
Sakko was horrified. "But... But... How much am I in debt?"
"Two thousand dollars." said Matt. "And your gonna have to pay up, or I'll take something of yours that's worth two thousand dollars."
"But that's stealing!" cried Sakko. "You can't steal from me! I'll call the police!"
"Dude!" said Matt. "It's my job! If you can't pay up, I take stuff. It's your own fault!"
"What did I buy?" said Sakko suspiciously.
"A dress worth two thousand dollars. It looks like this..." Matt pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket, and showed it to Sakko. It showed a tight leather dress, matching leather high-heel boots and a black leather headband.
Sakko looked at the picture in confusion. "I did not buy that!" he exclaimed. "I have never bought a dress like that in my life! They make me look fat!"
"Well, you bought it!" said Matt. "Now pay up, or I'll take..." Matt looked around the room for something to take if Sakko didn't pay the money. Matt spotted Sakko's tight green dress. "I'll take that!" he said.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sakko screamed. "YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY DRESS!"
"I will if you don't pay the money!" said Matt. "And I'll take that-" Matt pointed to a pair of black high heel shoes. "-and maybe that-" Matt pointed to a green headband studded with dark-green jewels. "-and that would pay the two thousand dollars!" he finished.
Sakko screamed. He screamed and squealed and shrieked and cried and yelled and shouted. He had just entered the world of psychopaths.
"I AM INNOCENT!" Sakko wailed. "I HAVE COMMITTED NO CRIME! I DID NOT BUY THOSE CLOTHES! NO FAAAAIIIIIIIIIIRRRRR!"
"Dude, you're worse than a baby!" said Matt, blocking his ears. He than proceeded to take Sakko's belongings. He dumped the dress, headband and shoes into the plastic bag and attempted to step out of the door while shouting, "Have a nice day! Have a nice day!"
But he was stopped by a sobbing Sakko. "You (sob) will not (cry cry) take my (sniffles) CLOTHING!"
Matt was getting scared, so he tried to calmly tell Sakko that he was being Punk'd to calm the little monkey down.
"Listen, Sakko-"
"SHUT UP! GIVE ME MY CLOTHES!"
"No, no, no! Please, you don't understand-"
"GIVE ME MY STUFF AND I WILL LISTEN TO YOU! JUST GIVE ME EVERYTHING! PLEASE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
"Listen, Sakko!"
"NOOOOO!"
"Sakko-"
"GIVE ME MY STUFF!"
"You're-"
"GIVE ME MY STUFF!"
"Being-"
"GIVE ME MY STUFF!"
"PUNK'D!"
"GIVE ME MY... My... my... stuff?" Sakko stopped crying. "I'm being Punk'd?"
"Yes! Yes!" said Matt desperately. "Punk'd! Yes, you know that TV show, where we Punk people? You're on that show!"
Sakko paused. "What's Punk'd?"
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It took a while for Matt to explain fully what you do on Punk'd, what the purpose was and (on Sakko's demand) who created it all. The when Sakko found out everyone on Shuggazoom was laughing at him at that very moment, he threw an even bigger hissy-fit than before.
"YOU TRICKED ME!" he screamed. "YOU (censored) (censored)! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"
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Skeleton King switched off the TV.
"I don't know why I hired that idiot." he muttered, and walked out of the room.
YAY! Done! Well, I don't think Sakko took that pretty well. And anyway, I'll update soon... only if you review! Well, I'll still update, but I'll make sure it takes AGES if you don't review! So... review!
Next chapter: Scrapperton
