Please Read: This is a Kingsman: The Golden Circle fanfiction and the movie is not listed on the category yet.


Author's Note: A thought I had after watching the movie. It was awesome! No story. Just a scene I want to write. This is my first time writing Kingsman fanfiction so bare with me… but hey, I watched the first one and I love both movies! And I really like it that the writer decided to make Harry look like an amateur spy even though he is a superspy. They should have added more scenes about Harry and Whiskey, you know, against each other. Harry and Whiskey are both my favorite characters but too bad they killed Whiskey. My apologies if the characters are out-of-character…


Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. It owns by Matthew Vaughn.


Harry Hart has finally regained his memories as a kingsman. Thanks to Eggsy for trying to kill his new dog. The dog looks almost exactly like Mr. Pickles. He dressed like a real kingsman. He got the stripe tie, the glasses back, the watch, the gadgets and the beloved kingsman umbrella. But the problem is that he loses some of his skills. He couldn't even fight more than one man at the same time at the bar. It made him feel embarrassed that Agent Whiskey was the one who finished the fight. After throwing the glass using the umbrella, he even noticed that the glass didn't even hit the guy. It just passed the guy and agent Whiskey catches the glass without a sweat. The guy even punched him without him finish saying his line. The guy hit him right on his blind left eye and it was ridiculous.

Harry, Eggsy, Merlin and Agent Whiskey went back to the Statesman. Merlin and Eggsy decided to train the great superspy Harry Hart again.

"What? Training again?" Harry said. He almost sounded disappointed.

"Y-yeah, Harry, w-we just want to test your skills one more time." Eggsy said.

Agent Whiskey scoffed. He was standing and leaning his side against the wall, crossed arms.

Harry turned his eyes to Agent Whiskey and glared deadly daggers. "Alright, when I get back as Harry Hart the best superspy I'll see if I can teach Whiskey more lessons." Harry said loudly, trying to hear it to Agent Whiskey.

Agent Whiskey gave Harry a smug look. "Really?" He taunted. "You forgot to say, Manners, maketh, man…"

Merlin sighed. "That's enough you two."

Eggsy was feeling all silent.

Harry glared more to Whiskey while Whiskey gave Harry a wink.

Merlin felt uncomfortable now. "Okay," he said as he exhaled. Then he turned to Harry. "Harry, first of, we want to test your fighting skills."

"But—"Harry wanted to protest.

"No buts, did you see how you couldn't even avoid when the guy punched you?" Merlin interrupted.

"He took advantage of my left eye! That's why!" Harry shouted as he pointed his left eye.

Merlin sighed. He put his hand on top of Harry's shoulder. "Harry, this is for your own good, we want your inner superspy back."

Harry looked at Merlin then he turned to Eggsy.

Eggsy smiled at him and gave him a nod.

Harry sighed, defeated. "Alright…"

"Alright Eggsy, you punch Harry." Merlin said as he pointed to Eggsy then to Harry and lowered his arm down to his side.

Eggsy glanced to Merlin, looking panic. "W-what? W-why me?"

"'Cause you are the one who carry Galahad's name now." Merlin said.

"B-but bruv…" Eggsy stammered.

"No buts, just do it, Eggsy." Merlin said.

"B-but, I can't punch Harry. He's my mentor!" Eggsy reasoned, trying to escape.

"Eggsy, just do it." Harry said.

"See? Harry just told you to do it, c'mon Eggsy. Don't be such a scaredy-cat." Merlin said.

Eggsy exhaled deeply. He tightened both of his hands and made a fighting pose.

Harry just stared at Eggsy waiting for him to start the fight.

Eggsy felt really nervous. He doesn't want to hurt his mentor even though this is just a training. He tightened his jaw and doesn't have the guts to fight Harry. He shook his head as he lowered his arms on his sides. "I can't… I can't, Merlin. I can't do it, bruv!"

Merlin raised his eyebrow. "You can't?"

Eggsy shook his head again. "I can't fucking do—"

Merlin punched Harry to the cheek without letting Eggsy finish what he wanted to say.

Harry was unable to avoid immediately and got punched.

Eggsy felt his mouth open wide in surprise.

Harry looked even more surprised as Eggsy. He touched the side of his cheek and turned to Merlin.

Merlin gave Harry a very wide grin on his face. "It's been a long time since I punch someone."

Harry was speechless in a moment.

"What Harry? Why are you so surprised?" Merlin said.

Harry just stared at Merlin.

Merlin turned to Eggsy who still remain surprised then back to Harry. "How about if we show Eggsy?"

Harry lowered his hand.

Eggsy turned to Harry. Shits about to go down…

Merlin handed his tablet to Eggsy then he punched Harry again to the face. This time Harry avoided Merlin's punch quickly.

"Nice Harry, you avoided my punch!" Merlin said. He threw another punch to Harry.

Harry got hit again on the face this time.

(Fall out boy's rock version of Michael Jackson's beat it starts playing in the background.)

Merlin felt bad about it. "Oops…"

Harry punched Merlin back but Merlin avoided it. Harry punched Merlin again. Merlin avoided it again. Harry punched Merlin again and again but Merlin still avoided the punches.

"Harry, you're too slow!" Merlin said.

Shut up, Merlin! Harry thought.

Harry tried to give Merlin a front kick to the stomach but Merlin avoided his kick again. Merlin gave Harry a roundhouse kick to the face. Harry shielded the kick with his arm and winced in pain. Merlin choked Harry around the neck. Harry tried to pull Merlin's arm off his neck but his strength seemed not to be working. He felt weak. Merlin tightened his arm against Harry's neck, choking Harry for real. Harry winced. He felt like his neck has been blocked. Merlin tightened his arm against Harry's neck more. Harry winced in pain again.

Agent Whiskey watched the fight between Harry and Merlin amusingly.

Such Merlin… Whiskey thought.

Harry elbowed Merlin to the face. Merlin got hit or he just let Harry hit him? Merlin loosened his arm and released Harry. Eggsy felt like he had the guts to fight his mentor. He punched to the face. Harry avoided it. Merlin punched Harry. Harry got punched. Harry punched Merlin to the face but Merlin avoided it again. Merlin lowered his head and charged towards Harry like a bull. Harry winced in pain as he hit his back against the wall. Harry raised both of his arms, folds his hands and hit Merlin's back three times with the heel of his hands. Harry gave Merlin a knee kick to the stomach. Merlin fell to the floor. Merlin stood up from the floor immediately. Eggsy and Merlin punched Harry to the stomach. Harry got punched and fell to the floor. Eggsy and Merlin looked down to Harry. Harry lies on the floor for a second and catches his breath. He was finally able to breath. Eggsy grabbed Harry's right arm. Merlin grabbed Harry's left arm. They were pinning him down against the floor. Harry struggled against their hold.

Harry pulled his arms with Eggsy and Merlin's weight all his might. Eggsy and Merlin hit each other's head. Harry catches his breath. His face covered with sweat. He felt like he had drained all of his strength.

"Merlin, I think we should stop…" Eggsy said as he rubbed his temples while looking at his mentor lying on the floor.

"I'm not done yet…" Harry said as he catches his breath. He propped up his elbow and tried to lift himself up but he fell back to the floor again.

"Harry, I think Eggsy is right. We should stop this now…" Merlin said as he rubbed his temples.

"No, I'm not done yet!" Harry interrupted as he tried to stand up but his body gave in and then he passed out.


Harry Hart was sitting on the chair, holding an ice pack on his face.

Merlin felt bad looking at Harry like this and he regretted it. "Harry, I'm sorry…" he apologized.

Harry looked up to Merlin then he looked away.

Merlin nodded. "It was a bad idea… I should have taken it too far…"

"Whatever Merlin, just quit it." Harry said.

"I wish the superspy Harry Hart will be back in no time." Merlin told Harry.

Harry chuckled. "Don't worry, Merlin. Harry Hart will be back sooner…"